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Seedy Cereal A Lot of Red Zombie Zealot All Hail Megaton Prepare thyself for a night of the funky supernatural, it's gonna get red. Feel the apprehension build as the livestock drops from the skies! If your breath gets taken too fast, be sure to stop in for a heal-all complimentary white mage visit. You'll thank yourself for it. (See CURSE) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you h...

Adore Thee This Life 231 For Conspira Blackened By Scandal Past tripping the night away, prepare thyself for a production of magick! Antiquity! Ivory! Listen for the satany dulcet tones of Wagner while we admire this 45' tall statue of Zeus! Press F in the chats for Weaver. When your kid ask what degree they should go for? Tell them they're gonna glow far as a Conspiracy Theory Theorist. There's a...

Beyond Five Generations Mouse House From The Streets Grape Package Greetings greetings fellow freaks, what a pleasure to be experienced tonight. Our guest is the illustrious Melodious Owls, and it's time to get swimmin' in the lake. For second second half of show, we go exploring thru encyclopedias, and get a glance of the Podfather's tarot! The gimp wasn't the only one who enjoyed themselves toni...

Way Back In The Vatican We Bred Raptors Mac Tonight Black Moan Daze It's so fucking t h i c c on BTS tonight! Oh wow! Oh my goodness! The market titillates traders with a close call of the collapse, and strap yourself in. We got the science. Does this smell like lead to you? During 2nd Second of Half our brains thaw out, and yowza! Spook alert! Spook alert! A dead man is found in the school halls!...

Sum Tzu Lips '83 Mother Mary's Bazooka It's All Spooky Tjunta clutches our Bitcoin on this episode of BTS, as he joins us for the first second half of show. You know the one. It's about food factory fires, and smokin hot weapons of love/war! Going once, going twice, you got the best button in the world! The President likes it weird in the cluck dungeon. It's All About Blood. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER...

Vlad The Mower Our Air Smells Like Shit The Mighty Gunghis Make That Thing Talk BTS brings all things weird, for it's a great night for the End of Times. 50 ways we learned how to say I told you so, and buckle up for part two of the infamous Kyle Odom Manifesto. You may know how to crucify, but do you know why? Take a leisure break down at the temple but mind the crocodiles; it's a battle royale a...

Sister Sister 88 Kelvin A Humble Brag Double or Triple Mummy Tonight was the biggest episode of BTS his/herstory! We are joined by the one and only Stephen Spielburg! It was so nice for him to join us and tell us almost nothing about Ready Player 100. Does this manifesto smell weird to you? Later, SirSeatSitter makes an appearance for some pure Mystery Babylon. Amun-Ra, and Awoman. Just have fun,...

The Path Between The Original Stoic Shadow of the Triumphant Little Banana Man Check our papers, we're LIT. Winter will soon loosen it's grasp, and there will be time to breath in right before the whole thing goes up. Until then tho, let Behind The Sch3m3s entertain you with glowing movie reviews and a tale of a scientist pulling the trigger. Look into the Eye of the Sahara, see the shared the out...

City of Darkness Echo of the Scream Slumnation Under State If You Need The Pull It's a Special Edition Post No Agenda Sunday Broadcast that's LIT baby. Live item tag in hand, we go exploring the history of Hong Kong. Get lost in the maze of the Walled City. Tune in for an honest chat about good, evil, and everything you got inside yourself. Manson's got a gun on loan from the President. It's gonna...

Behind The Yearbook Stopped It Cold Visceral and Trashy I Have Ze Rockets Celebrating schemes merrily in the spring, raining down cheer like meteorites on Mercury. Diamonds are forever baby. Daffodils tho? Not as long, but at least you know where they come from. Fearless journos face the LAPTOP FROM HELL, and weirdly enough it kind of mimics Sin City. 30 Minutes Or It's Free BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER...

Bring in the Yellow Cake Big Cocaine Energy An American Man in an American Sitcom Why Do You Say But? Take turns and twists tonight as we only come out at night! Correction: We only come out for pi! Indeed, it is a Pieday, and we've stuffed ourselves. From comedians, to Nancy Regan's personal psychic, come see how easy it is to make that money. Needle, Meet Groove. Not to be confused with Diamond...

What If John H. Rolling In The Benjamins Deny Yourself Femur Fever Bow to the Terrible Lizard Queen! It's Moon Madness on tonight's show when space junk "legend has it" makes it mark. Hopefully it's not your parcel of moonland that it hits. BTS gets wheatey with it as we examine one of the worst years to grow some grain. Don't fear however, there's a National Emergency for that. We only want clean...

