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After last episode's explosive confrontation, things rapidly escalate at Otogi Private Academy! Ken "Seiko" Snatch learns Jiro's identity just in time to get drawn into a John Wick fight with him, Shiori pulls a Mysterious Stranger (you know, from Fallout?), Mina turns up her usual charm, and EVERYONE BUT YOU AND ME learns a cool Secret! Content warning for combat amidst bystanders. Music is "Cybe...

Intrigue in the ninja academy continues as the infiltrators (and the... counter-infiltrators, I suppose) try to suss each other out and secure their own mysterious goals. Jiro and Seiko both try to make some personal connections (just not with each other, thankfully), Shiori and Mina struggle for control of the school data (and the loyalty of girl goons), and it all culminates in a big rooftop fig...

I try to provide a degree of showmanship in these summaries and give you some enticing hints of things to come, but today I really can't think of anything better than the title. Today, big gay nerds and fans thereof, it seems like everybody in this school is trying to answer the same question about this charismatic American. Sure, there's also stuff like Naruto quizzes and smooth-talking nurses an...

Otogi Private Academy! An elite school training a new generation of shinobi right under the public's nose. Naturally, such an institution has many secrets to keep, and a very valuable handful of those secrets have been entrusted to baseball prodigy and one-girl-army Shiori. It sure would be a problem if a bitter-hearted cyborg, a conniving government agent, and a flamboyant disguise artist all had...

After getting the band back together and squaring up against a titanic troublemaker, the freshly-reformed "Nu Wave" have some time to use their pooled resources to address some personal matters. Pate is called away by the great responsibilities attached to her great powers, bringing Cat along for a little political backup. Meanwhile, Juno and Luka go hunting for their respective Problems, and wind...

The New Wave barely have time to settle into their new headquarters before they're called upon to deal with a surly drunk who just happens to have mythical giant powers. Cat and Pate show off new powers while Juno and Luka dust off old tricks, but will any of it be enough to deal with thirty feet of JOE TON? Content warning for illusory fire. Music by Perennial Sounds LLC

Now that the gang is back together, it's time for them to take stock of the resources available to them and the responsibilities that come with them! Along the way they'll meet some old friends with new faces, new foes with their own beefs, and a big cool table to sit around while discussing the crisis of the week. Content warning for destruction of monuments. Music by Perennial Sounds LLC

Has it really been five years already? Well it has been for our favorite quartet of superheroes! Of course, a lot can change in that time. An unstable lab-brat can become an interstellar savior, a misplaced barbarian can be burdened with responsibility, a guilt-ridden genius can take the reins of leadership, and a future-haunted sidekick can do her best to leave that life behind. And we can take s...

That's right folks, the dramatic climax of this arc was so big it took up two whole episodes! With Seiko and Shiori down for the mutual count, Jiro squares off against Mina as the animosity between them erupts into a drag-down knockout brawl, but with guns and cyborg stuff. It's MLM vs WLW at its most action-packed! Content warning for the gun violence and body modification. Music is "Cyber_Noir"...

It's our biggest, WILDEST PvP session yet! All four of our shinobi antiheroes, plus an evil undead witch, commit to a decisive battle for the cursed artifact! We've got SECRET MOVES! We've got TENSION! We've got DESPERATELY SCRAMBLING TO LEVERAGE EVERY ADVANTAGE SO YOU CAN MAKE AN IMPORTANT ROLL! We've got JIRO SPEAKING THROUGH GENNY LIKE THE GREEN GOBLIN MASK AND MAKING HER GET KIND OF TOXIC! Thi...

In this episode, the four rival shinobi go about gathering intelligence and preparing for the inevitable confrontation. Jiro makes an aggressive play thanks to insider information, Seiko goes on a reverse field trip to Ninja School, Mina goes on the hunt, and Shiori commands her girl goons. Content warning for the undead and surveillance. Music is "Cyber_Noir" by Peritune www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...

Your favorite game of ninja espionage returns, and this time we finally have what BGN scholars would refer to as our current "core cast" in play! When rumors of a cursed artifact in a rural village surface, agents of the Shadow War converge like sharks, but could someone be chumming the waters to draw them out? Jiro, Seiko, and Mina return, alongside a new face played by Sara! Listen in for cliff-...

