Beer Me A Movie

Wrap me in felt and stick your hand up my backside! We're Movin' Right Along through Musicals Month and this week is special birthday pick from Dave: It's The Muppet Movie! This movie holds a special place in Dave's heart and it helps Bryan remember where the sun rises and sets. So you know, pretty important. How long until we do a Ray Romano impression? Tune in to find out! *The Muppet Movie © 19...

Musical month just keeps rolling on, filling our hearts like a baked potato. We're not done with Mr. Trey Parker just yet. Because Bryan beered us a movie from his college days about the horse that got away: Cannibal! The Musical. And we think you know precisely what we mean when we say it's a shpadoinkle episode! Why do we spend so much time talking about Bruce Springsteen, you ask? We don't know...

We're celebrating musical month! And Dave is starting things off with a bang by beering us South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut! The filthy children of South Park are even filthier on the big screen, and their parents have had enough. But obviously they're not to blame. It's those damn CANADIANS with their beady eyes and flappy jaws! *South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut © 1999 Paramount Pictures

HEY YOU GUYS! You sent us your nostalgic movies for our monthly listener pick episode and right away the ghost of Roger Ebert noticed that multiple people had chosen The Goonies. And Roger knows you gotta give the people what they want! So we've done our best to bring you some treasure, in podcast form. No map required. Hopefully it saves your town from becoming a golf course! *The Goonies © 1985...

Our steady March (ah?) of Nostalgia continues! This week, Bryan beered us Free Willy and continued the unofficial theme of the month: Dave not quite understanding what's happening here. Sometimes when you get caught defacing a waterpark, you wind up with a sweet job, new friends, a loving family, a sick-ass bedroom, and no criminal charges for stealing a 7,000 lb. sea mammal. So like... I'm not su...

Put on your nostalgia glasses, because this one might get controversial. We're talking about Steven Spielberg's Hook. It's a movie that the critics didn't love, but we kids did, damnit! Who was right? How has this movie aged? How does Peter Pan age? How does memory work? Are you petty enough to walk up a staircase backwards to maximize hook damage? Did J.M. Barrie say "Lookie lookie, I got bookie!...

Look. We had a lot of questions. So we gave Writer McStrikely the week off and did a deep dive on exactly what the hell is going on in Disney Pixar's Cars. They're usually pretty good about establishing the rules of each world. We understand how toys, fish, monsters, and robots exist within their universes. Mostly. But Cars is absolutely baffling. One might even say... exhausting. We definitely st...

If you create a satire that's so true to the thing you're satirizing that people can't be sure whether or not it's satire, does that make it a good satire or a bad satire? This question and many more won't be answered in this week's Starship Troopers episode! Insert obligatory reminder that this is not a political podcast here. *Starship Troopers © 1997 Touchstone Pictures

Near... far... wherever you are, rest assured that we're (metaphorically) never letting go. And to prove that, Dave set out to BREAK THE SHOW this week by beering us Titanic. The mega hit from the late 1900s that had everyone drawing people like French girls. Whole lotta berets and baguettes. Anyway, we know you've been asking: what are the implications to the Cars universe? Tune in to maybe find...

This week, Bryan was FULLY TORQUED to beer everyone another star-studded racing movie, less than a month after The Fast and the Furious. So much so, that he forgot to check if it was streaming anywhere. Luckily, some light googling can lead you to a full stream of The Cannonball Run. Be careful though. Some things can't be un-googled, and we won't be held liable for your sudden desire to grow a sw...

Dave certainly surprised us with this pick from out of the blue (da ba dee). We're talking about Big Fat Liar! Starring actor-turned-racecar driver Frankie Muniz, actor-turned-uhhh.... Amanda Bynes, and 2024 Best Actor Nominee Paul Giamatti, this movie ought to make you lie about your homework and fly to California. *Big Fat Liar © 2002 Mediastream Zweite Film GmgH & Co. Productions KG

January is just about over, which means this week's episode comes from you! Yes, you! If you're Bill, that is. Listen as we walk on eggshells thanks to some less-than-savory industry professionals. You know, the Singers and Spaceys of the world. These guys tend to pop up on our show from time to time. I guess you might actually call them… The Usual Suspects. Content Warning: Bryan attempts a Scott...

