Bit Season

Drab is back from his trip to the Carolinas.  We outline how Ted Leonsis should have done his deal with Potomac Yard.  Drab craves hitting the town after his night of bar hopping with his family.  Southwest Airlines is becoming "Fat Friendly."  Plus, Porn Hub gives out their top searches by state in 2023.

Drab shares why he disrespects the Beatles.  Valdez is paranoid about his job security and future with the show.  Has Michael Maher earned his way into the "inner circle?"  Plus, a shocking twist and addition for Bit Season is discussed amongst the boys and first-time, long-time caller Awadd. 

Valdez and Drab welcome you back after a Thanksgiving break.  Listen to the guys' describe their Turkey Days and find out why Drab's dessert was so disappointing.  We talk about Cakes and his Owl day, Lurch and the future of the Junkies Parlay.  Plus, our rendition of "Audacy Wrapped."

Drab narrowly escapes an ass-smacking. JP is on to something with being too old to discover new music and go to concerts.  Plus, Drab claims Valdez is milking his knee injury and Drab kicking his soda addiction.

Valdez and Drab discuss how tacky and gaudy lights are making a Christmas comeback.  We also go into detail about the potential spanking for Drab if the Seahawks lose. 

In today's episode, Valdez mourns the loss of Chandler Bing and discovers Friends is a chick show.  We recap Halloween and re-visit the sexy story of a friend offering his wife for a one-sided Fantasy Football trade.

Drab shares how annoyed he is with EB and Valdez's commercial break golf talk.  EB's speeding is alarming.  Drab is a secret "Queer Eye" fan and feels compelled to rank his favorite Fab 5 after meeting Karamo.  Plus, we talk about Awadd's call in and if he can take the "Bruce the Hugger" call-in role moving forward.

This episode of Bit Season was recorded in the side Production Studio.  Valdez and Drab talked about "Small Penis Fall" and if women are just as raunchy as men.  We react to EB wearing his wife's pants to work.  Also, Drab calls Taylor Swift "emotionally immature."

Sorry for the tech issue, but only the first 2 minutes are missing. Strange.  We talk about Jon DePompa's failed Dave Richard zing and EB calling him out.  Could this Holiday Show involve weed/gummies?  Plus, a sad update on show legend, Bruce the Hugger. 

Happy 100th Episode!...Drab and Valdez celebrate their 2+ year run of Bit Season.  We recap a charity event appearance and discover an untapped side hustle market.  There's discussion about Larry aka LTC and where he fits within the Junks show.  And why do the Junkies hate radio rants so much?

Drab and Valdez talk for 50 minutes about recess and playing as kids.  Drab tells a story about how he had to use the emergency eye wash machine.  EB was a in crabby mood this morning and Blue Shorts working in construction. 

We are back after Valdez's 100th vacation this year.  This episode was recorded Wednesday before the Nats game and Cakes hops on the mic for a segment.  Apologies for the audio, we did our best to boost/fix it.  Valdez and Drab talk about the hot Lauren Boebert video and Roger being Exhibit A for Nerds making the best husbands.  Plus the Circa pool generating Producer AD's and we give advice for A...

Valdez and Drab record the show post 3rd Annual Crab Kickoff.  Drab talks about getting recognized at inopportune times with his kids.  Valdez and Drab talk about Labor Day Pool Day.  We eulogize Jimmy Buffett and debate who will be the next Beach Rock sensation.  Plus, Listen to a new segment at the end of the show. 

On today's episode we talk about EB vs. Frederick and how it started a loosey-goosey Open Line Thursday.  We discuss the art of seduction and how titillating our "Disturbia" scenario at work is.  Plus, we are offended by the Junks claiming shower time is the best time for personal fun time. 

In this episode of Bit Season, we explain what the hell is going on with the Junkies Podcasting.  Drab is jealous of Valdez's big score at MGM while Valdez is jealous of Drab's calves.  Plus, Why didn't Valdez get more joaning for being the only one who missed out on the parlay?

Bit Season welcomes long-time Junks/Bit Season P1 D Woods in studio.  D has questions for Matt and Matt regarding the Junks and producing.  We talk about EB and Cakes joining the same Country Club.  Drab explains his obsession with entrepreneurs.  Plus, D Woods tells us how he defends our honor. 

Valdez and Drab honor DJ Casper by talking Cha Cha Slide and wedding songs.  Producer Cameo's are back!...We give an update on the Junks Survivor pool.  Plus, Matt and Matt dislike the Junkies new segment "Have you seen this?"

Drab and Valdez talk about their birthdays and love of Ice Cream Cake.  The Junks have an obsession about bear stories....And we find out Drab is an aficionado of fictional bears.  Plus, growing up cutting the grass as a kid.

In this episode we discuss Awadd and Mrs. Bickel's call-ins to the Junks.  Valdez invites listeners on his Eric Church party bus.  Plus, we reminisce on some of the worst date we've had in the past. 

Valdez and Drab recap the Burgundy and Sold party at the Bullpen.  Drab tells Valdez he was dressed like a 63-year-old man.  We explain why EB is a fake country fan and Valdez tells people to stop singing at concerts.  Plus, trying to explain the NPC craze and Lurch and JP stealing from Homewood Suites.

Welcome back, Bitties!  Matt and Matt are back from their sabbaticals for a brand new episode.  Drab goes in depth about his "vacation" and why his wife felt compelled to journal her feelings afterwards.  Plus, there's an update on the future of Bit Season and Valdez explains what would have made the Real Cheesburger Challenge epic.

In this episode of Bit Season, we have an announcement regarding summer vacations.  Drab lightly  endorses Valdez's attempt to hold each other accountable on their fitness journies.  Valdez touched a nerve with Drabby after a comment on his time management.  We talk about Blue Shorts and his 12 minute IDM promo and the upcoming Purple Heart Open.

Valdez claims he will focus online content primarly to Instagram.  Drab doesn't understand the "Murph" phenomenon and pulls back to curtain on his bodily insecurities.  Plus, Al Pacino becomes a father at 83-years-old.

In this episode of Bit Season, Drab declares his love of high school baseball.  Valdez grosses out Drab with his poison ivy.  Drab and Valdez also preview their day out together at the LIV Tournament and daydream about a new career working for Greg Norman.  After the break, we address the twitter beef between JP and Drab. 

Valdez calls out Drab for hijacking his Nuru Massage fetish.  Is EB on track for dentures? Drab thinks he transforms in Rico Suave whenever he goes to the dentist.  Plus, We talk about Pat McAfee's move to ESPN and our Tilts of the Week.