Better On Paper

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web known to improve with age. Give this episode a listen in a few years to really let it mellow out. This week football is (more) back! And we're running down our individual wishlists for the preseason. Is it the Niners signing Brandon Aiyuk? Is it weaponized offensive linemen? Could be both! Either way be sure to tune in as everyone breaks down what th...

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast on the web that just hopes both teams have fun. This week we're back and we're looking at the over/under on wins for every team in the NFC, and boy is it contentious. We've got good bad teams, bad good teams, and some absurd lines you'd be a fool to not take the under on (or would you?)

Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi that can can spell Mississippi without spell check. This week we're looking at schedules in general, and the AFC in particular. Vegas has lines out for every team's win/loss and we're running through them all, taking the over or the under and hashing it out as to why we're definitely right. Some are obvious, some are not. Som...

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to be brave enough to ask the question "Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?" This week we're diving deep into the latest NFL news by ranking the top breakfast foods, from eggs and bacon to toast and hash browns, we cover it all. We leave no stone unturned (drinks included) as we give our unfiltered takes on this hot topic around the league.

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast to not talk about the NFL this week. This week we're taking a slight detour as the off-season is... well... off. Instead, the fellas are listening to a few Am I The Asshole posts from reddit and weighing in. Spoiler alert: someone is the asshole. As always, follow us @better_onPaper

Larry Allen was a special man to the football world and to this podcast. He was the greatest offensive lineman to ever play the game and an even better person. We wanted to honor his legacy by giving him his own tribute. Rest in Peace Coach

Welcome back to another episode of the only podcast to have reached nirvana TWICE. This week the NFL schedule has been released and we're talking best games and worst games. We also discuss the sad state of affairs for the fan who wants to watch every game, including the cursed Netflix Christmas game, and we do the math on how much money it would cost to watch every game on tv (it's too mu...

Welcome back to the only podcast in America to be certified GMO-Free. This week we're back after a brief hiatus and we're breaking down the draft. We spent weeks ruminating and mulling over some truly dazzling moves such as the Falcons drafting Michael Penix Jr. and (actually) Jim Harbaugh drafting the biggest guy possible (what a football guy). We dive into all the top picks, which teams...

Welcome back to the only NFL football podcast on the net with bona fide ties to several international crime organizations (I will not elaborate). This wek we're starting to break down the top draft prospects. We run down some popular draft lists and the gang gives their opinions on who is projected too high (*cough cough* Caleb williams), and who is way too low (*cough cough* Audric Estime). T...

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet brave enough to ask the question " Which is the better Kansas City?" This week we're talking two things and two things only: Kansas City Chiefs, and NFL rule changes. The city of Kansas City, Missouri has rejected a new tax to help pay for stadium renovations, and the rumors run wild as relocation talks heat up. Other Chiefs related ne...

Welcome back to the only podcast in the northern hemisphere to fact check all gymnastics related statements. This week free agency is in full swing and we are running down an absolutely laundry list of personnel moves. Tune in as wel walk through some of the biggest signings (and not)

Welcome back to the only podcast to truly take no days off. This week we begin our offseason coverage and news is thin. We discuss Russ Wilson's many bathrooms (and getting cut), Jason Kelce's retirement, the most interesting franchise tag-ings so far, and the rest of all of the secret insider information in our possession.

Welcome back to another wholesome episode of the greatest podcast started by three dudes during the pandemic. The season has come and gone, champs have been crowned, and now it's time for us to hand out our end of the year awards. This week we present our annual BOP of the Year awards, including the coveted BOP Team of the Year presented by Carvana. Carvana, it seemed way better on paper....

Welcome back to the only podcast to openly advocate for kicker shootouts in overtime. This week we're doing what everyone is doing: talking about the Superb Owl. Cam (probably) has a concussion, Kev has the big sad, Travis didn't propose to Taylor, kickers were the real Super Bowl MVP, and did we mention Travis Kelce yelled at Andy Reid? Strap in because this is a long one. As always, foll...

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to ask the question "Will Elon Musk attend the Super Bowl as a severed head in a jar?" This week we are discussing the matchup for the big game, Kev and Cam give their takes as our resident Chiefs and Niners fans, Will gives his totally objective, 3rd party take, we take our picks on popular prop bets, and Cam draws up some pretty out-there hyp...

Welcome back to the only podcast being broadcast illegally from Kev's basement (shhhh!) This week we're recapping the AFC and NFC Championship games and teasing some Super Bowl thoughts. The season is almost over and we're already sad about it. Dan Campbell is still a great coach. Is Lamar going to have a playoff-losing reputation if he keeps this up? We cover all sorts of things this...

Welcome back to the only podcast to bring you both NFL football and WCC basketball insights in the same breath. This week we recap the divisional round of the playoffs, including nice and not so nice wins by all the pod's favorite teams. The moral of the story is the Niners live to play another day. We also break down our picks for the NFC and AFC Championship games, and have some minor techni...

Welcome back to the only podcast on the net to have the most correct opinions on who deserves to lose football games. This week we are into the playoffs, and we are recapping the wild wild wildcard weekend, including some truly marvelous losses by the Cowboys and the Eagles (you love to see it). We also recap the rest of the games and make our predictions for the divisional round. As always, follo...

Welcome back to the podcast voted most likely to not give your computer a virus. This week we lament the lack of quality games in week 18 as teams rest for the playoffs. Kev suggests teams start forfeiting, we discuss some of the early coaching vacancies, Cam is a hater (as per usual), and we make our super duper wild wild wildcard weekend picks as the playoffs get under way. Also the NFL should b...

Welcome back to the only podcast in town to see through the NFL's lies. This week we're back talking (surprise) football. We recap last week's games, dig into the NFL's hot garbage response to the Lions' 2-point conversion controversy, and lament the lack of quality football next week. We also play a cheeky little round of guess that ticket price, and we guess it! As always, fo...

Welcome back to the only podcast that is your one stop shop for everything you didn't think you wanted to know about football. Today, The Rambler (Kev), The Gambler (Tyler), and The Back Biter (Will) go all in on the Christmas weekend slate of games. Cam and TC3 are on PTO, so the kids get to have some fun with the parents are away. The brain power of this combined group is so strong that it c...

Welcome back to the only podcast zipping through the tubes of the internet to combine in-depth analysis of both professional football and the freezer aisle at Trader Joe's. This week we're breaking down what happened in week 15 around the NFL, including some throwback jersey drama, some New Jersey drama, and some Italian drama. We also make our picks for next week and examine Cam's fas...

Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi to brush its teeth after every meal. This week we're breaking down last week's games (as per usual) and we spend an inordinate amount of time discussing the officiating in the Chiefs game and the fallout from it. Cam has some dark aura takes on the Chiefs (as per usual), and whether or not the game of football has been disgraced. We...

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to make it to 100 episodes without selling out to Spotify (#IndependentJournalism) This week we're celebrating a century of Better on Paper with more Better on Paper. Cam gets dark aura about the Chiefs (understandably so), we recap the rest of last week's games, make our picks for next week, and react live to the Monday night game. As always, fo...

Welcome back to the only podcast on this green earth that owns a star (we have a certificate to prove it). This week we're recapping Thanksgiving week (and day) football, good and bad. Cam thinks the Lions should be banned from playing on Thanksgiving and explains his hatred of tradition. We also discuss the Packers potential path to the playoffs, the future of Jack Del Rio (Raiders reunion??) and...