Our mission, should we choose to accept it: Release a podcast about a particular movie every Monday morning. This week, Bryan failed that mission. Fear not! Nothing has self-destructed! Our Mission: Impossible episode is right here, with all the Tom Cruise movie star espionage antics you'd expect from this iconic film. Also: Miss Piggy. *Mission: Impossible © 1996 Paramount Pictures

Our 2024 resolutions are to make more time for family and live life a quarter mile at a time. But instead we'll probably just steal some dvd players and convince a cop to break bad. Buckle up because this week we're talking about The Fast and the Furious! Get tuned up and tune in! *The Fast and the Furious © 2001 Mediastream Film GMBH & Co. Productions KG

Merry Christmas! We did the thing again this year. It's our Annual Drunken Xmas Episode! This year we're talking about The Santa Clause, and whether or not Tim Allen becomes Santa or if the Christmas Spirit possesses him—Exorcist style. ...UUEEGGHHH!? *The Santa Clause © 1994 Walt Disney Pictures

The holiday season is upon us, so Bryan graciously beer'd everyone (but mostly Dave) a classic from one of Dave's "Mt Rushmore" directors. We're talking about Billy Wilder's "The Apartment"; a film that has some rather scandalous themes for its time. Which is before 2020. Because there are movies from then. *The Apartment © 1960 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc.

Talk about nostalgia! Dave reached all the way back to the stone ages to beer us this week's pick: The Flintstones Luckily for us, Mike had his bare feet all warmed up and ready to join us on this ride. Insert rock pun here. Yabba dabba doo! *The Flintstones © 1994 Universal Studios

This week, we're claiming short term memory loss and NOT talking about Dave Novak's pick: Climax. Instead, we're having some hilarious Hawaiian rom-com fun with... wait. I don't remember. Oh yeah! Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates! *50 First Dates © 2004 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.

Kyle from The Experience Grind Podcast sent us a letter! And in said letter, he beer'd us Samurai Cop. So we simply HAD to have him join us on air for all the Sylvester Stallone bodyguards, art heists, and death rumors you could ask for. And that's only the off-screen shenanigans with this one! *Samurai Cop © 1991 Cinema Epoch

**This is a COMMENTARY meant to be played whilst watching the movie** With Thanksgiving only days away, we've arrived at the dreaded holiday travel season. So in honor of family dinners, delayed flights, and shower curtain rings, we did a commentary track for Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Fire up the movie (available now on Paramount+) and join us! *Planes, Trains and Automobiles © 1987 Paramoun...

This episode has a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. it really ties the podcast together. But that's just, like, my opinion, man. Bryan has white russian'd us a Coen Brothers cult hit that has since grown into its very own religion: The Big Lebowski (STFU Donny) *The Big Lebowski © 1998 Focus Features

Donnie, never more in his element than during Spooktober, beer'd us a TREAT to finish off the month. We get to talk about the 1975 cult sensation: The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Spoiler alert: we fanboy pretty hard. Go ahead, hit play. We see you shiver with antici... *The Rocky Horror Picture Show © 1975 Houtsnede Maatschappi N.V.

This week of Spooktober, Dave set out to "break the show." Yes, that's an actual quote. We enrolled Ryan to help us discuss the 1977 Japanese horror/comedy House (or Hausu as it’s sometimes known). We HIGHLY recommend watching this one before listening. It's a wild ride. *House © 1977 Toho Co., Ltd.

Week three of Spooktober means Bryan gets a chance to redeem himself after Rubber. So he beer'd everyone a sure thing: The Exorcist It's one of the most iconic horror movies of all time, but we'll see just how much makes it through Writer McStrikely's content filters. *The Exorcist © 1973 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

It's week two of Spooktober, and Dave has beer'd us a certified cult hit! Can you believe he had never seen The Lost Boys!? I mean... it has quite possibly the most important greased up saxophone concert ever put on film! Also there's Coreys and vampos. *The Lost Boys © 1987 Warner Bros.