Beepers After Dark

Back so soon? You bet your sweet Beeps-lovin’ ass. The gang unpacks Beeps’ 40th episode full of narfing doggos, limericks worthy of a Pulitzer, asshole air travelers, a WDYL from one of our own, fart noises, and the first sponsored ad from BAD. One of our drunkest yet, you’ll definitely leave saying “fuck this podcast”. Featured songs: "Street Fighter Mas" by Kamasi Washington "Still In Love (Acou...

Episode 32 is a teaser for ya. Think we discuss Beeps? THINK AGAIN, MOFOS. We've got a mailbag that is unforgettable with a one of a kind fan of the cast! What's that? A new segment you say? Listen in to find out, bitches! Featured songs: "Food and Pussy" by Dan Reeder "Best Part" by Daniel Caesar and H.E.R. **special surprise submitted by Composer Beeps**

Indeed the worthy housewife was of such a capricious nature, that she not only attained a higher pitch of genius than Macbeth, in respect of her ability to be wise, amazed, temperate and furious, loyal and neutral in an instant, but would sometimes ring the changes backwards and forwards on all possible moods and flights in one short quarter of an hour; performing, as it were, a kind of triple bob...

It's the dirty thirty episode of Beepers After Dark, bitches, and Criscat had too many margaritas for dinner to write more than this! Featured songs: The Temptations - Stay with Me (cover)

a'll know by now that we will cast an episode without a BeepsCast, because WE LIKE IT LIKE THAT (#CardiB). Listen in for some of your favorite segments incuding what we're drinking, a touching mailbag, what's badass this pod, a memorabe "Dad's Corner", and NEW SEGMENTS that will make you feel things in your bathing suit area. The gang is off the chain this episode. No, but seriously, someone reel...

Y’all know we jumped on an opportunity to talk about a NEW BeepsCast (& ourselves, DUH). Join us as we drink excessively and ramble about the highlights! Don’t miss a memorable mailbag, not so hot takes on the Queer Eye reboot, and new listener polls! You’re a piece of shit if you miss this one. Featured Song: “do you want to do nothing “ by Lawrence

Praise Beeps & all hail the birth of her majesty, Lil Toot! Tut, Criscat, and BigMike are back for another shit talking episode of mayhem. If you think this motley crew could ever keep an episode under an hour, you must be rolling balls. Beeps blessed us with a new cast and had special guest, contest winner & Toot father, Tone, by her side. Get lost in the matrix of crusty babies, lazy eyes, a cas...

Grab your sitar and let one rip, it's another night cast right cast! The mailbag is full and the gang is back to review the latest episode of BeepsCast (#36) and the twists and turns will make your heads spin, bitches! Tut and Criscat are at the helm without a Big Mike in sight AGAIN...or are they?! Stay tuned for some BREAKING NEWS from one of our own. You won't want to miss this one, mofos.

Hey mofos, BigMike rode his big trike outta town, so Phatty Matty (the #1 fan) steps in and crushes the fuck out of your shit. But not the dogshit clouding our ears. The gang digs into BeepsCast ep35, debating the official drinking game drink count, embracing cat portals, and lamenting missing spare tires (mechanics of the world be damned). If you last longer than a once-predatorial-32-yr-old Alab...

The gang is back at it without a BeepsCast to holler about in episode 24. Lots of inappropriate shit in this one, y’all. Eggplant emojis galore! BigMike, Tut, & Criscat speculate what Beeps will discuss in her cast... David S. Pumpkins and T.Pain show up at one point... And hey, who’s that? Is someone from the Dru Hill era back again?! It’s mayhem! Come for the Spaceman eggplant banter but stay fo...

The Gang Breaks the Fourth Wall (BeepsCast #34, "Grocery Giggles"). BEEPS IS BACK, WITCHES. We once were lost but now we’re found with a NEW Beepscast. Berries (baaarries) and bills were a flyin’ in this one. PSLs get the credit they deserve and creeptastic neighbor Butch shines a laser on #teamKali (call the po-po). Don’t miss when we introduce our surprise guest twitter poll winner and a guy who...

Beeps is still not out to play on this shit-tank episode. Sad! The gang is back for another one, wandering lost without Beep’s pied piper mando playing. Less drinkin’ in this one ... but somehow more shitty? Tune in to find out!

Dying for a Beepscast? The boys are thirsting for a Beepscast the way Puerto Ricans are thirsting for actual water. You know the drill, we get drunk and say bullshit. JUST FUCKING LISTEN ALREADY, OK!?

BigMike didn't provide a description for this episode so i guess fuck all y'all. We got together IN THE SAME DAMN ROOM and talked about shit because Beeps hasn't casted in a while. Save yourselves.

Our apparently-now-quarterly fancast takes a turn this week and jumps back into the supra-hour-long genre BUT with a super special interview guest-turned-color-commentator. JUST FUCKING LISTEN ALREADY WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING OK!???

Our Worst Episode Yet! The Boys give a half-hearted attempt at being funny this week... It’s really bad you guys...not funny at all...Don’t listen...what are you doing?!?!  STOP LISTENING!!! But also follow us @BpersAfterDark

Get ready for the same old bullshit.  The boys are mad as March what with Hamilton being compared to MBMBaM and other assorted shinanigans. BigMike may or may not finally create a Twitter account for this little podcast, but Tut still encourages assholes of all walks of life to email BeepersAfterDark@icloud.com.

Take a CHANCE on this RAPPER, B.A.D.assers everywhere. Beepscast episode 30 emerged from the ashes like a phoenix heading to it's annual eye exam, and your old pals BigMike & Tut are here to mansplain the shit out of it to you. Engage your parking brakes and observe proper concert etiquette as they enjoy the Beeps AND the Tones of this week's/month's/year's/quarter's(??) Beepscast.

BigMike and Tut stumble and fall while shaking off the rust. Stick with them while they introduce some new music and choreograph dance steps for Beeps.

The Gang Murders A Bicyclist: After another painful drought with no pods cast, the gang returns to murder a bicyclist, explain why Chance The Rapper is awesome, and drink whisky and beer. Long live Beeps! SHORT live robin eggs!

Enjoy another romp into the world of Beepscast with Tut and Big Mike....In this episode Big Mike is fatter than ever and Tut has a mouthful of pizza.

The Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders of podcasting are back! Thankfully Beepers has given them an episode of Beepscast to discuss. We think it was an anniversary gift to the boys. A few songs and one BIG BEEPS FAMILY SURPRISE!!!

BigMike didn't provide a synopsis, so all you get is this bullshit: beepscastless, KARma sutra, Pizza hat, Gilbert AZ, BadAsser competition, Twitter timeline, cancer kid, and I forget

The best friends you’ve ever had, BigMike and Tut, chat for the first time ever without a BeepsCast. What whacky mischief will they get into this time? I bet it involves diarrhea in Paris! #BADyes vs #BADnogofuckyaself

The most specialist of guests joins BigMike and Tut to discuss BeepsCast #26 and other things. And stuff.