Niko and Luc

Beefy Boys Express

Comedy EN ↓ 100 episodes

A podcast where we just talk and hope it makes sense. A mix of a boys room and serious discussion. If you have ever wondered what it's like sitting around a camp fire at 1am or staying up late at boys sleepover. We're a semi truck on an icy road on a pitch black country road, swerving around and we have no idea where we're going or what we're doing. Join us on this journey and enjoy the ride!

Author

Niko and Luc

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Jan 24, 2024

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Episodes

Ep. 036 - Don't Polyamory my Polygamy 07.05.2023

We talk about The Rock getting Sued, Ugly Girls, Back by Popular Demand: Incest, Polyamory is Liberal Polygamy

Ep. 035 - Don't Blow my Genie 04.05.2023

We talked about Legalizing Incest and Prostitution, Blowing a Genie for Wishes, Eating While Lane Assisted, Art Prices are Nonsense

Movie Monday: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 01.05.2023

The worst movie in the Fast and Furious franchise. 2.5/10 Idris Elba Magic Bikes

Ep. 034 - Don't Judge my Banana 30.04.2023

We talked about fat people and old people, The World is Owned by Big Scooter, Wal-Mart Doesn't Bag Your Groceries, A Friend has a Run In With a Nosy Cashier, Womens Underwear

Ep. 033 - Don't Andrew my Tate 27.04.2023

We talked about how my mom likes Luc better than me and my dad is a self hating mexican, Occupy Electric Vehicle Parking, Kelly is the Worst, Learning to be a Man, Paul Walker is Mayonnaise, Tom Cruise Cake, The South and England are the Same

Movie Monday: F9 24.04.2023

We watched Fast and Furious 9 and it was okay. We give it 5.75/10 Crazy Car Magnets

Ep. 032 - Don't Pizza my Hut (Sponsored by Pizza Hut(not really)) 23.04.2023

We talk about sports teams that no one should care about, Putting a Penis in Your Mouth Doesn't Make you Gay, Dentists Are Perverts, John Cena is Dwayne the Rock Johnson

Ep. 031 - Don't Trust my Cat 20.04.2023

We talk about being a Lifeguard, Niko Ranks the People He Thinks are the Worst, Cat People are the Worst, Octupus are Aliens: Confirmed.

Movie Monday: The Fate of the Furious 17.04.2023

"The most boring in the franchise" - The New Yorker "Somehow more crazy but less entertaining" - Paul Walker(R.I.P) 4.5/10 Torpedo Pushes

Ep. 030 - Don't Miss my Connections III: The Bush Whacker 15.04.2023

Part 3 in the long loved Missed Connections Series. Lonely People Being Lonely and Horny. We coined a new term for the lonely men who just make eye contact and think that means women are in to them "Missed Erections."

Ep. 029 - Don't Aww my Tism 13.04.2023

We talked about Autism and it's roll in the Bourne Identity, Apple Tv and it's Surprising Catalogue, Old Bald Men, Dark History of Disney Films, Great Horror Movie Ideas, Eating with your Mouth Open Should Be Illegal, Luc Talks about His Feelings, Niko Discusses Proper Way to Tickle your Pickle.

Movie Monday: Furious 7 10.04.2023

We watch Furious 7 and it gets real wild but also boring 6/10 Parachute Cars

Ep. 028 - Don't Piss on my Parade 08.04.2023

We can't stop talking about pee, Global Warming(cLiMaTe ChAnGE), Camping Trip, Not Washing your Hands, Homoerotic Sleepovers, Group Showers

Movie Monday: Fast and Furious 6 03.04.2023

We watched Fast and Furious 6. We give it 8/10 Vin Diesel Dolphin Dives 🐬🐬

Ep. 027 - Don't Derail my Train 02.04.2023

We talked about bringing the word 'Chode' back, Angry Overweight Road Rage, Train Derailments, Getting Banned from Tiktok Lives, People With Poor Hygiene

Ep. 026 - Don't Daddy my Issues (ft. Sakurachan) 30.03.2023

We talked about Will Racism be Cool Again?, Tommy Lee Jones, Sakurachan Calls, How Old Should Kids Be to Get Phones, School Shootings, Running Through a Flagger, Cat People are the Worst, Janitors Finding CP

Movie Monday: Fast Five 27.03.2023

We watched Fast Five and Luc hates switcharoos. 8.5/10 Shitty Safe Switcharoos

Ep. 025 - Don't Marry my Wife 26.03.2023

We revisited our missed connection and found some lonely perverts, Decals Are Dumb, Ambulances Are Dumb, Teslas Are Dumb, Wedding Are Dumb.

Ep. 024 - Don't Miss my Connections II: The Creepening 23.03.2023

We dive back in to some missed connections. Extra creepy edition.

Movie Monday: Fast & Furious 20.03.2023

This Monday we watch Fast and Furious. 8/10 Old Mexican Mine Shafts Out of Town

Ep. 023 - Don't Rail my Wife 20.03.2023

We talked about how Water Parks are for Pedophiles, Veggie Tales is Weird, Ranch is not for Dipping, Men Having Sex with your Spouse, Jerking Off in Front of People

Ep. 022 - Don't Wipe my Equipment 16.03.2023

We talk about Gym Etiquette, Toilet Paper, Android v. Apple, Sex Toys Are Weird for Men, Girlfriends Doing Porn, My Dad is The Tiger King. 

Movie Monday: 2Fast2Furious Ft. Nicole and Sakurachan 13.03.2023

We talked about 2Fast2Furious. 6/10 Cars Hitting a Yacht

Movie Monday: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 12.03.2023

We enjoyed this one and the best one so far 7.5/10 Bald Tires

Ep. 021 - Don't Piss on my Bath Bombs 12.03.2023

We talk about Ending Racism with Segregation, Dip into the Suggestion Box, Stupid Bus Stops, Saying Hella in Seattle, Shrek v. Thanos, Soccer is Better than Baseball, Gay Magical Butthole Agenda. 

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