Wild Irish Rose Enabled We Are Now Ass King Time To Heel Let It Rain Something The anon Anonymous has issued a warning to Putin, and the non-anon founder of Anonymous is a lunatic. Wouldn't want to be trapped in a bus with a chainsaw in that dudes hands. The propaganda machine engages in a far away eastern land, and Behind The Sch3m3s has the telephone transcripts to prove it. Are ya complying yet...

Raunchy Letters Cheesy Kisses Aunt Fancy The President of Smash Happy Birthday to G Wash! On a President's Day Special, we invite you to a Pizza Party! Please list out your favorite toppings, and don't cry too hard about silver. Freak in the sheets, POTUS on the streets, and one very large smokable monument. Man, I Miss You. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SX...

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Peppermint Colored A Real Life Dragon Denying Learn To Garden BTS is honored to be joined at the table by @SirSpencer @Laurien @sirseatsitter @NetNed @Tjunta, @Medus@social.medusmedia.com and @SirMittens. It's like a party. That Big Bone Lick tho... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our...

Incestry.com Demons Ghosts Ghouls and Goblins MK Ultra Cool There's a Pro Pain Shortage In space, no one can hear Communism finally working as Behind The Sch3m3s is guided by the light of reason. That Devil man, he got us to the Moon. It's Black Bag Vibes around the '22 Winter Olympics SmokeStack Edition. We need to talk to your entire family and friends about an outbreak of deepfakes. 90 percent...

Back and to the One Censored Track Marks Are Ya Sweatin' Yet Son? You're the Pig Head Now We have evidence of weapons of blasts from the pasts as it trumps the M5N. Add some helium, you got a special case of Jack and Jill with Ford and Kavanaugh. Judd Apatow doesn't sweat it. Chasing the Spoon with the great Magnet in the sky, this is Behind The Sch3m3s. Do a big job? Talk a big price. BYO3-DG Cal...

You Can't Touch Me Soft Talk You Know This Is Gonna Be Fun Riding the dip, and only trusting the ayyy-lites it's time for another Behind The Sch3m3s! That's short for SOAB. You will bow to Robo-Brain, and you will be happy. The Queen hates me, because I had the bigger Xenomorph rock. You know...meta means dead... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CO...

Even Degenerates Can Make History We Been Robbing Trains Since Day One At The Mouth of Broadway, It's The Dvorak Gang. BTS gets flash frozen in place by a 12.4 mile tall plume of ash, and watch as most of France is taken. Find us afterwards for arthritis pills we snagged from the tracks, ever giving to the tunnels. Can you boost the dog? Who would Stalin shop? The fake knife, the real blood, dying...

It's Ice She's Vicious On the Internet of Trash I'm The Golden God Bitch Fire And Metal From The Sky You will eat the happy tomatoes as China ignites it's second son. Try not to spend long thinking about the persistentt threat, but never fear because there's an implant for that. Big Cat Dick litters the big place known as space, and cutaway before we get too good a glimpse of the sky donut. AKA I...

Anthrax Fog Juice Prolific Liberation And the End of Meth and Cocaine Sports What Dancing Fun BTS looks down, around, and behind the fat sack of babies Cooper doesn't currently eat from. Less drugs, more heart attacks and enough omicron to shake a stick at. The schemes get the BAD END, Don't Look Up this info. A True Blue-anon's They Live as Queen Meryl makes a black joke. See you in 2031. Bang a...

When you See's It You See's It Lepers and Lawyers It's The Picklemancer For the first time ever, BTS has an in person episode! Medus from http://meduspod.com/ joins us for tonight! We frolic in the Open Fields, we dance thru the RNA spray, and we even get Christmas ruined for us by SCIENCE! Seriously tho, if Santa was a necromancer following the Roman Eunuch Model, that only make him cooler. How d...

Extra Extra! Mostly Harmless Lunatics Need Not Apply Any Critical Thought! It's a doozy of an episode on BTS tonight. One of those...TikTok episodes. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in The Conspiracy Chart. We only have questions. Totally. Like Who's They? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out...

Needle Needle Needle Banjo's + Satan = ? Blood Acid Ouija Low and Steady It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch. Rinse your mouth with tin foil. BYO3-DG Call...