Beyond The Cabin In The Woods

Beyond Night of the Living Dead (1990) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Night of the Living Dead (1990)   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Tom Savini Written by: George A. Romero Released: 1990   Quote: “They’re us. We’re them, and they’re us.” Poll: Which ending do you prefer: the remake or the original? Rule: Just work together for the good of everyone....

Beyond the Cabin Survived 2025 Beyond the Cabin in the Woods It's our annual recap episode! Your Polterguides look back on the year that was 2025, discussing our favorite episodes, top movies, and more. Also, we look forward to what’s coming up in 2026. Thanks for listening, and don’t forget to connect with us on Instagram , Facebook , Threads, or BlueSky ! Let us know about any movies we should c...

Beyond The Carpenter's Son Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Carpenter’s Son   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Lotfy Nathan Written by: Lotfy Nathan Released: 2025   Quote: “Yes, I am wrecked! My faith has been shattered because of you!” Poll: Do you think they accomplished anything by not naming the main characters until the end? Rule: Don’t be Jesus...

Beyond Mr. Brooks Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Mr. Brooks   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Bruce A. Evans Written by: Bruce A. Evans & Raynold Gideon Released: 2007   Quote: “‘What was your first time like?’ ‘You really don't want to know that much about me Mr. Smith.’” Poll: What happened to Earl’s parents? Rule: Close your curtains.   If...

Beyond The Witches (1990) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Witches (1990)   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Nicolas Roeg Written by: Allan Scott, based on the book by Roald Dahl Released: 1990   Quote: “Witches work only with magic.” Poll: Is this movie antisemitic, misogynistic, homophobic? Rule: Don’t accept candy from strangers.   If you enjo...

Beyond Creature from the Black Lagoon Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Creature from the Black Lagoon   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Jack Arnold Written by: Harry Essex & Arthur A. Ross Released: 1954   Quote: “I can tell you something about this place. The boys around here call it ‘The Black Lagoon’ - a paradise. Only they say nobody has ever com...

Beyond Dangerous Animals Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Dangerous Animals            IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Sean Byrne Written by: Nick Lepard Released: 2025   Quote: “God's down there. Where it all started. Where it all ends.” Poll: Was Moses necessary to this movie? Rule: Thumbs are negotiable. &n...

Beyond Presence Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Presence   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Steven Soderbergh Written by: David Koepp Released: 2024   Quote: “Other than the Presence, the characters and events depicted in this motion picture are fictitious.” Poll: If ghosts can time travel, why is everything so terrible? Rule: Make smart choices. The stu...

Beyond Weapons Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Weapons   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Zach Cregger Written by: Zach Cregger Released: 2025   Quote: “It might be just what I need.” Poll: Why doesn’t Gladys try to control Alex? Rule: There are plenty of solid hospice and nursing home options.   If you enjoyed this, please consider buying us a coff...

Beyond Aliens Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Aliens HORROR-ADJACENT SUITE   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: James Cameron Written by: James Cameron Released: 1986   Quote: “I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now.”; “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.”; “Maybe you haven't been keeping up...

Beyond Forbidden Planet Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Forbidden Planet Horror-adjacent Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Fred M. Wilcox Written by: Cyril Hume Released: 1956   Quote: “I'm in command of 18 competitively selected super-perfect physical specimens with an average age of 24.6 who have been locked up in hyperspace for 378 days. It would have...

Beyond Terminator 2: Judgment Day Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Terminator 2: Judgment Day HORROR-ADJACENT SUITE   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: James Cameron Written by: James Cameron & William Wisher Released: 1991   Quote: “On August 29, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fuckin' real to you too! Anybody not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna ha...

Beyond 28 Years Later Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond 28 Years Later   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Danny Boyle Written by: Alex Garland Released: 2025   Quote: “Memento amorous. Remember you must love.” Poll: When the shit hits the fan, what TV show are you putting on for the kids? Rule: It’s always appropriate to ask questions when someone has a fi...

Beyond 28 Days Later Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond 28 Days Later   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Danny Boyle Written by: Alex Garland Released: 2002   Quote: “That was more than a heartbeat.” Poll: The shit goes down, where do you go first? Rule: If you going to infect an animal with “Rage”, choose something that can’t rip you apart.   If you e...

Beyond Godzilla Minus One Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Godzilla Minus One HORROR-ADJACENT SUITE   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Takashi Yamazaki Written by: Takashi Yamazaki Released: 2023   Quote: [Godzilla picks up a plane and tosses it casually.] Poll: What sort of critters would be created by today’s dumb shit? Rule: Come back alive.   If...

Beyond Abigail Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Abigail VAMPIRE SUITE   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett Written by: Stephen Shields & Guy Busick Released: 2024   Quote: “Here's the thing about being a vampire, Frank. It takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit.” Poll: Which vampire group...

Beyond Sinners Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Sinners VAMPIRE SUITE   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Ryan Coogler Written by: Ryan Coogler Released: 2025   Quote: “You keep dancing with the devil... one day he's gonna follow you home.” Poll: Why did Stack & Mary continue to leave Sammie unharmed into the 90s? Rule: Don’t let white men in.   I...

Beyond Interview with the Vampire (1994) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Interview with the Vampire (1994) Vampire Suite   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Neil Jordan Written by: Anne Rice Released: 1994   Quote: “Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had.” Poll: Would you have a vampire on your podcast? Rule: Don’t be an evildoer. &...

Beyond Heart Eyes Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Heart Eyes   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Josh Ruben Written by: Phillip Murphy & Christopher Landon & Michael Kennedy Released: 2025   Quote: “You can be so clueless sometimes; it's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding and hoo...

Beyond The Monkey Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Monkey   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Osgood Perkins Written by: Osgood Perkins, based on the short story by Stephen King Released: 2025   Quote: “YAY!! THEY’RE BRINGING OUT THE BODY!!” Poll: How would you keep the monkey from killing anyone else? Rule: Leave the shit in Dad’s closet alone. &...

Beyond Salem's Lot (1979) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Salem’s Lot (1979) Vampire Suite   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Tobe Hooper Written by: Paul Monash, based on the novel by Stephen King Released: 1979   Quote: “Back, holy man! Back, shaman! Back, priest!” Poll: How do you identify the main character? Rule: If you’re in a Stephen King story, r...

Beyond Shadow of the Vampire Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Shadow of the Vampire Vampire Suite   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: E. Elias Merhige Written by: Steven Katz Released: 2000   Quote: “I don't think we need the writer any longer. — I don't expect you to understand this, and I am loathe to admit it myself, but the writer is necessary.” Poll:...

Beyond Nosferatu (2024) Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Nosferatu (2024)  Vampire Suite IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Robert Eggers Written by: Robert Eggers Released: 2024   Quote: “I have seen things in this world that would make Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother's womb!” Poll: Fuck, marry, kill: Max Schreck,  Klaus Kinski, Bill Skarsgård...

Beyond The Cabin Survived 2024 Beyond the Cabin in the Woods It's time for our year-end recap! Your Polterguides reflect on our top movies, favorite episodes, and more from 2024, plus what we're looking forward to in 2025. Enjoy, and be sure to connect with us on Instagram , Facebook , Threads, or BlueSky ! Tell us what you're excited about for the upcoming year, and feel free to share any movie r...

Beyond The Monster Squad Beyond the Cabin in the Woods Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Monster Squad   IMDB Synopsis Directed by: Fred Dekker Written by: Shane Black & Fred Dekker Released: 1987   Quote: “They blew it.” Poll: What famed monster hunter would you want to get the “thumbs-up” from? Rule:  Believe that, at least, something is going on when a man insists...