Bitch Bible

Jackie reveals a recent medical diagnosis, discusses her influencer weekend in Cabo, and plans a tripych for her gallery wall of shame. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Your well-being is worth it. Get 10% off your first monthh at  www. BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription, plu...

Jackie and Tinx go on their second podcast date and talk Stagecoach, Jackie’s brand trip rebellion, and Tinx’s sparkly new book, “Hotter in the Hamptons.” Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Timeline : Timeline is offering 10% off your order of Mitopure at www.timeline.com/bitchbible GDefy Shoes : Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.com Little Spoon : Simplify your kiddo’s...

Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute, the undisputed star of The Valley, to discuss how the cast has changed, her daughter's nursery decor, and busking (busking??). Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain pre-menopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at  www. Addyi.com goPure: For a limited time, get 25% off...

Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use an outline. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE   at checkout VIIA: If you’re 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up...

Jackie gets an NAD+ injection and discovers the connection between hair extensions and brain worms. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! GDEFY: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.com Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for   life at www. Hungryroot.com/bitchbible Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT to get...

Jackie hurls a fellatory insult at a woman standing in her parking spot, has a romantic encounter with her Uber driver, and reveals her idea for a shit talking Socratic seminar of a birthday party. Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors: VIIA: If you’re 21 or older, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% off site wide at www.viia.co/BIBLE This episode is b...

Jackie celebrates the glory of Kate Hudson, discusses side hustles and the perfect Deluxe Martini recipe, and writes Clyde a beautifully poignant email. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Timeline: Get 10% off your order of Mitopure at www.timeline.com/bitchbible This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www. BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Acorns Early: Download...

Jackie was feeling joyous and effervescent this weekend when she recorded a banger of an episode, but due to computer issues that episode is gone forever, and now Jackie is feeling REAL bitchy. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Dying for Sex: All episodes streaming April 4th on Hulu Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIB...

Jackie is joined by the one and only Max Bronner to discuss living in a deficit, Trader Joe's Tomato Leaf candles, and Jackie's trauma dump. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at https://www.ritual.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at https://www. BetterHelp.com/...

Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at  www. Apostrophe.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit  www. BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE  to get 10% off your first month Hero Bread: Get...

Jackie presents a Meghan Markle case study, decides to travel to Paris in economy as a woman of the people, and explains why kids should smoke. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Fabric: Start investing in your child today at www. MeetFabric.com/BIBLE Homes.com : Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free i...

Jackie welcomes Zachariah and Jonathan from the Camp Counselors Podcast to talk about decorating trends, tootling, home ownership, and to perform t. A.T.u's 2002 smash hit "All the Things She Said". Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Honeylove: Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% off by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your f...

Jackie has been in a very pleasant mood recently, so it's time to let out some pent up bitchiness, get off the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni merry-go-round, and introduce the world to Jerrika. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!  Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co SKIMS: Shop now - the Fits Everybody collection is available in sizes XXS to 4X at www.skims.com/bib...

Jackie's recording on Valentine's Day and describes her solo outing with Clyde at the Cheesecake Factory, and runs into a young Jeffrey Dahmer at the Build a Bear Workshop. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www. HomeChef.com/BIBLE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 g...

Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles.    Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Fabric: Fabric: Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Start investing in your child today at www.meetfabric.com/BIB...

A very special Super Bowl episode - Jackie discusses Kendrick Lamar's flawless half time show, the strange pairing of testosterone and too much food, and of course Taylor Swift.  Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box and get a free item in every box for life at www. Hungryroot.com/bitchbible.com   Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your...

Jackie discusses falling in, and then quickly out of, love with a piano, compliments and critiques the Grammy's fashion, performances, and bangs, and ponders the difference between donkey and doggy style at a dinner party. The C Word Survey: https://bit.ly/3Ew1tLe   Thanks for supporting my sponsors: OneSkin : Get 15% off OneSkin with the code Bible at www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod  Try VIIA ! www.vi...

Jackie is nursing a hangover, but bravely pushes through to talk about her role as a trophy wife at Grammy’s Parties, give a controversial take on Ryan Reynolds, and discuss renovating her guest room which has led to her recent embrace of prison pink. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: For a limited time get 25% off your first month at www. Ritual.com/BIBLE Hungryroot: For a limited time g...

Join Aliza Kelly every Monday as she decodes the latest astrological events and provides detailed, personalized horoscopes from Aries to Pisces, with forecasts for love, career, health, and personal growth. Get ready to embark on a cosmic adventure and find out what the universe has in store for you. Horoscope Weekly is an OpenMind Original powered by PAVE Studios. See Privacy Policy at https://ar...

Jackie addresses her follicular-debris inspired divorce post on Instagram, praises the artistic masterpiece that is RHOSLC, and discusses the most recent developments in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni saga. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www. BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first month Hers: Start your initial free online visit toda...

Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: Get ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code...

Jackie roasts the RHOSLC reunion looks, yells at a racist man at the farmer’s market, and lets you know why the TikTok ban just isn’t that important. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 with code BIBLE at www. Apostrophe.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order with code JACKIE at checkout at www.hero.co Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to...

Jackie kicks off the new year by continuing her Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively investigation, roasting the Golden Globes red carpet, and sharing her highly anticipated 2025 Ins and Outs. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Branch Basics: Get 15% off your entire order with code Bible at www. BranchBasics.com/Bible Homes.com: Find the information about a new home all in one place at www.homes.com   OneS...

Jackie and Max discuss New Years Resolutions, Jackie reviews Baby Girl, A Complete Unknown, and Challengers, and rips festive ice cubes.  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout for 10% off your order at www. Hero.co   Zocdoc: Go to www. Zocdoc.com/BIBLE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Prolon: Right now, get 15% off Prolon's 5-day nutrition pr...

Happy Hanukkah-Eve! We’re celebrating the best way we know how — by re-releasing Jackie’s 2018 drunk Hanukkah episode. Jackie dunks on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, tells you why small talk is dead, and plots to take down her annoying neighbor with laxative muffins. L’Chaim! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free...