Bit Season

Matt and Matt recap EB's last tailgate and the end to the Marist season.  We noticed someone was particularly quiet during the recap.  Plus, Cakes' enormous tree needs to be cut down.  Listen to us trick him into getting it removed.  "Extreme Showers" are all the rage with millenials.  Drab aka "Shower King" pioneered the trend.

May the Fourth Be With You! Drab is sad he didn't get his late breakfast from Valdez this week.  Valdez details his morning routine and Drab is stunned he does everything naked.  We recap Bit Season spending a week on OnlyFans Twitter.  Plus, we talk about Mintzy being fired from Barstool

In this episode of Bit Season, We talk about the week of fights on the Junkies.  We get into EB's blowup at the producers on Thursday.  Big John annoying Lurch on Friday.  Plus, Old Lady Sara ripping on the Junks.  We interview Skye Marie, the Farm Girl who Drab mentioned this week.  BE AWARE:  Today's show is unedited and contains foul language.  Enjoy!

Drab has a bone to pick with Valdez to start the show.  We talk about how the Junks handled the Brian Davis interview.  Vinny and Joe's ball-busting segment.  Do the Junks need to give Awadd more respect and promotion?

Valdez thinks the Junkies Parlay is losing steam.  How can we pump some juice back into it?  EB acting out of character and singing Hotel California at a Karaoke Bar. Where's the bully Bickel we've grown to love?  Plus, HBO's rebranding and learn what it takes to be Drab and Valdez's friends.

On this episode of Bit Season, we invite Mike Maher to hang out and be third mic.  Drab's parents want to take a family vacation to Hilton Head.  Valdez makes Drab out to be the show's party pooper for putting the breaks on the Junkies Panty Contest. 

In this episode of Bit Season, Drab and Valdez reveal the reason why the Stallion is no longer 3rd mic.  We talk about the large increase in drunk callers to the Junks.  Plus, we remember Blue Shorts and his many contributions to the Junks and radio station.

In this episode of Bit Season, we try to figure out who could fill Stallion's seat in studio.  We react to the positive comments after EB/Savannah's bike segment.  Drab almost drowned as a child and does JP have the hots for Larsa Pippen?

Happy Thursday! We open up discussing some of the evergreen topics on the Junks that make the Mount Rushmore for us. Then, one of the Bitties has a big issue starting to settle in that has the others obsessed with the subject. Jason has a new hobby he has been pursuing after work, and the fellas have some thoughts on what that could be. 

The boys behind the glass get the show kicked off by discussing Valdez's bit on Friday's show, and we get you the ins and outs as to how that worked out. As we love nostalgia on Bit Season, we talk about our old high school cars and all the stories we had with those, even mentioning some games that were played. Last weekend, Drab had an adventure of a lifetime that has made him puff his chest out...

Valdez and Drab discuss the awkwardness with JP, Stallion and the class Field Trip Wednesday after the show.  What was the reason Lisa Ann was brought up?  And does JP have a history of being inappropriate?  Plus, Cakes is the ultimate Hall Pass.  We go over the bit regrets after the bombshell caller who admits his girlfriend has the hots for John Auville.

The boys get started talking about what goes into their decision to making their dinner plans, and all the different game plans put into it. Matt & Matt then start bragging about their culinary skills, as it may be put up to the test. We then go inside radio, as the Stallion crowned one of the segments this week one of the better ones in a while. Matt & Matt dive into the segment at hand,...

Happy Thursday Bitties! Valdez opens up the show with an exclusive story that he has been waiting to share. We discuss Old Glory DC's Rugby team stopping by studio, and the behind the scenes for what may be unfolding for Bit Season... or not? One of us has beef with another producer with being crowned the "fashion guy" around WJFK, and one of us were taken it back by that crowning. Lastly, the Bit...

To open up Super Bowl week, the guys discuss their plans for the big game and of course dive into all the different foods that will be consumed during that. But, there has been a last second change of plans for one of the Matt's... what could it be? Then, Drab discusses how he blames EB for letting a crappy call get through, filled with behind the scenes nuggets. Lastly, we end the show discussing...

One of the Matt's have been getting flooded with compliments around the office, so we start off todays show discussing this and the possible segment idea to come. BDK may have a Super Bowl party for the Bitties, so we discuss the festivities we would bring to the table for that party. The producer bible came out with a story on swingers using LOOFAHS as a way of Communication, so Valdez breaks dow...

We open up todays show discussing BDK's hit from this morning, while he was outclassing EB in his sports knowledge! We also hint on some new wrinkles in that segment coming up. Valdez reveals one of Drab's newest Sunday rituals, as it ha shocked everyone. Drab makes his return to pickup b-ball, & gets smoked by the kids. The Junkies have been discussing Viagra lately, so we discuss that &...

Happy Thursday Bitties, we open up todays show discussing last weeks episode and the pop EB delivered with our uncensored version of Bit Season. Then we get to the genius idea of our butt slapping competition that started with the face slapping competition. Vinnie & Joe sent EB a doody pic during the show, and they all found it hilarious so we discuss that wacky exchange. Lastly, sauna talk ha...

We have a special guest in studio today for Bit Season, and that is The Man Of Leisure, the Fire King, EB, also known as Eric Bickel. He sits in with the boys today to discuss ALL things Junkies. We take you inside the brain of EB and what his days look like as a whole, as well as his input on his recent Carson Wentz statement. We then dive into the future of the Junkies and a timeline of retireme...

New year, same Bit Season! We open up the show discussing New Year's Eve and what the guys all did that night. Drab then accuses Valdez of watching other programs on New Year's Eve beside the big CFP game. EB had an epic rant on Carson Wentz, & it's an early candidate for segment of the year. We then finally get to hash out the missing flesh light, as Drab has come prepare to make his case for...

We hope you guys all had a wonderful Holiday season, as the boys from Bit Season open up the show discussing their holiday festivities, and all the bells & whistles that come along with that. EB has also claimed to be a "Man of leisure", so we discuss the life he lives outside the studio & what makes a day for him. There's a missing gift from Drab's office, and the boys from Bit Season hav...

Happy Holidays to ALL the Bitties out there, who listen and take in the show. Today's show is dedicated to the Junkies Drinking Show which took place today, so the guys start off with all the behind the scenes work that goes into this massive show. What was their favorite part of the show? We discuss this thoroughly and break down all parts of the show as it was loaded with classic Junks content....

We start off discussing the two man shows so far this week, and give you the inside scoop on what those look like behind the scenes. Drab & Valdez are ricked at the Stallion for adding nubby items to the list, and the guys grill him for that. We also stand firm on the ground for college kids paying for their on spring break, unlike one of the Junks kids. We get you the latest rankings from the...

On today's show, we recap the Stallion's big night out with Lisa Ann after her in studio Junkies appearance last Friday, and we get you all the stories from his night out at Cloakroom DC. Then, Matt & Matt have breaking news from the Stallion, that they believe is a complete lie. We then move on to discuss our companies holiday party tonight at MGM, and the boys are bitter the Junks may not sh...

We get todays show started off by discussing our in studio guest tomorrow on the Junkies, the legendary Lisa Ann. The Stallion discusses his fascination with Lisa as she was the first movie star he discovered, and Drab & Valdez try and convince him to come in. The Liver King got exposed over the weekend, so they talk about that also today. JP gave Valdez a big compliment during the show this w...

Drab & Valdez discuss the Junkies new contract, as the boys broke that big news this week. How does a future MGM Junkies branded survivor pool sound to you? Plus, Drab may have found someone in a MAJOR lie, find out who on todays show!