Better On Paper

Welcome back to the only podcast in the country who talks about the WCC basketball landscape during an NFL show. This week, we recap a measuring stick Week 11 in the NFL with some major storylines. Will a Chiefs WR learn how to catch the ball? Are the Bengals in trouble for hiding Joe Burrow's injury? Is Tommy DeVito our favorite Italian? Are the Broncos for real? We interrupt the recap of Wee...

Welcome back to the most interesting podcast hosted by 4 guys in 2 time zones (I hope). This week we're breaking down week 10 around the league. We're also handing out our midseason awards (Spoiler alert: TC3 called coach of the year in August) and debating the hard questions, such as: Are the Bills frauds? and Is Justin Tucker still good? (yes, he is) We also make our week 11 picks and go...

Welcome back to the only podcast that asks the hard hitting questions like "Is there dairy in mayonnaise?" and "Why is there mayonnaise in my coffee?" This week we're recapping week 9, the boys lament the abundance of quarterback injuries we've seen this year, Will Levis gets an absurd amount of airtime regarding his dietary habits and whether or not Cam understands goo...

Welcome back to the podcast rated #1 by Men's Health for the 3rd year in a row (Absurd Sports Takes Category) This week we're all down bad (except TC3) coming off a losing week for our teams. But this week will be different! Listen in as we break down last week's games, where it all went wrong, TC3 proclaims his love for the federal government, Cam lowkey threatens a player, and we mak...

Welcome back to the first podcast to ask the question "Is Deshaun Watson bad (at football)?" This week the boys are recapping week 7, including but not limited to thrilling games such as the Patriots defeating the Bills, the Steelers beating the Rams, and other such outcomes one might not expect. We also break down our week 8 picks (Spoiler alert: we're on the same page for once) As...

It’s time for some parades in week 7. We’re talking where we won. It’s not much but it’s honest work. Then it’s time for some begging. The boys get on their hands and knees and grovel on their takes. Listeners, we are sorry. We have led you astray, but now you can now point and laugh at us like we all laugh at the broncos. We cover the good, the bad, and the ugly of week 6. Throw a change up and b...

Welcome back to the only podcast on the net possibly hosted by a werewolf(?), an investigation is underway. This week we're recapping all the fun and not so fun happenings, winnings and injuries around the NFL and Cam gets awful complainy for someone who's team just won the Super Bowl. We're also making our week 6 picks and playing a truncated guess that ticket price. You know where to...

Welcome back to the greatest podcast never to be honored with a Nobel Prize. This week we're back and we're breaking down week 4: the good, the bad, and the toys. The boys are big on the Lions (surprise) and the Chiefs may have a dark aura about them (spoiler alert). We also make our week 5 picks and once again Will proves to be the iconoclast. As always follow us wherever your tweets are...

Welcome back to the best podcast for fighting insomnia. This week the boys are back and boy was this a week. Obviously we discuss how the Dolphins put up the kind of numbers your older brother does against you in Madden when you're 6 and can barely hold a controller. We also break down the rest of the far less interesting games from week 3, and one slightly interesting game involving Jonathan...

Welcome back to the third most likely podcast to convince aliens that Earth has intelligent life. This week we're recapping week 2 around the NFL, and sneaking in some week 3 picks at the end. We're recording during the Monday night game so there's some live reactions as well (fortunately not of Nick Chubb's injury). Follow us on the X @better_onPaper

Welcome back to the only podcast to actual feel the pain of every fantasy football manager. This week we recap the week 1 matchups, including the Jets and Aaron Rodger's season ending injury 4 plays into the game. We also discuss if the Chiefs are in a doom spiral thanks to Dan Campbell, and make our picks for week 2 As always, follow us

Welcome back to the only podcast to prove you can, in fact, pick your friend's nose. But can you pick you friend's picks? The world may never know. We're back with a 3rd season of head to head picks, with a new challenger entering the arena. Listen in as we run through every week 1 matchup (God, I'm so excited) and the fellas duke it out over who they think will win, citing expert...

Welcome back to the only podcast on planet earth to be fueled by the rush I get writing these episode descriptions. This week the boys are dropping hot takes and bold predictions for the upcoming season. When I say bold, I mean BOLD. Cam is literally trying to get every prediction wrong (will he??), including a certain special wide receiver putting up career numbers. As always, follow us on X (lol...

Welcome back to the second ever live episode of Better On Paper. This week we're rounding out our preseason preview and breaking down every division of the NFC. Listen in to find out who we think is the best and the worst.

Welcome back to the only podcast to be recorded from an undisclosed location in Seattle. This week we have a special episode with the whole team recording live, in person for the first time ever. Listen in as we break down the AFC and give our predictions for who we think tops each division this year.

Welcome back to the most podcast podcast of 2023. this week we're going around the NFL and giving our slogans for each team for the 2023 season. We got honest, we get real, we might even get funny.

Football is back and so is your favorite podcast. We start off sounding off on Jim Irsay sounding off on Jonathan Taylor and the Zoom Crew of all the RBs. We then discuss the potential future of the franchise tag before moving to the main event. We are talking traditions, but not just any traditions. These are the most sacred, the football ones. It's a relaxing one, so join us as we get ready...

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet that can teach you kung fu for the low low price of $99.95. This week we're talking the Netflix series "Quarterback" and who we'd like to see chronicled in the next season. And we're back with a fan favorite AITA roundtable where we read some classic posts from the subreddit and the gang passes their judgement. Spoiler alert: W...

Welcome back to the only podcast to look the miracle of flight in the eye and say "ugh" This week the gang is back with another draft and we're coming for airports. We're drafting our top mild annoyances of flying. Do you hate long lines at TSA? Flight Delays? Airline food? Well we hate seem realllly minor things, and you're gonna hear all about them. Fasten your seatbelts, p...

Welcome back to another episode of the the podcast some have called the 8th wonder of the world. This week we're antsy for some football, so we're playing a little Hot Seat/Cold Throne. We're tossing names out there, coaches, players, fanbases (nobody is safe) and seeing who the guys think is at risk of losing their job this season. Listen in as we go through the softball takes, but so...

Welcome back to the only podcast north of the equator to allow falconry in our studio (theoretically). This week the fellas are drafting our top minor inconveniences. Listen in to see who hates stubbing their toe, traffic, tv remotes, and more!

Welcome back to arguably the best podcast out there for people who want to stay up to date on what we're saying about the world of football. This week we start with a little NBA news as Chris Paul gets traded to the Warriors so he can finally ride Steph's coat tails to a ring. Next up Will leads us on a little running back free agency rundown as we talk the biggest unsigned names going int...

Welcome back to another episode of the greatest-ish football podcast on the world wide web. This week we're mixing it up and deciding who's the asshole. Kev is bringing us some classic "Am I the Asshole" posts from Reddit, and the boys hand down their judgement. Listen in as we pretend to be better than everyone else. Producer Credit: Kev’s Wife

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet definitely not written by a robot. This week we're asking ChatGPT what it thinks about some thorny questions in the sport of football: Who is the greatest quarterback of all time? Is Joe Flacco elite? and we go a little off the rails as we keep asking it the hard questions.

We've just gotten our BIN # and moved to Delaware, like all smart business owners do. Recording from beautiful Slaughter Beach, Delaware the guys talk pressure. Cam, Kev and Will go around the table and discuss who they think has pressure to succeed this season (whatever success is). At the half, we discuss who's perceived IQ to actual IQ differential is larger - Aaron Rodgers or LeBron Ja...