Beer Me A Movie

You feel that? It's October and things are getting a little spooky around here! It's no secret that the Beer Me Boys don't venture into the horror genre very often, so we're gonna be beering you some scares all month long. First up: Bryan beers a movie that he saw a trailer for a decade ago. It's about a tire that comes to life and kills people! Sounds scary, right? Well he certainly thought so. I...

Is it that last week of the month? SHO'NUFF! Is it a listener pick episode? SHO'NUFF! Did Dean understand the assignment? SHO'NUFF! The fact that The Last Dragon flew under our radar this long is criminal, because it's EXACTLY our kind of movie. *The Last Dragon © 1985 Tristar Pictures, Inc.

…Memento ⏪ …He beer'd us Memento ⏪ …Put Writer McStrikely to the test, he beer'd us Memento ⏪ This week, Dave decided we needed to find out just how good our AI Producer is. So to put Writer McStrikely to the test, he beer'd us Memento. *Memento © 2000 I Remember Productions, LLC

"That's it! I have had enough of these monkey-fighting Power Rangers movies on these Monday-to-Friday birthday episodes!" Bryan switched it up with his b-day pick this year, and we're talking about an airplane movie... uh... Snakes On A Plane, that is. #NeverForget. *Snakes on a Plane © 2006 New Line Productions, Inc. New Line Home Entertainment, Inc.

We classed up the joint a little bit last week, so Dave's snapping us right back to where we're most comfortable: Absolute absurdity. He's gone and beer'd us Cocaine Bear, an insane movie that leaves even Writer McStrikely unsure what to do with it. *Cocaine Bear © 2022 Universal Studios

We're throwing it wayyyy back for the last week of All Audience-Pick August/Augience with Stephanie's pick: Funny Face from 1957, starring the incomparable Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire. And if classic cinema musicals aren't really your thing, Dave has a really good poop story. It's all about balance. *Funny Face © 1956 Paramount Pictures Corporation

Our Week 3 Augience (All Audience-Pick August) pick comes from "It's Just Kevin," who decided that we absolutely NEEDED to see John Carter. We also welcome a new member to the Beer Me A Movie team, who should really help us tell our Tharks from our Therns. *John Carter © 2012 Disney

It's Week 2 of Augience (All Audience-Pick August) and we've got another banger! Selected by the legendary CubicleMonkey; it's Monty Python's Life of Brian! Come for the blasphemy*, stay for details on our Dolph Danglin' Database. *Not a Religious Podcast *Monty Python’s Life of Brian © 1979 Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

Welcome to Oops! All Audience-Pick August! (...Augience) Our first INCONCEIVABLE pick comes to us from Michael Carlstrom, who leveraged his double Patreon picks to beer us The Princess Bride! So naturally, we could only say one thing: "As you wish.” *The Princess Bride © 1987 The Princess Bride Limited

Bryan wanted to follow up last week's self-aware meta fever dream with another, so he beer'd us The Final Girls. It's the B horror movie about being stuck in a B horror movie. If you haven't heard of it, which is likely, the cast is going to surprise you. *The Final Girls © 2015 Sony Pictures Worldwide Acquisitions Inc.

We know what you've been thinking. 30-some-odd episodes with NO Arnold Schwarzenegger!? Dave decided to remedy this by beering us all the 1993 meta action-movie-within-a-movie Last Action Hero. Also this week: We finally become aware that we're in a podcast. *Last Action Hero © 1993 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.

We're still on break, so we're pulling a throwback episode from the vault. That's right: it's a Caped Classic! And it's one of our all-time favorites: RoboCop! (Though I'm pretty sure Dave only chose it because he wants to shoot me in the prenis for extending my vacation) *RoboCop © 1987 Orion Pictures Corporation.

