Behind Bars: Cocked Tales and Wasted Nights

A Baller, An After Party, A Scooter Wipe Out, Fake Boobs and a 911 Call

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Re-Introducing: Counterpoints! The super relaxed post-interview show at my kitchen counter where we cover pretty much anything! Barbarians! Just wanted to remind everyone that I now have bonus material over on Patreon! Here's another freeview! It's just a $3 tip monthly! Click the link in the show notes! This one's with Chance the Author. We covered getting struck by lightning, Avatar on LSD, how...

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