Big Gay Nerds

Here's a Halloween scare for you: acadeeemiaaa! Pigsmoke's professors may have a Dean-given task looming over their heads, but that doesn't mean they don't have everyday business to take care of. Albert has a frank discussion about stitching together dead bodies, Liam blows some minds (intentionally and otherwise), Simone gets pressured into striking a bargain, and Corvina combines doomsaying with...

It's the start of a new year at Pigsmoke College, and four professors have been summoned to the Dean's office to assist in its enigmatic machinations. Could this be the start of a magical journey that will save the world and change it forever... or is it a misguided attempt at academic one-upmanship? Why can't it be both? Whatever the case, Professors Addams, Blake, Webb, and Solomon are just the...

After a month away from the recording booth (just kidding we can't afford one) the Big Gay Nerds join forces with a new old friend to get theirs hands on Pigsmoke: a Roleplaying Game of Sorcerous Academia. You've seen them as jackass college students with supernatural powers, now see them as jackass college PROFESSORS with supernatural powers! Well, one of them isn't that supernatural, but I'm sur...

Another chapter of Monsterhearts comes to a close. Bishop formally throws their hat in with Shady Business while the rest of Mater Dolorosa's "gifted" students have one more sleepover and ponder the state of their relationships. Meanwhile, the powers that be have a plan to put and end to all this drama... (We actually lost the last twenty minutes or so of Ian's recording, thus robbing us of some g...

Lines have been crossed, and while no one's looking back, no one's entirely sure what's ahead either. Bishop takes some advice from their big sister. Pennyworth decides who his real friends are. Mark gets a glimpse of the truth. Jessamine makes her big comeback.

Mark and Pennyworth go to the comic shop.

It's been said that you can't really know someone until you fight them; if that's true, then Jessamine, Mark, Pennyworth, and the mysterious helmed swordsperson who has been lurking campus after dark are about to become a lot more intimate. Bishop, meanwhile, finds inspiration in an unexpected place and starts down a path to somewhere literally and metaphorically dark.

September's here, so it's time to go back to school and catch up with all your old friends! What have the students at Mater Dolorosa College been up to? Well, Bishop's been doing the lion's share of work on a group project, Pennyworth has been struggling to juggle two social circles, Mark's been learning how much a relationship can change people, and Jessamine has been studying for a test that may...

I'm gonna put this in the front: if bugs freak you out this isn't going to be the episode for you, unless you're looking to get freaked out, in which case you're in luck! The party is so close to the lost bounty of the abandoned mines, but will they be able to comprehend, let alone survive, whatever inhabits the lower chambers? This episode also features a guest appearance by Sara's dogs, who are...

After delivering a humiliating defeat to the abandoned mine's first monster, the gang ventures deeper into progressively more unsettling rooms. The next on their list is full of fungus and skeletons, and you'll never guess what--oh, you guess that they'll be animate and aggressive? Well, uh, you might still be wrong about that! You'll never know unless you listen to this episode!

Feodora, Gull, Myra, and George are back and ready to solve the world's problems, provided that those problems can be solved by killing things underground. Luckily, it looks like they've stumbled onto yet another situation that fits the bill! But will they find the time to do their jobs in between just being complete jackasses? Read on with your ears!

The Resurrectionists stagger into the final step of their daring heist, half-dead (some moreso than others) and just really stressed the hell out. Will they escape with the Sunshard, their lives, and their dignity? And will one of the crew's really awkward romantic history come into play somehow? Given how I just worded that, the answer is probably yes!

Elevators. We all see them as we go about our day-to-day lives. Sometimes we even ride them when the stairwell would be too much of a hassle. Simple, safe, and convenient, right? Well today, the Resurrectionists learn what true peril is, in what I'm officially tentatively dubbing: THE GREAT ELEVATOR FIGHT! Note: Though this isn't technically our most violent episode, I'd say it gets a little more...

The Resurrectionists are all mingled out and ready to put their plan into action! Granted, "steal the gem" isn't so much a PLAN as it is a GOAL, but they're good at improvisation. Listen to them sneak, drug, get-yelled-at-about-art, and choke their way past the mansion's defenses!

The campaign kicks off fast when the Resurrectionists' high-society friend points them towards the biggest, riskiest heist of their burgeoning careers: stealing a giant gem from the ruler of the city itself! To do it they'll have to... go undercover at a fancy party? Oh HELL YEAH, it's one of THOSE missions! But will they survive awkward small talk, or even worse, running into people they hate? Al...

In this extra-long episode, Saturn leads us into the steampunky, horrorish, post-fantasy-apocalypse city of Doskvol. There we meet four new friends, all of whom are fallen from grace in one way or another and ready to cash in on a dishonest night's work. Watch your step, it's dark as hell and someone left all these blades lying around. http://www.evilhat.com/home/blades-in-the-dark/ Intro and outr...

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This episode is mostly defined by characters doing very unwise things on the basis that they sound cool at the time, and in the process they holistically recreate a scene from every horror movie. Pennyworth learns about the secret conflict that defines the supernatural threats he keeps brushing up against. Bishop expands their power base in true Monsterhearts fashion. Content Warning: A little mor...

This episode... look, I was trying to think of ways to be all coy about this, but let's just get it out in the open. This is the episode where Sex Moves finally come into play. Don't act like you didn't see it coming. Don't worry, we keep it tasteful, or at least as tasteful as everything else in this podcast. This episode also features awkward elevator encounters, a talk with Bishop's cool sister...

The last thunderstorm of summer has passed, but the floodwaters of mystery haven't gone down just yet. The students of Mater Dolorosa College start their weekend with a lot of unanswered questions, mostly relating to each other. Jessamine and Pennyworth make plans and fashion mistakes together, Bishop gets some fatherly advice, and Mark has his most harrowing experience yet.

It's a dark and stormy night at Mater Dolorosa College... and, eerily enough, real life! While Bishop and Mark scramble awkwardly through the fallout of their actions, Pennyworth and Jessamine continue to uphold their tradition of having the bejeezus spooked outta 'em.

It's time to jump right back into the action at Mater Dolorosa College! The Sigma Sigma Sigma Sorority has all but declared war on the Anime Club, and now Bishop is ready to bring their wrath to bear. They're also ready to bring Mark, who's just excited to be here. Will they come out on top? And what's so sinister about these girls anyway? Find out in this roller coaster of an episode!

We’ve got time for one more episode of World Wide Wrestling before Chrisley Knows Best comes on. This time, we meet a couple NPWs (non-player wrestlers) who don’t care for our up-and-coming roster at all; could they be even rougher and weirder than us? No, but not for lack of trying. Also, Billy Crystal and Alexandros have their friendship and bodies put on the line in their gnarliest match yet!

The feud between Billy Crystal and Reverend Greyskull rages on, dragging pro-athlete Alexandros and enigmatic Kitten Is Angry into a tag-team match! Which fighting duo will emerge victorious? Only time and/or the writers who booked the match will tell!

Levi leads Owen, Saturn, Ian, and newcomer James into the wide wrestling world of World Wide Wrestling! When the rough-and-tumble Billy Crystal is pitted against the fallen rising star Reverend Greyskull, an intense rivalry instantly forms, and no one will emerge unscathed! https://ndpdesign.com/wwwrpg/ Intro and outro music courtesy of Aesop Rock and his free track, The Blob: https://soundcloud.c...