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https://snltranscripts.jt.org/16/live-report.phtml A reporter's (Kenan Thompson) broadcast from the site of a sinkhole gets off-topic when he interviews a beautiful woman (Margot Robbie) and her unimpressive husband (Mikey Day). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Culture 360: 04/09/2016 Ancient Chinese mandatory Marriage Arrangement 「父母之命，媒妁之言」，是中國傳統婚姻的一般原則。當事人往往對自己的婚姻并無直接表示意見的權利。因此，媒妁之言足以影響一段婚姻是否美滿，男女的一生是否幸福。 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A married woman (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has a hard time ending her affair with the pool boy (Pete Davidson). Special appearance by Nick Jonas. [Season 41, 2016] https://snltranscripts.jt.org/16/affair-with-chad.phtml Affair with Chad  0 (0) Chad… Pete Davidson Miss Hanler… Julia Louis-Dreyfus Toby… Nick Jonas [Starts with Chad cleaning the pool listening to the music] [Miss Hanler gets bac...

Despite his friends' (Bobby Moynihan, Cecily Strong, Jay Pharoah) best efforts, Sen. Bernie Sanders (Larry David) keeps finding ways to upset voters (Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant) in Iowa. [Season 41, 2016] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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An amazed audience member (Blake Shelton) heckles a magician (Taran Killam) to grant his wishes including making him rich, giving him chicken nuggets and granting him the power to go down on himself. [Season 40, 2015] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After getting caught imitating his boss (Leslie Jones), a new employee (Louis C.K.) must play off the impression as his real talking voice in order to not get fired. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/15/this-is-how-i-talk.phtml This Is How I Talk Jay Pharoah Venessa Bayer Donald… Louis C.K. Brenda… Leslie Jones Aidy Bryant Kate McKinnon [Starts with Sprint phone shop] Jay:  So, that’s pretty much...

https://snltranscripts.jt.org/15/teacher-trial.phtml Bill Arnold… Beck Bennett Paula Abbott… Aidy Bryant Janet Johnson-Luna… Cecily Strong Gabbin Deli… Pete Davidson Cathy Deli… Kate McKinnon Plaintiff lawyer… Taraji P. Henson Judge… Kenan Thompson Mr. Deli… Bobby Moynihan Defense lawyer… Venessa Bayer [Starts with HLN intro] Male voice:  You’r watching HLN. That stands for Head Line News. [C...

Jake's father (J.K. Simmons) reveals his unconventional job during Career Day at school: being a Japanese messy boy. Fellow parents (Leslie Jones and Bobby Moynihan) are in awe of his career while the class is confused. [Season 40, 2015] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An amazed audience member (Blake Shelton) heckles a magician (Taran Killam) to grant his wishes including making him rich, giving him chicken nuggets and granting him the power to go down on himself. [Season 40, 2015] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2014年，本港和國際都發生種種牽動全球經濟和投資市場的財經大事件。 本港方面，歷時逾兩個月的佔領活動，除了影響本港政治，亦對本港經濟及各行各業帶來影響。 滬港通幾經波折正式開通，令上海和香港股市得以連成一線。 樓市方面，市場對中小型面積單位需求強勁，發展商新盤單位越來越小。 美國結束買債計劃，標誌著第3輪量化寬鬆完成歷史使命，市場關注聯儲局幾時開始加息；但歐洲和日本卻仍需靠量寬刺激經...

持續79日的佔領運動，轟動國際。由一開始的學生運動，演變為多區佔領。 整場運動的進程，對年青一代、香港的政治生態、日後的抗爭運動等，相信影響深遠。 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

014年即將結束，過去一年，香港社會風起雲湧，人大常委會宣布政改831決定，觸發持續兩個多月的佔領行動，一向低調的前行政長官董建華，再度活躍政壇。 各界關注實行了17年的一國兩制、高度自治落實情況、簽署30周年的中英聯合聲明是否仍然有效等問題，今年有討論的必要。 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

今年是亞洲航空業困難的一年，馬來西亞航空兩架客機分別在3月失蹤和7月懷疑被擊落後，亞洲航空一架客機日前在印尼出事。 另外，極端組織「伊斯蘭國」崛起，攻佔橫跨伊拉克和敘利亞大片土地，威脅全球安全。 美國中期選舉，共和黨一舉控制參眾兩院，奧巴馬未來兩年將成為「跛腳鴨總統」。 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

今年內地繼續嚴打老虎，政治局常委周永康被捕，是總書記習近平上台以來，涉貪被查的最高級官員。 上周冬至，全國政協副主席、中共中央統戰部部長令計劃涉嫌嚴重違紀，正接受組織調查。 一場九合一選舉，台灣變天。國民黨飽受近年選舉最嚴重挫敗，藍綠政治版圖逆轉，民進黨成為大贏家，馬英九總統黯然辭任國民黨主席。 記者黃凱宜及周曉暘為大家回顧一下今年兩岸大事。 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

今年發生明報前總編輯劉進圖遇襲、商台節目主持李慧玲被解僱等事件，本港新聞自由備受衝擊。 前政務司司長許仕仁和新地管理層的「世紀涉貪案」年底落幕，許仕仁和郭炳江等人半生風光，終成階下囚。 拖拉3年多的馬尼拉人質事件，菲方致歉，事情最終告一段落。 另外，印傭被虐、香港電視開台、九龍灣啟晴?槍擊案等，都令人難忘。 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A father (Chris Rock) objects to the suggestive dancing his 15-year-old daughter (Sasheer Zamata) is doing on her live-streaming video dance vlog and wants to know what YouTube commenters mean by "fap." [Season 40, 2014] https://snltranscripts.jt.org/14/dance-vlog.phtml Janelle… Sasheer Zamata Teddy Pascalis… Kyle Mooney Dad… Chris Rock Michael… Jay Pharoah [Starts with Jannele starting her youtub...

https://snltranscripts.jt.org/14/39-cents.phtml [Start with video clips of slum dwellers.] [Cut to Charles Daniels] Charles Daniels:  Hello. I’m Charles Daniels. For years, we’ve been taking it to villages like his, and showing you the heartbreak of families whose only mistake was being born poor. They need your help. And for only 39 cents a day, you can provide water, food and medicine for t...

   Years after the collapse of the USSR, Cuba remains a bastion of communism, central planning... and shortages of basic goods. Anyone returning from a trip abroad therefore takes as many of these as they can carry - even if they are flying from Moscow.    Sarah Rainsford lived for a while in Russia before glasnost and remembers the days of long lines, endless shortag...

   Years after the collapse of the USSR, Cuba remains a bastion of communism, central planning... and shortages of basic goods. Anyone returning from a trip abroad, therefore, takes as many of these as they can carry - even if they are flying from Moscow.    Sarah Rainsford lived for a while in Russia before glasnost and remembers the days of long lines, endless short...