Beyond The Cabin In The Woods

Beyond Christine Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Christine   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John Carpenter Written by: Bill Phillips, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 1983 Quote: “Hey, Cunningham!... You ain’t mad, are ya?” Poll: How do you think Christine got that way? Rule: Always get the CARFAX.   If you enjoyed this, please consider buy...

Beyond Fade to Black (1980) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Fade to Black   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Vernon Zimmerman Written by: Vernon Zimmerman Released: 1980 Quote: “I go to a lot of movies. It’s my thing.” Poll: If you were going to dress as a movie character & kill someone, which character would it be and why? Rule: Respect projection equipm...

Beyond In the Mouth of Madness Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond In the Mouth of Madness   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John Carpenter Written by: Michael De Luca Released: 1994 Quote: “Do you read Sutter Cane?” Poll: When do you think Styles got infected by Cane? Rule: Don’t commit insurance fraud.   If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a co...

Beyond The Exorcist: Believer Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Exorcist: Believer  THE DEVIL SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: David Gordon Green Written by: Peter Sattler & David Gordon Green Released: 2023 Quote: “I don’t believe in the question.” Poll: Rank the films in our “Devil Suite” Rule: Never send an Episcopalian to do a Jesuit’s job. &n...

Beyond The Exorcist Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Exorcist THE DEVIL SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: William Friedkin Written by: William Peter Blatty Released: 1973 Quote: “Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras.” Poll: Was the sequence in Iraq symbolic or did it unleash Pazuzu? Rule: Avoid conversing with a demon.   If you enjoyed this, please...

Beyond Rosemary's Baby Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Rosemary’s Baby THE DEVIL SUITE IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Roman Polanski Written by: Roman Polanski, from the novel by Ira Levin Released: 1968 Quote: “What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes?!” Poll: How different would this movie be if it was written & directed by a woman? Rule:...

Beyond Prince of Darkness Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Prince of Darkness THE DEVIL SUITE   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: John Carpenter Written by: John Carpenter Released: 1987 Quote: “Confirmed sexist and proud of it. Hey. What happened?” Poll: Did the world end in 1999? Rule: Don’t go out for extra credit, kids.   If you enjoyed this, please co...

Beyond The Last Voyage of the Demeter Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Last Voyage of the Demeter   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: André Øvredal Written by: Bragi F. Schut & Zak Olkewicz, based on the chapter "The Captain's Log" of Dracula by Bram Stoker Released: 2023 Quote: 1. “We are doomed crew on a doomed ship. We no longer plot our course.” 2....

Beyond Prey Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Prey IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Dan Trachtenberg Written by: Patrick Aison Released: 2022 Quote: “You think that I am not a hunter like you. That I am not a threat. That is what makes me dangerous. You can't see that I'm killing you. And it won't either” Poll: What if Naru’s people had believed her? Rule: 1. Make s...

Beyond Blood Quantum Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Blood Quantum   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Jeff Barnaby Written by: Jeff Barnaby Released: 2019 Quote: “You’re bringing your sick here. That’s the problem.” Poll: What is the origin of this zombie plague? Rule: 1. Be a parent to your kids, or find someone who can. 2. “If they’re red, they’re dead. If...

Beyond Sinister Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Sinister   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Scott Derrickson Written by: Scott Derrickson & C. Robert Cargill Released: 2012 Quote: “Don’t worry, Daddy. I’ll make you famous again.” Poll: If Tracy had taken the kids and gone to her sister, what would have happened? Rule: “Listen to yourself.”   If you e...

Beyond Death Proof Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Death Proof   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Quentin Tarantino Written by: Quentin Tarantino Released: 2007 Quote: “Shit. Two tons of metal, 200 miles an hour, flesh and bone and plain old Newton... they all princess died.” Poll: What would a sequel be? Rule: Always drive yourself.   If you enjoyed thi...

Beyond Planet Terror Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Planet Terror   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Robert Rodriguez Written by: Robert Rodriguez Released: 2007 Quote: “I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.” Poll: How is Cherry Darling firing her gun leg? Rule: Don’t make shit, and shit won’t get started.   If you enjoyed this, please cons...

