Niko and Luc

Beefy Boys Express

Comedy EN ↓ 100 episodes

A podcast where we just talk and hope it makes sense. A mix of a boys room and serious discussion. If you have ever wondered what it's like sitting around a camp fire at 1am or staying up late at boys sleepover. We're a semi truck on an icy road on a pitch black country road, swerving around and we have no idea where we're going or what we're doing. Join us on this journey and enjoy the ride!

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Niko and Luc

Episodes

Ep. 020 - Don't Call it my Cumback 09.03.2023 1:37:02

We explore prostitution, The South Seceding, Washing Your Hands, Bad Teachers, Sperm Whales, Girls Basketball Team in Alabama, 31 Year Old Going on 13, Public Jerking, Naughty Massage Parlors, and Luc is completely wrong about the ending of the Regular Show.

Ep. 019 - Don't Clip my Show 06.03.2023 13:00

It's a clip show 

Ep. 018 - Don't Interview my Girlfriend (ft. Sakurachan) 02.03.2023 7:15

We talk about how much Sakurachan loves cats and hates dogs. She also tells about her birthday at Chuck-E-Cheese. Hopefully Luc will be back Sunday.

Ep. 017 - Don't Happy my Birthday 27.02.2023 59:05

We found out that love us, Other People Hate Cyclists, How Long You Waitin For Fast Food, Gorilla Beats Grizzly(Luc Disagrees on the Verdict), Butt is Better Than Boobs

Ep. 016 - Don't Gorilla my Grizzly 23.02.2023 56:40

We talked about You Can't Stop Bullying, Furries, Suggestion Box Content, Who Would Win Between a Silverback Gorilla and a Grizzly Bear and go to Beefyboysexpress.com and enter who you think would win in the fight in the Suggestion Box #TeamGorilla #TeamBear

Movie Monday: The Fast and The Furious 20.02.2023 45:33

We watched The Fast and The Furious so you don't have to. 4.75/10 Pink Slips

Ep. 015 - Don't Forget my Grandmas Pizza 19.02.2023 47:05

We talked about eating 15,000 Calories, My Grandma don't Member so Good, Where were you on 9/11(Never Forget), Car Accident, Child Swinging a Broom in the Middle of the Street 

Ep. 014 - Don't Race my War 16.02.2023 1:16:11

We went through AskReddit threads, Pouring Cold Water on Children, FedEx is the Worst, We definitely didn't cut anything out, Automated Speeding Cameras are Dumb, Aliens Would Definitely Kill Us.

Movie Monday: The Dream Begins 13.02.2023 43:43

We talk about Luc and his incorrect interpretation of Constantine and some of our favorite sports movies and we finish with some life advice.

Ep. 013 - Don't Probe my Funhole 12.02.2023 1:09:51

We talk about Our New Website: https://www.beefyboysexpress.com,  Old People again, Luc and I Rate Our Looks, Aliens are Cumming For Us, Kids on Leashes.

Ep. 012 - Don't DNA Test my Mom 09.02.2023 1:19:59

We talked about the Chinese Balloon, PBJ Gets a Bike, Cold Plunging, Pills Keep us Compliant, You're Handicapped if you Shop at Walmart, Not Everything is Hummus, Family Secret Story at The End.

Movie Monday 3-D 06.02.2023 31:32

Niko talks about watching Deja Vu and Inside Man, Luc didn't watch Constantine. Luc discusses Megan, Missing, and Knock at the Cabin. Highly recommend watching Oscar nominated Everything Everywhere All at Once and Spiderhead on Nextfix.

Ep. 011 - Don't Miss my Piggy 06.02.2023 51:08

We talked about Miss Piggy, How awful old people are again, The downfall of Netflix, Chinese Balloon, Starbucks Reserve Roastery, and how everyone is a pervert and sex swings are dumb.

Ep. 010 - Don't Forget My Point 02.02.2023 1:12:47

We talked about Mystery Hole Gameshow, Adult Homes XXX, Netflix is Trash, People in Bathrooms are Gross, Toilet Drinking Girl, Autistic Exploitation, Niko Shares his Childhood Trauma, And we Talk About Sex and are completely unqualified to do so. 

Movie Monday II: With a Vengeance 30.01.2023 22:29

We talk about Scott Pilgrim Vs The Wold, The Terminal, Larry Crowne, Forest Gump, Deja Vu and Inside Man

Ep. 009 -Don't Miss My Connections 29.01.2023 49:11

We talk about Missed Connections and how creepy they are, ASMR is gross, Vampires are real but Luc doesn't believe, and we have an existential crisis(It doesn't even matter). Does anyone even read these descriptions. Like I write these for every podcast and does it even do anything like could I just write awiknjaagnjagrnjrganojgsd and nothing would change.

Ep. 008 -Don't Watch My Moms Onlyfans 26.01.2023 1:08:48

We talked about Remakes, The Goonies House, Porn Jump Scares, Eugenics, All Politicians are Liars, Children in the Onlyfans Generation. 

Movie Monday I 23.01.2023 16:58

We talk about My Cousin Vinny, Ford V Ferrari, Moneyball, Sandlot, Hardball, and miscellaneous movie talk

Ep. 007 - Don't Road My Head 22.01.2023 53:10

Old people suck up our resources and Luc talks about how much he loves Arsenal, Also we talk a lot about annoying road behaviors.

Ep. 006 - Don't Like My Truck 19.01.2023 1:07:12

We talked about Marisa Tomei, gas station people, Sean Connery, how bad My Sisters Keeper is, Cyclists are wrong...just plain wrong they don't belong on the road...they are a scourge on society and a waste of resources.

Ep. 005 - Don't Lick My Dog 15.01.2023 55:40

Complaining about Washington registration renewal, nerd dads, cat people, Elon Musk is an alien

Ep. 004 - Don't Bully My Bird Boy 12.01.2023 1:22:29

The boys discuss George Santos, Harry Potter nerds, Gatekeeping the pets you can own, Niko recounts the time the school thought he was being molested. 

Ep. 003 - Don't Hot My Takes 09.01.2023 42:00

The Beefy Boys talk hot takes. Things get controversial. Luc is a loser who doesn't appreciate avocado. Niko hates your beloved Little Mermaid. And marathons are equal to drugs.

Ep. 002 - Don't Sass my Squatch 05.01.2023 1:26:10

The Beefy Boys discuss the 3 sasquatches and delve into their fears and insecurities. Also periods aren't gross but they kind of are also. 

Ep. 001 - Don't Touch My Meat 02.01.2023 51:05

We discussed new years resolutions and it goes bananas from there. Stay until the end for a fun souprise.