Binge and Purge the Podcast

This is a good one, friends. Samantha fishes for an "I love you," Miranda cannot stop farting, and Charlotte is being a bitch. As for our Carrie, she may be homeless, y'all!!!

OMG you guys this is THE ONE. Samantha catches monogamy, Charlotte takes a tap class, and Miranda finds out it's a boy. Yeah, whatever. It's Carrie and Aidan, y'all. It's over. Gone girl. Girl on a train. Girl BYE!

There's so much going on, but at the same time nothing. Charlotte is going to be in Homes & Gardens mag (snooze), Samantha says the L-word to Richard (she was high), and someone outs Red Dragon's pregnancy. Same ole, same ole with Carrie and Aidan. Bumps in the road.

It's all in the title, people. Everyone is fighting. Except Red Dragon. The Irony. Charlotte and Trey are feuding, Samantha deals with some inner demons, and Carrie & Aidan are really going at it. Red Dragon gets laid, so good on her. 

We've landed on S4Ep12 - Just Say Yes - and it does not disappoint. Read Dragon is throwing up because she's pregnant, Charlotte is doing in vitro, so therefore, NOT pregnant, and we hope Samantha doesn't get pregnant because things have heated up with Richard. Aidan asks Carrie to marry him, so there's that.

It's a controversial episode because ABORTION. Red Dragon might get one, Charlotte can't even get pregnant, and Samantha yearns for a baby Birkin bag. Carrie deals with her own past while she and Aidan grow closer. They're pretty cute in this one.

This episode is chock full of testicular references. Miranda talks Steve out of a ball implant, Charlotte helps Trey nut it in a cup, and Samantha meets that ball-sack, Richard. Carrie forces Aidan to hang out with Big. It's bonkers. 

We're half way through season 4! Miranda finds out Steve has testicular cancer and becomes his health advocate, Charlotte is in Connecticut, and Samantha visits Carrie in the country...because...Carrie is forced to go to Aidan's shack in the middle of nowhere.  

This one is a tear-jerker. Poor Red Dragon - Her mom dies! It's awful. But Charlotte goes into A type personality mode and takes control. Samantha has a new wrestler "boyfriend," but the news of Miranda's loss ruins it for her. Carrie finally gives Aidan a key to her place but freaks out when he tries to buy her a new computer. Unrelated news: Shelby's new podcast, Herstory, is officially out. Go...

Welcome to S4 Ep 7 - Time and Punishment. Miranda throws her back out and mistakenly relies on Carrie, Charlotte is ready to quit the 9-5 gig, and Samantha's new fling is rude. And of course, it was only a matter of time - Mr. Big calls up Carrie and messes everything up.

Get ready for S4 Ep 6 - Baby, Talk is Cheap. Charlotte and Trey want a baby, Samantha is dealing with a man-baby, and Miranda...well, she meets a guy who enjoys dealing with her backside. As for our gal Carrie, she can't get over this Aidan thing. 

It's season 4 episode 5 - Ghost Town. Miranda actually thinks there's a ghost in her apartment, Charlotte has to deal with Bunny's decor, and Samantha is losing interest with Marie. Our gal, Carrie, runs into the ex. Not that ex. It's Aidan.

Welcome to season 4 episode 4. Samantha and Maria have growing pains, Miranda is invited to Steve's thing, and Bunny overstays her welcome. As for Carrie, the ghost of Aidan lingers.

Welcome to season 4 episode 3. Red Dragon has a new dude, but he's gross, Charlotte and Trey start doing it, and Samantha meets a hot artist. Big is jealous of Carrie's new jazz beau. (Who is annoying.)

Welcome to season 4 episode 2 - The One With All of the Cameos. Samantha's eating organic, Charlotte sets up Stanford, and another hot guy wants to date Red Dragon. As for Carrie, she walks in a New York fashion show, and it's a hot mess.

It's the season 4 premiere! It's Carrie's bday, and that's basically it. Miranda and Charlotte don't really have a storyline, and Samantha masterbates to a friar that Shelby has kissed. It's a good episode.

It's the season finale! We're half way done (which is kind of sad). Charlotte copes with her separation, Samantha has loud neighbors, and Miranda is Red Dragon-ing all over the place. Carrie has to deal with 2 exes in this one. Hold on to your Christian Dior.

Things are getting spicy! Charlotte makes out with a hot gardner, Miranda makes out with a hot cop, and Samantha does it with a not-so-hot college dude. As for Carrie, she has a face-to-face with Natasha, and it's cringe-worthy.

It's nice to have a clean episode with no Big or Aidan in sight. Miranda dates a dead guy, Samantha's getting laid, Charlotte is not, and Carrie has become a professor at the Learning Annex. Dr. Bradshaw!

The gals are back in NYC! Samantha deals with an entitled child, Miranda gets braces, and Charlotte goes to marriage counseling.  Carrie finds herself dating a dude with some serious arrested development...again.

The ladies are still in LA, and their New York cynicism is nudging its way into their vacation. Miranda learns how to chill a little, Charlotte takes a break from married life, and Samantha has a dumb storyline about knockoffs. As for Carrie, she gets to share the small screen with some Hollywood big wig cameos. 

The ladies are off to LA! Get ready for some west coast stereotypes as Shelby and Paul have a lot to say about the ladies' stay on their turf. Samantha meets a dildo model, Miranda is invisible, and Carrie has a weird encounter with Matthew McConaughey. Unfortunately, Charlotte stays in NYC because she's a newlywed. 

Get out your tissues because this episode is a bumpy ride. Charlotte gets married, Miranda wears a ridiculous neckerchief, and Samantha does what Samantha does best. As for Carrie and Aidan...I mean...It's not pretty. 

Shelby and Paul discuss S3Ep11 - Running With Scissors. It's a dark one and gave Shelby waves of terror. Charlotte is a bridezilla, Samantha has to get tested, and Red Dragon is sexually harassed by a sandwich. Carrie is acting like a fool, and everything hits the fan in this one. She can't be saved at this point.

Shelby and Paul continue down the road of secrets. Sam gets sick, Charlotte learns how to negotiate, and Red Dragon attempts phone sex (bleck). The Carrie/Aidan/Big situation is NOT GOOD!