Being Gay for Fun and Profit

Jordyn couldn't make it this week, so luckily I was able to pull a favor from an old friend. Special guest, the spirit of Halloween,  joins me as we dive into everything: Pumpkins, Trump, trumpkins, and abortion. This one is a heavy hitter guys.               Patreon.com/BGFFAP

Me and Bambi get blessed by the King of Comedy herself Transdrew Dice Clay. The dice ladyman then shows off her sweet gun and explains why no one steals her jokes.  Come on partner! PATREON.COM/BGFFAP

Who? Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones, was not available so we're joined again by our friend Bambi, who learns a little bit about South American mass murder today. Then we systematically break down all the lgbtq chaos at a recent furry convention. 

We're bustin in with a new episode talking to Joe Biden about his sweet fly brain. Don't worry things don't get too political, Hugh Jackman is a gay liar and we're gunna expose him. Hold it in dude, its a rough one.

Edward Penishands, The Gay Exorcist, Super Mario Bros. Yeah we're coming in hot in this episode. Go sub to the patreon.com/bgffap

We talkin' bout getting spooked

Patreon.com/BGFFAP for exclusive video and audio treats We're cocked and loaded folks, back with Jordyn talking about Rambo, horny old ladies, and our old pal lil boosie. The theme of today's episode is firearm safety.

We're back folks with another fresh episode all about Glenn Danzig and his giant head. Then Jordyn teaches us about gay science and oingo boingo.

We're back with another super special green screen episode. George Lucas produced this one actually. We tell a couple stories about 30 and over baseball, and Jordyn tries to remember how many penises she saw at the Rammstein concert.

Wowza, we start off hot with a little rapist mambo curtesy of Oz. We get stopped by the woke police searching for all the men Jordyn's murdered. And then we decide to get our bachelors degree at a conservative arts college.

Another classic podcast with Kris and Jordyn, reminiscing about the movie Castaway which was shot entirely on Little Saint James Island. Also we're joined by special guest Andrew Taint who drops some hardcore knowledge on us. Be sure to stick around and listen to Dave Mustaine putting spells on people.

Just me and Jordyn for this one folks. Old school being gay. Talking about Robin Williams 1992 gem TOYS and the awesome behind the scenes footage for it on YouTube.

We're joined by Bam Margera's sister on the pod today. Talking about divorced dads and lazy podcast editors. A good time as always.

Coming to you live and in living color, its BGFFAP. We upgraded to some video gear and tested out our new green screen. Go watch the video for Patreon subscribers only. Also we discuss some african literature and the great songs of Eric Clapton. Good Ep.

We're back with Ron Low continuing our chat about all things foreskin. Plus we get into a bit of Ron's musical background. Of course all this is in preparation for the foreskin tug of war which takes place once the pod is over.

We are joined by are biggest guest yet Ron Low, creator of the TLC Tugger, as seen on HBO's How to With John Wilson, Vice Tv, Howard Stern, and much more. Ron Talks to us about growing our foreskins back and how he got into the restoration game.

Lucy joins us again for another exciting episode. Rob's in Poland so we decide to give him a call and chat about his favorite cars. Then we watch a little bit of Tucker Carlson so we can learn how to love.

Lucy joins us again this episode as we prepare for her debate against Ron Low, the master of foreskin restoration. Jordyn talks about the FBIs most wanted and we discuss the cinematic tour de force that is "The Strange Thing About The Johnsons".

We're back with Smash Tafarih for some more insight into the mind of a deep state ladyboys and the Lord of Sissies. We tell a couple stories, have a couple laughs, Taiwan's not a country, It's just another great episode.

We're joined by a very special guest, on a brief stop on his journey across the metaverse, Smash Tafarih. The former marine and current black ops tier one operator, tells us tales of intrigue and gayness in the middle east. We also workshop a few characters. Please cancel us. Taiwan isn’t a country. Suck me suck me very dick. follow smash on Twitter @SmashTXXX.

Live from Chicago it's Saturday Night Trans! We had a live audience of homeless tramps we picked up off the street for this ep. They got a little rowdy while we reviewed the 1996 Francis Ford Coppola gem "JACK". Then we discussed Hitler's love of faygo soda and ICP. Overall a historically important episode.

Jordyn just flew in from Lollapalooza and boy are her arms tired. Just kiddin, but seriously folks, we get into some high level character work this episode, including the sexual confused proud boy. Another Crispin Wah fueled hour of pure gay fun. We ask hard hitting questions like What if Brock turner was only guilty of raping a pie?

Ain't no rules say a transwoman can't do a podcast. Kris and Jordyn are back with more hot takes. Bringing back steroids to pro (and amateur) sports, Jordyn's review of the 2000 classic American Pyscho, and Kris gives the synopsis to his new movie Trans Bud.

In this episode we discuss the inherent sexism in the news media and their coverage of water slide fat shaming. Then we order NFTs of madonna's vagina and get our virginity taken by Scrappy the bumper car operator.