Dan Klein

Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible

Religion EN ↓ 220 episodes

Comedy writer Dan Klein has never read the Bible… until now. Join him every Sunday with special guests as they read it from front to back to see what the big whoop is -- on the #1 anti-incest, God-approved podcast!

Author

Dan Klein

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Religion

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Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

95. DEUTERONOMY 21 - Sex Laws 13.03.2022

In today's episode, The Bible Brothers learn all they need to know about sex. Apparently, it mostly involves something called "virginity tokens." Rate us on iTunes, and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers  podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree:  https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

94. DEUTERONOMY 19 - When You Accidentally Chop Someone’s Head Off 06.03.2022

The Bible gives an oddly specific example for the kind of person who’s allowed to take refuge in one of God’s six Murder Cities. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers The name of the video game Dan couldn’t think of is “State of Emergency.”

93. DEUTERONOMY 17 - Witches & Enchanters! 27.02.2022

Sorcerers are straight up real and The Bible is starting to sound more like Iron Maiden song this week. This rocks! 5 stars! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers 

92. DEUTERONOMY 16 - What Is Time? 20.02.2022

The Bible Brothers ask some deep metaphysical questions as God rattles on about his 3 favorite festivals.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers   podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree:   https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers Pig's Blood in the New York Times:  http://tiny.cc/028ouz Porkin' Across America:  https://youtu.be/PwQns6vG...

91. DEUTERONOMY 14 - Thou Shalt Not Shave Your Unibrow 13.02.2022

God really doesn't want you to shave your unibrow. Even if someone just died and you're sad. Don't do it! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers  podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree:  https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers Pig's Blood in the New York Times: http://tiny.cc/028ouz Porkin' Across America: https://youtu.be/PwQns6vGfj4

90. DEUTERONOMY 12 - Blood Soup 06.02.2022

The Bible says if you want to eat an animal you have to let its blood spill onto the floor, but then how will anyone enjoy some delicious blood soup??  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers Pig's Blood in the New York Times: http://tiny.cc/028ouz Porkin' Across America: https://youtu.be...

89. DEUTERONOMY 10 - Enough With Egypt! 30.01.2022

Hey God, the Bible Brothers might stop murmuring so much if you shut up about Egypt already. Thank to everyone who stepped up joined the #godsquad!  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers  podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree:  https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

88. DEUTERONOMY 8 - The Bible's Bad Attitude 23.01.2022

Is The Bible even spiritual? It's mostly about getting rich and inheriting promised lands. Kind of a bad attitude for a religion. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree:  https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

87. DEUTERONOMY 6 - The Hornet 16.01.2022

The Bible must have hired a a new writer because the language suddenly gets all flowery, and God has a new little bee friend who he’s not afraid to sic on non-believers. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

86. DEUTERONOMY 4 - Don't Covet Stuff 12.12.2021

It's a remix of the 10 Commandments! Plus, Dan surprises Robert with a gift, and they reveal their new recording location. Oooo, such an intriguing description! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

85. DEUTERONOMY 3 - Og's Big Bed w/GIL OZERI 05.12.2021

Big Mouth writer and actor GIL OZERI surprises the Bible Brothers by knowing a lot about The Bible and even offers some new ways to interpret the writings of the text. Also, Og appears to be a Giant King and has the huge bed to prove it. 

84. DEUTERONOMY 1 - God's Secret Families 21.11.2021

Moses takes a stroll down memory lane while the Bible Brothers make a scandalous discovery about God's secret families! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

83. NUMBERS FINALE! 14.11.2021

Numbers ends on sort of a dud, but Dan and Robert come up with some great funeral ideas! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

82. NUMBERS 34 - Cities For Murderers?? 07.11.2021

Okay, so apparently it's fine to murder people? And if you do murder someone you get to move to one of six brand new cities designed just for murderers. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

81. NUMBERS 32 - God Is Logan Roy w/JON BASS 31.10.2021

JON BASS ( Miracle Workers ) joins the Bible Brothers just as it dawns on them that God acts exactly like Logan Roy from Succession . ALERT: Succession SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE!!! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patr...

80. NUMBERS 31 - Just A Quick Genocide w/NICK WIGER 24.10.2021

NICK WIGER, comedy writer and co-host of Doughboys , joins the Bible Brothers as the Israelites get closer to the promised land but just need to do a quick genocide first.  Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreo...

79. NUMBERS 29 - Live From Discord It's A "Classic" Episode! 17.10.2021

Dan and Robert do a special episode in an attempt to "SACRIFICE" a couple of stinky chapters onto the newly formed #boringsquad via Discord. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

78. NUMBERS 27 - Smooth Transition 10.10.2021

God reminds Moses that he's going to die, so Moses names his a successor, though God doesn't let him go easily.  Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

77. NUMBERS 26 - The Bible's Greatest Hits w/ABDULLAH SAEED - The Bible's Greatest Hits 03.10.2021

ABDULLAH SAEED, writer, journalist, and host of Great Moments In Weed History , joins the Bible Brothers for a long list of some of our favorite names, and takes us on some wild and occasionally dirty (we're sorry) tangents. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)...

76. NUMBERS 24 - Whoa, A New God! w/STARLEE KINE 26.09.2021

STARLEE KINE, writer and host of The Mystery Show , joins the Bible Brothers just as another God shows up, Baal of Peor. And surprise, surprise -- Baal likes to party! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bibl...

75. NUMBERS 22 - What's Balam's Deal? 19.09.2021

We meet a couple new guys, Balak and Balam (not brothers), and Balam seems to possess magical powers and is possibly an old buddy of God's. What's going on there? Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrot...

74. NUMBERS 21 - Israel Is Metal 12.09.2021

The Israelites get all metal and start destroying cities like crazy. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

73. NUMBERS 19 - Sorry, Prick! 05.09.2021

Dan and Robert try to inject some shock jock-style ribbing into the podcast. Also, there's some stuff with cows and water.  Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

72. NUMBERS 17 - Theoretically Exciting Times! 29.08.2021

God just killed a guy who was picking up sticks and Aaron is about to get himself a brand new rod -- technically speaking, this is pretty exciting for The Bible! And if anyone is curious about Dan's book, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/FUDS-Complete-Encyclofoodia-Tickling-Restaurant/dp/1620403145 Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrot...

71. NUMBERS 15 - Dummies Welcome 22.08.2021

God hates a presumptuous person, so if you want to survive ancient Israel, be a dummy. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

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