Being Gay for Fun and Profit

J.K. Rowling's real name is finally revealed. Prodigy, gary low intro, a lot of house music. Then back on our bullshit about diapers and Chinese people. (Special guest appearances from Chris and Lucy.) 

Our most requested guest returns, none other than Dsway Dinero. We start off hot exposing non sex having porn clowns, and then Dsway regales us with some tales of cocksmanship. Truly one of our best episodes. 

Was Tupac really gangster? Snoop knows. We're back with more important information about the east coast/west coast feud of the early 90s. 

John Leguizamo is a jackass. You guys remember Duckman? Uhhhh, Velma sucks. See ya next week.

im back and gayer than ever

Uh oh! We're back and we got two VIP tickets to see Adam Friedland at Zanies comedy club. Before the fun we decided to record an episode for you lovely people. Digimon, the Taliban, and so much more. See you next week.

We're joined again by our good pal Chris, who tells us a little bit about being a cop in training. Of course, Jordyn and I are sovereign citizens so we had quite a lot of questions for the new recruit. RIP (rest in punisher)

We're back with season 2 of Being Gay for Fun and Profit. Jordyn talks about her vacation to Mar-a-lago, we chat with Broccoli Rob, and Kris makes a sincere effort to join the kkk. It's good to be back.

Christmas is over and now its new year time. I don't know about you but I think Elon Musk has a sneaky secret. Thanks for listening and stick around to hear us slander more people in 2023!

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. We're joined today by Travis from "The No Soi Podcast". Then a special surprise santa joins in on the fun as well. 

HO! HO! HO! It's damn near Christmas fool. In this episode we explain why The Eagles singer is a very naughty boy. Also the eternal question of man vs woman vs steroids, who wins? The fans. That's who. 

We're back folks. Jordyn reviews R. Kelly's new epic song, and we discuss LGBTQ sex ed in Chicago private schools. 

BING CHIILING EVERYONE!!! Welcome to our Chinese sponsored, Taiwan-free, Christmas extravaganza! Also Chris and Lucy are here. 

Well, we're all gunna die guys. Just thought you should know. Also in this cast we talk shit about a Marilyn Manson lookalike. 

Jordyn has to catch me up on everything I missed last podcast so she tells me the tale of Don Dsway. Thanks to Chris and Dsway for filling in. Back to business as usual though, pedophiles, eating your own poop, and some good ass takes on politics. 

Happy Holidays folks, Kris had to miss this one, but we got two big black men to replace him. Jordyn, Chris (black), and Dsway sit down and have a deep discussion about eating ass, precum, and feet.

We're back guys, after a couple more Krispen Wahs Shannon tells us some more fun stories about hanging out with perverts. We talk about bad ass car racing simulators and lots more, check it out. 

Kris and Jordyn are joined by a very special guest this episode. Shannon Spears, owner of the famous TgirlNightclub in Chicago. Shannon tells us some tales about her time running adult parties, including the first time she met Jordyn. Too much fun for one hour, make sure to check out part 2 this Wednesday. 

Beetlejuice, Ladybugs, Rodney Dangerfield, Howard Stern and the downfall of swinging. We get into a lot this episode.  As the smoke clears from the election, Jordyn and I discuss the pros and cons of having a Frankenstein's monster legislating for the country. The Senator from Pennsylvania demands we build him a new wife.

I almost died in a tragic carbon monoxide "accident" and had a little trouble getting the podcast uploaded. I think we talk about Sen. Fetterman and gorillas or something idk, im guna go lay down. 

Kris tells Jordyn about the subtleties of the trans community. Then we show our pride by buying a toy shark. 

We're joined today by the one, the only, Mr. Kanye West. After showing off his sweet new Yeezy attire, Kanye tells us about all the problems he's been having in both his social and professional life. Then try as we might, we allow Kanye to get into his zone. 

We're back with just Jordyn and Kris this episode. A little talk about high school hijinks, and some special maid service coming up for Jordyn. Plus we get hype for our next big guest...

We had big plans and they fell through. So we got the fairy of logic and Rob Zombie's shitty cousin to sit in this ep.  Tune in for a very gay Halloween. 

Jordyn feels pretty stupid for missing the last episode with the Spirit of Halloween. So she decided to make up for it by talking about how she simulates her own periods once a month, which makes you a true woman. Then we dive into some hard right conspiracy theories and a special song Jasper T Jowls wrote for Kris to share. Good stuff guys, subscribe to the patreon and the youtube!