Start up the music, it's time for the biggest space-captain fight since Kirk took on that lizard-man! River must survive an attempt on his life while he and Max grapple with an unexpectedly zealous foe--and the GURPS grappling rules. Will The Girls get there in time to help? And will this spell disaster for the Melchior's maiden voyage? Listen and learn! Content warning for light body horror, thre...

The Melchior's officers keep looking for answers to the mysterious death, but the more information they unearth, the less sure they are of anything, including the victim's own identity! With a ticking clock hanging over them, the expedition itself could be in jeopardy--and might their own lives also be in danger? Content warning for discussion of imperialism, surveillance and espionage, autopsy, a...

GASP! There's been a murder upon the Melchior! Unless her blood just Did That somehow. But just in case it IS murder, we'd better lock down the ship and look for suspects! The officers scramble to unravel this shocking mystery; will all their technology and training be enough to keep the maiden voyage on schedule? Content warning for discussion of imperialism, surveillance, corpses, and blood. Mus...

It's time to get our most ambitious campaign yet underway! In the wake of brutal oppression and bloody rebellion, a coalition of different species and cultures attempts to repurpose the tools of violence for discovery and diplomacy. One such tool, Captain River La Rosa, is being led to his first command under the Alliance's peacetime navy, and he's about to find that just being a former Hegemony s...

Take a glimpse of the future's past. A fungal acolyte examines an alien specimen. A weary turncoat recounts a brutal war. A soldier of fortune leaves his fortune behind. A captive outlaw takes some time to reflect. An uplifted entertainer sets foot among the stars. They do not know it, but their fates are intertwined...

It's the finale of our first Kids on Bikes episode! The kids (sans bikes) literally descend once more into the strange conspiracy beneath Davis, risking their own hides for the good of their new weird little friend. Can they free Duende's "parent," and when they do, could some kind of complication somehow arise from freeing a giant tentacled memory-eating alien? Listen and find out! Content warnin...

Having escaped the secret underground bunker with their new friend, the kids (sans bikes) need to come up with a plan for what to do next. Obviously Ryder's plan to jump the northern border and become itinerant highwaymen is GREAT, but we could at least use a Plan B. After splitting up for some side missions, the gang must break into somewhere even riskier: Ryder and Fiona's house. Will they get w...

Twist after twist! Our young heroes have discovered a strange series of hallways under the woods, of all places, and who do they find there but Ryder and Fiona's mother! Surely she'll have an explanation for all of this and we can trust her to be up-front about everything that's going on AND react calmly to a bunch of kids breaking into the secret base. I'm also sure that we won't encounter some m...

The meddling kids of Davis, WA are hot on the trail of a mysterious winged creature that may or may not have a sinister power over memory! But will their trusty bicycles be enough to help them when they're drawn into the woods and unsure of their own minds? Also what if one of them goes over a tree root and wipes out? There's so much at stake, and things are only going to get stranger, right up to...

It's time for a good old-fashioned autumnal street fair in Davis, Washington! While Shelly works a fortune-telling side hustle and Terry tries to sniff out a case for Knife Money, the Whitehurst sisters literally stumble into a seemingly mundane incident that will lead all four of them down an unexpected path... Surely there isn't anything mysterious or sinister happening in this quiet Pacific Nor...

Back in the 90s, we were in a whole new tabletop campaign led by returning cast member Elliot! Genny, Elly, Sara, and Saturn are gearing up to play Kids on Bikes Second Edition, a game about strange goings-on in small-town America. This episode is mostly about designing the quirks of the specific small town we'll be playing in, and then working out our (possibly quirkier) cast of unattended minors...

For our three hundredth episode, we have almost three hours of intrigue and conflict both supernatural and interpersonal! There's almost too much to really summarize it, just rest assured that this really is one of our biggest, gayest, and nerdiest episodes yet. And this is coming from the person who ran MASKS, so the bar is pretty high. Content warning for character death, toxic gas, gun violence...

As the clandestine cruise gets underway, the ninja of the Shadow War begin to clash, with tenuous alliances and deadly rivalries forming in instants. Blood will be drawn, secrets will be revealed, and the phrase "platonically cucked" will be uttered. Listen, things take a turn, I don't really know how to explain it without context, you'll just have to listen. Content warning for body disposal, tox...