Beyond Oculus Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Oculus   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Mike Flanagan Written by: Mike Flanagan & Jeff Howard Released: 2014 Quote: “Hello again. You must be hungry. I hope this still hurts.” Poll: Do you think you have to look at the Lasser Glass to be affected? Rule: Never, for any reason, go antiquing.   If you enjo...

Beyond Men Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Men   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Alex Garland Written by: Alex Garland Released: 2022 Quote: “Whatever you say, whatever you do, you will never ever see me again. Now get the fuck out.” Poll: How much of this movie really happened vs in her head? Rule: Maybe just work through your trauma & grief with a trai...

Beyond Evil Dead Rise Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Evil Dead Rise   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Lee Cronin Written by: Lee Cronin Released: 2023   Quote: “I gotta kill the creepy-crawlies inside my tummy.” Poll: Is the Necronomicon in this movie the 3rd one in this franchise? Rule: Respect earthquake safety protocols, don’t take anything from a s...

Beyond Renfield Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Renfield   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Chris McKay Written by: Ryan Ridley & Robert Kirkman Released: 2023 Quote: “Obviously we are dealing with a little more than just narcissism here.” Poll: Is this movie “canon” with the original Universal monster movies? Rule: Remember what you learned in group ther...

Beyond Cat People (1982) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Cat People (1982) IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Paul Schrader Written by: Alan Ormsby, based on the story by DeWitt Bodeen Released: 1982 Quote: “A superb cat? He’s a menace.” Poll: Was Irena intending to kill Oliver when she went there? Rule: We don’t recommend movies based ONLY on Roger Ebert’s recommen...

Beyond Scream VI Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Scream VI   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett Written by: James Vanderbilt & Guy Busick Released: 2023 Quote: “Get your Ghostface ass away from me, Ghostface!” Poll: Rank the series. Rule: Don’t fuck with Jenna Ortega. Scream franchise Rule: Don’t pick up the phone....

Beyond Magic Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Magic   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Richard Attenborough Written by: William Goldman Released: 1978 Quote: “What's the first rule for being an agent? Never forget an actor killed Lincoln.” Poll: How different would this movie have been with Gene Wilder in the lead? Rule: When the Penguin/Mickey says you need h...

Beyond Knock at the Cabin Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Knock at the Cabin   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan Written by: M. Night Shyamalan & Steve Desmond & Michael Sherman Released: 2023 Quote: “Everyone in the world can die as far as we’re concerned. Poll: Which polterguide has to die to stave off the apocalypse? Rule: Do not...

Beyond Night of the Creeps Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Night of the Creeps   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Fred Dekker Written by: Fred Dekker Released: 1986 Quote: “What I’m going to need is your standard flamethrower.” Poll: Fuck, Marry, Kill – Tom Atkins edition Rule: Look people in the eye every once in a while.   If you enjoyed this, please c...

Beyond Night of the Comet Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Night of the Comet IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Thom Eberhardt Written by: Thom Eberhardt Released: 1984 Quote: “I’m not crazy, I just don’t give a fuck.” Poll: Where would your shopping montage be? Rule: Make it with the guy in the projector booth.   If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us...

Beyond The Cabin-et of Curiosities Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Your Polterguides and polter-guest Ryan Bradley take on Guillermo del Toro’s latest creation for Netflix, Cabinet of Curiosities. Which episodes did they like? Which didn’t hold up? Find out within. Enjoy, and, hey! Check us out on Twitter , Facebook , or Instagram and tell us what you're looking forward to. Let us know if you have a...

Beyond The Cabin Survived 2022 Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Your Polterguides review the year that was 2022: our favorite movies, our favorite episodes, and what we're looking forward to in 2023. Enjoy, and, hey! Check us out on Twitter , Facebook , or Instagram and tell us what you're looking forward to. Let us know if you have a suggestion for a movie we need to see.     If you enjoye...