Bike is Short for Bichael

0:10 James is still here 0:35 It’s vosotros not ustedes. I misspoke. 1:06 What are we gonna do for 100? 1:50 This is a podcast 2:23 “I tell no one I’m recording this” 3:09 James is privileged 4:35 James loves the Italian magpie impression 6:22 Donkey cart 6:45 Everyone is in white, we’re in black 7:15 All ABBA music 7:55 Instrumental Money Money Money 9:00 Zebraaaasssss 11:04 Location Table Number...

0:13 We’re YouTubers now 0:45 Welcome Séamus 2:18 Guest is marrying a host 3:00 James is a true cyclist 4:30 vegetarian BBQ 6:30 Potential Yellowstone spoiler 7:46 Why we’re here 8:20 Gordon Ramsey 10:07 Sealand in California 12:00 Classroom toilet 15:15 James defending all boys 16:00 Toy soldiers 17:20 Do you want to make an admission? No. 19:40 Leprechauns  20:20 School sanctioned leprechaun hun...

00:00 - Phoebe eats dust 00:33 - Applebees? 2:11 - the Elephant in the Room 3:42 - Super Bowl Chat 6:01 - Katherine and Maddie are wrong about the Super Bowl 7:19 - Dog Update 8:59 - movieS! 9:50 - A Rodent… 11:32 - Green Skin 12:13 - a monster saves a princess 12:28 - Another much more descriptive movie 13:08 - llama 13:48 - A movie Katherine hasn’t seen 14:42 - Fish 15:05 - a totally unrelated m...

00:00 - Maddie makes a promise she can't keep 1:35 - Happy Brigid's Day 2:30 - Punxsutawney Phil 4:00 - Four Booms??? 5:08 - Costco :)  6:30 - iPad Auto Zoom 7:07 - Liquid IV Sponsorship 7:29 - Katherine's Cocktail Recipe 8:23 - Quiche  10:00 - Enchiladas  11:36 - Tiramisu  15:28 - Rice Krispies Treats  18:08 - a sandwich  19:25 - a grilled cheese sandwich, specifically 20:30 - Appz! 2...

0:15 How do you think we should begin? 0:35 A pizza story 2:45 An AC unit story 3:34 Have you been holding space this week? 4:03 Son of a….lovely woman 5:55 Rental swans 8:30 Hay is a fire hazard 9:33 Candy cane flavor: toothpaste or good? 11:00 Mascot made a candy cane pancake and then left 12:40 What’s your take on Santa? 12:37 The Santa Clause sequels are TRASH 13:45 Hot Frosty discussion 17:43...

0:00 Bichael if we were a YouTube channel 0:53 What are we going to do for our hundredth episode? 1:39 Shalom 2:34 One like = one prayer 3:23 Maddie learned that her actions matter 5:38 New segment - Maddie eats a dental chew 6:42 Guessing what kind of Reeses is in the Advent calendar 7:00 “I should start gambling” 8:27 brief break 10:05 Spotify wrapped stats 10:43 4% increase in followers 13:06 T...

0:00 - episode 100 predictions  1:00 - will Phoebe throw up?  2:28 - Katherine’s bike got stolen  7:00 - This is a 9-1-1 podcast now  10:30 - Eras tour update (reputation TV clowning)  14:30 - the little fire engine  18:15 - ideal brunch  21:45 - no time for today’s topic I guess 22:00 - JAAQ 29:15 - byeee

0:00 – Maddie has a secret and it’s not bangs 5:58 – Bichael is popping off (11 streams)  6:58 – Katherine went to brunch  8:43 – Birmingham aka the Hat Story  16:53 – Dog with a Hint of Lyme  20:31 – Should we get into our segment?  21:13 – Hello, I am George, 22:11 – Mrs. Janet E. George 23:48 – George Khalid by Name  24:40 – Dr. Peter Chan 25:12 – Hello I am Julianna  26:13 – E-Bike Sponsor  28...

We’re bacccckkkkk. Did you miss us? We missed you.  0:40 It’s been 14 months  1:02 Bichael brings joy  1:32 We’re kinda funny  2:40 three words: laughter, danny, devito  3:35 live, laugh, love  4:21 we have caught everyone up  4:49 fiance update  6:25 podcasts in COVID were people reading Reddit posts 8:00 AITA for serving two different types of cakes 10:32 Florida = pineapples 11:24 even Monterey...

0:06 Hi Maddie Hi Katherine 0:50 The Italian French Border 1:38 Maddie forgot Katherine’s birthday 3:38 Remember Maddie’s birthday episode? 4:35 This week has felt like over a year 5:40 Sometimes podcasts enlist all their episodes 6:16 This podcast is for no one 8:48 Unrewarding conversation 9:02 Do you remember a time before podcasts when you just had conversations? 11:14 How do you know someone...

A bonus clip to celebrate our 40th episode. This is a throwback to Summer Episode 31 and is us struggling with the ice cube tray for about 5 minutes. PLEASE ONLY LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE ON OUR PATREON. THIS IS THE HONOUR SYSTEM. THANK YOU.