AMERICAAAAAAAAA 🇺🇸 It's an "Oops! All Daves" episode featuring our beloved mortal enemy! Before leaving for vacation, Bryan made sure to beer them a super patriotic movie for the 4th: Team America: World Police. Puppets! Freedom! Sex! MATT DAMON! Fuck yeah! *Team America: World Police © 2004 Paramount Pictures

It's here! The movie with the highest statistical chance of selection because MULTIPLE listeners had it as their pick. But the honor officially goes to Ben for Point Break! Keanu, Swayze, Busey… what more can you ask for!? Surf's up! Hang ten! Etc.! *Point Break © 1991 Warner Brothers Entertainment, Inc.

Bryan has outdone himself this time. Trying to keeping our streak of wacky B-movies featuring dinosaurs alive, he beer'd us the WILD short film Kung Fury. It has all the 80s Cop action, dinosaurs, Norse mythology, Nazis, and of course, Kung Fu you could ever want. *Kung Fury © 2015 Laser Unicorns Productions

What's that? You need more dinosaur B movies? Well Dave has you covered, because he just beer'd everyone Tammy and the T-Rex. But wait... Doesn't the title card say Tanny and the Teenage T-Rex? Sure does. Maybe Kyle of the Experience Grind Podcast can help us get to the bottom of that mystery. *Tammy and the T-rex © 1993 Greenline Productions, Inc.

When his parents are murdered, a priest travels to China where he gains the power to transform into a dinosaur. Back at home, a pre-med/law hooker friend convinces him to use his new gift to fight crime. Bryan has beer'd us The VelociPastor. Also there's ninjas. *The VelociPastor © 2018 Brendan Steere

Our randomly-selected listener pick for May is here, and it comes to us from Phil Hawkins! Phil has beer'd us the quintessential 90s capoeira movie, Only the Strong. Seriously, if you Google "capoeira movie," it's the first result. So… that's a thing. *Only the Strong © 1993 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

There's been a severe lack of Nic Cage on the show so far, so Dave has set out to remedy that with this week's pick. Of course, we're just a couple of self-indulgent wieners. So we invited the Cage Connoisseurs of The Experience Grind Podcast to talk about Gone In 60 Seconds with us. Okay, let's ride! Gone in 60 Seconds © 2000 Buena Vista Home Entertaiment Inc.

Get in loser, we're talking Mean Girls. No, it's not October 3rd. But Bryan simply couldn't wait any longer to beer this movie to Dave, who is (of course) the nastiest skank bitch he's ever met. Listen now! It's gonna be pretty grool. Maybe even fetch. *Mean Girls © 2004 Paramount Pictures

We're off this week, but we're yanking a Caped Classic out of the Patreon vault so you don't have to go w/o our lovely voices for an entire week. Here's our formerly-exclusive May 2021 episode: Armageddon from the Criterion Collection. #AnimalCrackers *Armageddon © 1998 Touchstone Pictures

READY!? We decided to try something new this week! We're beering you a full movie commentary for the 2021 Mortal Kombat Queue up your HBOmax, get ready to hit "play" with us, and watch along while we have a blast (...lovingly?) tearing it apart. FIGHT!!! *Mortal Kombat © 2021 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

Last week of April means we're getting beer'd by one of you! Our randomly selected audience pick this month comes from Jeff, and he requested a total Dad movie: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. So hoist the sails, batten down the hatches, perform a sweet string duet, watch out for flightless cormorants, and avast, ye mateys! *Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World © 2003 T...

Look, a promise is a promise. And back in December we promised you a drunken double-header with our first ever Crappy Hour leading into National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Well, we got FAR too drunk. This here was our original attempt at the episode, which we promised to release eventually. But for the sake of our dignity, maybe don't listen to it? *National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation © 1989...

Oh, hi listeners! The test results came back, and it's DEFINITELY Dave's birthday. So as a special treat, Bryan has beer'd him — and you — a fantastic Crappy Hour for all! We're discussing the Citizen Kane of bad movies: The Room. Don't even worry about it! *The Room © 2003 Wiseau Films