Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

A month later than expected we finally get to see the guy from CSI's dong... Judging nipples... Matt losing his jackin' lotion... Adrenaline junkies... Do we actually know what happened in this movie... A movie that is as much about style as it is about substance... All this plus the can gets kicked down the road another week as more celebrities die...

Matt is alive...kind of. Doug takes a pee... Not a political podcast, but we can't not address the elephant in the room... Both realize they don't deserve their wives... We honor Martin Mull...without acknowledging it. Lots of cuck and other c-word talk. Betamax Rewind has their first video, let us know if you want to see it... Will we ever get to the next regular movie? All this and more...

Honoring a Legend Matt's on drugs... Doug forgot the Facebook post... Lots of guns being described... Lots of movies Matt has never seen talked about... Does a Doug all-timer hold up? Does Matt like the film? All that and we look forward to getting back to 80s films...

A Hitchcockian thriller or a massive disappointment? Matt becomes a mentor... A teacher pleads for the youth to stay in school so they don't end up like Doug... Ethics of cheating... And how wives have improved lives... Ethics of reporting crimes... A legend will be honored... Star Wars somehow continues to dig down... Matt's expiration comes ever closer... Are you sure? I'm not just s...

Matt has a cold heart, but he'll be dead soon so it's no bother. Tipping talk... Matt has psychic powers... A cult classic... Is it trash or is it great... 80s muffs... Dead dogs... Uncomfortable moments... Nazis... And much more...

Matt's gonna die... Independent Matt is dead... Jen is old... Can you hit a woman... Lots of parent related stuff... Took four years, but finally wife of show Jen makes a full appearance... A classic 80s movie is finally discussed... Let's dance...

Apparently Matt is passive aggressive... Can you be hot without a soul... Is sex work harder for men or women... Doug makes up a bunch of female body parts that don't exist... White pants, required by law... Kids as projectiles... Dogs as shields... Next week should be interesting... All this and more as Matt and Doug raise the mast on:

Matt (tries to) give an apology... May December relationships... Wearing underwear... Commencement speeches... Hanging dong... Sex workers... And other stuff...

Podcast goes a little longer than it has recently... Matt tries to figure out how to cheat... Matt and Doug are old... A special guest in the middle of the podcast... Does anybody ride for free? Cops... Can Doug get off the losing streak? Matt and Doug beg someone to sue them... All that and more...

Wednesday night terror... Bury your pets, bury your kids, bury your wives...or don't. Doug takes a bath... Is this movie just a series of bad decisions one after the other? How Matt learned to spell cemetery... Does Matt believe in God... How many Star Trek references will come up? Ethics. Just ethics... Lastly can Doug keep his streak alive?

It's 13 seasons in, you think I would know that I really should take notes during the podcast so I know what to put here... I apologize the recording got mixed up in a few places...couldn't be avoided Matt's bell needs a viagra. Doug needs a bell... Matt dreams... Doug laments the plight of the working man... Weed smoking vs. alcohol... How insecure are air force bases... A movie that...

Season 12 limps to a close as Matt and Doug join OJ in a search for the real killer... Fart clarification... Awkward cut... Great movie... Doug doesn't read the show notes he's sent ahead of time as they both jump from the train of...

Batman... Animated... Mark Hamill... Animated... Unlike last week, no edits. Literally none. One recording. Doug's non-80s film takes a turn to the crayons as Matt and Doug look at an animated feature that bombed at the box office Passed on a guest and passed on a substitute movie, can Matt get past his hang-ups and can Doug get past his rose-colored glasses as we look at THE animated version...

Hangar 18... A movie that needs an introduction because it was lost like tears in the wind... A tradition dies... Matt tries to plug a leak... Fart catching conversation continues... Podcast lies are revealed... Popeye has cancer... Please stop touching things... And stop cutting things... All this and more...

Doug returns... and gets a psyche eval... Orgasmic farts... We discuss Return to Me... Apparently Matt is a gaslighter... Matt Vetoed a movie so we did Commando... Arnold impressions... A rare instance where something is redacted... We move to Wednesdays apparently... A shift in the movie? All this and more...

Jen joins the show for a (tear) jerk(er)... A surprise guest appears... The first actual crying during a podcast occurs... Lots of rabbit holes, lots of talking about relationships... Unlike Matt this podcast goes deep and hits the cervix of your ears... Matt and Jen take a deep dive on ethics, relationships, and organ transplants...

A cop on the edge... A cop that likes edging... When do you have to tell your friends and what do you have to tell your friends about their significant others... Doug taking some time away from the podcast and then next TWO movies are announced... All when we discuss someone with resting Clint face...

Matt gets cheated on... Doug passes up a blow job... Matt changes his grades... Doug vacations in 3rd world countries... Spring Break...what it what it was supposed to be and what it actually was. Is it the same thing or not? Am I talking about the movie or real life? So much wool you could knit a sweater... Longer than it's been in awhile (our wives won't ever say that), but honestly a fu...

Matt is a firm believer in figuring it out later... A bed for the ages... Lots of DP talk... Short podcast... Talks about the soul and what happens to it... Was Doug a Nazi in a former life... Podcast ends with a bang...

Sometimes I think this podcast might get too personal... Doug is a child... Cream pie videos... What we want for our kids... Body shaming is okay, because our bodies are shit... Missed opportunities... Matt's wife will learn some things... Yes, the mistake was left in on purpose... And sweet Georgia Brown...

An honest to god discussion about ethics... How much porn is too much porn... Putting people on a pedestal... Avoiding cancer... OJ Simpson... All that and more...

Something something and let slip the Dogs of War Super Bowl outrage? Impressions. Impressions everywhere. Lots of callbacks, but most were to next week. Matt is scared of cops. Doug makes people watch Barbie. All that and more

A name that means something... A review of talking to a legend... How many women have we seen naked... What makes Matt cry... A movie that has a ton of "that guy"... A good return to the norm...

Huge thanks to the amazing Ginger Lynn for popping in to talk to Matt and Doug for about an hour. Got cut a little short because Ginger was feeling a little under the weather, but we got through about the first half of what would have been too long of an interview. A follow-up convo may happen. If the world ends today, Matt and Doug talked to THE Ginger Lynn and you didn't! Plus a shift to the...

It starts with an announcement. It's a big deal, at least to us. A movie that is a cult classic that no one saw in the theater, but a ton of people have seen. A movie about a bad person, with a guy from 90210 that OD's on heroin. Matt apologizes for his past and gives yet another reason he's a bad person. Doug questions whether next week is a good idea. A live guest is told to take a s...