7:45 Still Lemonade 8:24 Saw a giant Lidl 10:42 What we ate in Killarney 11:50 Mr Rogers puzzle 13:52 What is covid? 23:28 Cracker Barrell 29:01 Katherine memorized It Wasn’t Me 29:38 Guards were called (guards = police) 33:07 Mean tiktok comments

0:02 Katherine talks to herself for a bit 1:36 Middle Class today or millionaire forever ago 3:10 Building a tree house 6:56 We fight about Disneyland and word and Tarzan and Swiss family 8:48 “Katherine, listen to me.”-Maddie 12:03 Sharks are generally misunderstood 13:17 Mary’s donkey

This was recorded in February 2022 but is being posted in May 2022 ooops! 1:23 Maddie will sit in the cry room 3:08 If you didn’t have to sleep and people found out about it, that would suck 3:20 Sleep is an excuse to not do things 7:20 Intelligent and Poor 9:22 “I am a public fool” -Maddie 12:12 Maddie tries to make a joke 13:25 Choose Your Own Adventure 17:30 rip in peace 20:31 It wasn’t even Le...

5:35 Who and why is listening 6:32 Maddie learns about ND burning down 8:50 ornament story 10:00 pretending electric towers are the Eiffel Tower is the height of comedy 12:06 Dump on Mary Todd’s bed 12:49 Us listing out fave jokes 13:50 Lent 17:02 creative ministry 18:05 shot of olive oil 22:12 We both never got COVID 22:45 We don’t owe our listeners anything 22:47 We don’t have any listeners

Bichael, where the hell have you been. loca? 2:25 We are humble 4:30 The abandoned Dunnes 8:15 Celebrate Valentine’s Day rigorously 10:55 Tequila 12:48 Glee’s impact on humanity 20:00 T swizzle again 23:50 The delay is killing me with these songs 24:25 What a surprise “On My Way” is being played 25:20 This podcast is about entertaining the two of us and no one else bye 26:48 “I’m going to go feral...

Today we go back in time and bring three things. One useful thing. One useless thing. One thing that would actively hinder our time in England. While in in the past we worry about keeping the phones that we brought filled with battery but little do we know, once the phones die we get zapped back to 2022. 0:02 COVID?? 0:20 professional opening 0:24 Katherine’s favourite joke where she pretends she...

Before we get to today’s topic we talk about Encanto, Google docs, swimming, the elephant in the room, and balloons. 1:09 It’s a really funny story 3:19 Hopefully we don’t get copyright stricken 4:43 Tio means uncle in Spanish 11:30 I feel physically like I’m falling apart 13:49 I have no idea what was said during that song 14:36 Loophole. They are singing about Bruno, not talking about him 25:35...

0:20 Firework episode 1:15 don’t buy a bike from target 2:12 would you rather: backward handle bars or unassembled? 6:45 tempo talk 8:20 Jesus and germs 18:30 Maddie is a huge Barbici Stan 19:15 we are sponsored by barbici except they’re closed now 21:33 Anne’s teacher’s brother is BFF’s with my uncle 23:45 This is crazy 26:55 She doesn’t understand baking 29:43 Maddie saw God 31:09 airplanes: it’...

Surprise. We're back. It's been over a month since we did this so at the beginning we are awkward and don't know what to do. Then we read each other movie descriptions and have to guess which ones are real and which are fake.  0:30 haven’t podcasted in a month, it’s wild 2:00 the bus 5:34 a drifter and a quirky mortician 10:02 the dean is satan 11:42 Amy whinehouse 16:25 Paolo is the villain 21:47...

It’s the 50th episode of Bichael (and almost our one year anniversary, it would be our one year if we didn’t take those two weeks off oops) Today Maddie and Katherine go back to their roots by doing the topics from their first episode in November 2020; Hot Takes and Monolith stories. They are also joined by a surprise guest, Jason, their former roommate who shall not be named. bikeisshortforbichae...

You Thought We Quit. Joke’s on You. This is now a surprise podcast. You never know when you’re gonna get an episode. Don’t EVEN get us started with the subject of today’s episode.0:15 You Thought We Quit. Joke’s on You.0:45 We are a surprise podcast now1:10 Katherine was on a business trip“Getting that bread” -Maddie2:17 Maddie met Annie TWICE4:18 Evening prayer is invite only6:18 What’s up Christ...

It's our George Michael episode! Katherine is back in Ireland and Maddie is in the United States. Conveniently they've both met some guys who would be PERFECT for the other person.1. Two disclaimers 2. She thought it was a religious podcast 3. What’s the theme? 4. It’s our #GeorgeMichael episode 5. whispers “I think he’s dead” 6. Roast Us 7. We know what it means 8. Our podcast name is an emotion...

It's the middle fo the work day but Maddie and Katherine stepped out of the office because we love our bichaelists that much. If you are ever in Killarney we 10/10 recommend renting bikes. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. We have huge news 2. We rode bikes 3. Go look at that meme 4. Everything will be revealed 5. “We didn’t record Bichael this week” 6. Maddie is actually funny 7. Wa...

Neither Katherine nor Maddie have watched Eurovision, ever. They barely know what it is. This week they react to various countries' acts and try to guess which country's performance we are watching. 1. This is a podcast where we discuss bikes 2. “This is a good joke” -Maddie 3. M83 Midnight City 4. It’s Midnight 5. Kayaking 6. You have a lot of energy 7. Why has it been good 8. Bichael Kayak 9. I’...