Binge and Purge the Podcast

It's Sex and the Covid City over here. Get ready for Miranda's honeymoon, Samantha's pushy ways, and Charlotte's neurotic babysitting. As for Carrie, does she want a baby or the Russian? (Spoiler alert - neither)

It's a sad one, friends. Red Dragon and Steve get married (not sad), Charlotte and Harry get sick (not sad), Samantha has breast cancer (sad). As for Carrie, her Russian lover is too cheesy for her (not sad).

We've made it to season 6B! Charlotte volunteers for the blind, Miranda has to deal with her ex, and Samantha does something mean as hell to Smith. As for Carrie, she continues her love affair with the Russian. 

We have a Russian in the mix! Miranda can't say I love you to one man, Samantha has a downstairs situation, and Charlotte's story is sad. Carrie meets Alexander Petrovsy (aka Mikhail Baryshinikov).

We get a blast from the past. But first, Charlotte gets an acupuncturist, Samantha learns to hold hands, and Miranda continues on with Blair Underwood. As for Carrie, Big is back.

It's hard to believe, but we're halfway through the last season. Samantha wants in on the Soho House, Miranda goes to a basketball game and scores, and Charlotte doesn't have a story line. As for Carrie, she has a thing with a high school fling. 

This episode is classic SATC, which we love. Charlotte learns to compromise, Miranda meets a HOT doctor, and Samantha doesn't really have a storyline. Also, someone steals Carrie's shoes! Added bonus: 2 cameos

It's a special episode. Charlotte gets MARRIED, Miranda hides from reality, and Samantha can't get her clothes off by herself. Our Carrie has to deal with an out-of-towner.

We don't know what the title means. Miranda gets into her skinny jeans, Charlotte deals with a second marriage, and Samantha regrets getting what she asked for. As for Carrie, that Post-It becomes a get out of jail free card.

What in the hell does this title mean? You tell us. Miranda realizes she can't have it all, Samantha makes Smith the Absolute hunk, and Harry walks back into Charlotte's life. As for Carrie - Burger sucks, and he breaks up with her on a Post-It. Ugh - He's the WORST.

We're on episode 5 of this season, and things are truckin' along. Charlotte misses Harry, Miranda misses Steve, and Samantha creates Smith Jared. As for Carrie, Burger just SUCKS.

In this interesting episode, we see Charlotte act like a MEAN GIRL, Samantha get into role play, and Red Dragon learn an empowering lesson. As for Carrie, Burger keeps throwing up red flags, but she's not reading them.

It's our last episode of 2019! Charlotte says goodbye to Christmas, Samantha offends soon-to-be Smith Jared, and Miranda goes all Red Dragon on Steve. As for Carrie, she deals with the ghost of Burger's ex.

Season 6A is underway, and the gals are movin' through life. Charlotte wants to convert, Miranda gets a Tivo, and Samantha finally meets Smith! As for Carrie... Let's just say the sex with Burger is not all that. (duh)

Welcome to season 6A. Charlotte is thinking of converting, Red Dragon goes full on RED and acts weird with Steve, and Samantha gets stock market advice. As for Carrie, she's freaking out about Burger. Oh, and we see Aidan again.

Can you believe it's the season finale??? They cheated us out of 10 more episodes, but everyone is pregnant. They all go the Hamptons. Samantha borrows Richard's house, Charlotte says I love you, and Miranda still has a kid. As for Carrie...Ugh...Burger returns.

Girls on a train! Red Dragon has no storyline, Charlotte bangs Harry, and Miranda gets taken for a ride... ON A TRAIN with Carrie! Off to San Francisco and Big.

The gals are going through it in this one. Miranda is a mommy mess, Charlotte fights Bunny, and Samantha needs a new vibrator. Carrie annoyingly ruminates over Aidan's heartache. 

The book launching party is upon us! Samantha gets a chemical peel, Bunny invades Charlotte's space, and Red Dragon gets some strange. Carrie meets Burger...UGH.

We had a hoot with this one! Charlotte discovers Amazon, Miranda joins Weight Watchers, and Samantha gets caught with the UPS guy's pants down. Carrie is just being judgmental, and she's shooting the cover of her book.

We're in Atlantic City! Miranda feels fat, Samantha can't trust Richard, and Charlotte buys a dress from the gift shop. Our gal, Carrie, is being an annoying high maintenance friend.

Ugh. Samantha is back with Richard, Charlotte goes to a relationship guru seminar, and Miranda gets little Brady baptized. As for our gal, Carrie, she's landed herself a book deal! (With Amy Sedaris and Molly Shannon!)

How does season 5 start off? It's fleet week in NYC! Everyone (except Carrie) shows their boobs. Red Dragon deals with new mom issues, Charlotte needs to get some strange, and Samantha pines over Richard. Bleck. As for Carrie, don't worry about her. She's dating...New York!

It's the season finale!!! Samantha finally dumps Richard, Red Dragon has her little dragon, and Charlotte's storyline is a snooze-fest. Carrie and Big have a moment and then...he's gone.

We're at Vogue, and Carrie won't let us forget it. Charlotte throws a baby shower for Red Dragon, Red Dragon doesn't want a baby shower, and Samantha has a special present for Richard's b-day. Carrie is at Vogue, Vogue, Vogue. She says it 500 times.