Because I'm John Sellmeyer

My goal has been achieved! One podcast per day, for the month of October. Reviewing a lot of great movies, and some weird ones. Today we have FNAF, and Willy's Wonderland. If you like Nick Cage or Mathew Lillard, these movies will suffice. Thank you everyone for listening. It has been an honor. Some more announcements and sneak peeks at future episodes in the pod. Happy Halloween! #FiveNightsAtFre...

Russell Crow stars in this movie that deals with possession. The endearing relationship between father and daughter was nice, but the film lacks authenticity. Yet still, I will never slander Russell. What did you think of this movie?

Tyler, the Creator is one of the greatest rappers of my generation. He has an album that features Childish Gambino, Lil Wayne, Sexyy Red, and many more. Please follow the channel and be sure to check out the review.

Day 29 of my horror movie challenge! Only 2 films left after today. Please make sure you subscribe to the channel!

We happen to miss Jamie Lee Curtis in this rendition. Halloween III, Season of the Witch! Face melting masks, and robot body guards. Were they trying to be The Twilight Zone? Dive in, and please follow! Thank you!

We are almost to Halloween, so what better way to celebrate than to watch Halloween 2? Is it a perfect circle, or did it cut off too many exploratory ends? Jamie Lee Curtis is the highlight of this film, please be sure to subscribe to the channel! Thanks all!

26 Horror Movie down! Today we have Azrael, a post apocalyptic film that has creatures that look like they were dragged straight from Mordor. Tune in as a discuss different zombies seen throughout cinema, including The Walking Dead Zombies, ones from Dawn of the Dead, and many more! Also please make sure you subscribe to the channel!

M. Night Shyamalan crafted this awesome thriller. Cody joins the pod to discuss the following: how the icon in this film may have been based off of Taylor Swift. How Josh Hartnett was a superb actor, how teeth have changed throughout Cinema, and we also mention some other films by the same actor (shout out to Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson).

Nicholas Cage, the star of National Treasure, Wild at Heart, and many more films plays a serial killer that goes by the nickname "longlegs." Many other critics have compared it to Silence of the Lambs, and Seven (Brad Pitt). Enjoy my wife's singing at the end. :) Also please subscribe to the channel! Subscribing gets me closer to my goals!

A review of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023). Lets just not talk about this ever again.

This was my first time watching John Carpenter's Halloween (1978). Starring Jamie Lee Curtis. Who would win in a fight, Michael Myers, or Jason Voorhees. Join the review as I also give out some fun facts that you may not have known. Also, be sure to subscribe to the channel. Thank you!

10 days left, 10 movies left! The horror reviews are almost coming to an end! Enjoy the spooky season while we still have it. This French film was taken with 1 shot, have you seen MadS?

Oddity, starring Carolyn Bracken, Gwilym Lee, and was directed by Damian McCarthy. A haunting ghost story that involves 2 twin sisters, and a lot of twists! Let me know if you like it or hate it. It kind of reminded me of The Devil's Backbone, which was directed by Guillermo Del Toro.

A terrifying movie starring Julia Brown. Daddy's Head explores how grief can interfere with your perception, and how when struggling through a difficult time, it is important to lean on those who are in your life. Let me know what you thought, and if you would enter the twig structure in the forest. Make sure you subscribe to the channel!

Apologies, I usually record in the middle of the night, but my kiddos can be heard in the background. Unhinged (2020) Starring Russell Crowe, and Caren Pistorius. The tale involves road rage, and goes off the wall after that. I did not love this movie, but it was not bad either. Let me know what you thought, and be sure to subscribe to the pod!

The Kids join the pod for a quick review of the new Short, Sing Thriller! Available on Netflix!

Please subscribe to the channel, subscribing gets me closer to monetization. :) Starring Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis. Directed by David Cronenberg. What happens when a scientist creates a cloning machine, and accidentally goes into the machine the same time as a fly? You get an actually good movie.

Late Night with the Devil, directed by the Cairnes siblings. Starring David Dastmalchian and Ingrid Torelli, + many more. Who is your favorite late night host?

*Please subscribe to the channel, it helps me a lot, and I am super thankful!* Directed by Daina Oniunas-Pusić. Starring Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus and Lola Petticrew. Although I watched this for my scary movie challenge, this movie ended up being an entirely different genre, my bad. Did anyone else think this was similar to the Adam Sandler movie Spaceman?

A review of A Quiet Place: Day One (2024), starring Lupita Nyong'o and Joseph Quinn. This movie was pretty good, but I still miss John Krasinski. :) Did you like it, did you dislike it? Let me know what you thought!

A review of Terrifier 3, AKA, a review of violence for 2 straight hours. David Howard Thorton plays Art the Clown. Also starring Lauren LaVera as Sienna. Did you notice I pronounced the directors name wrong? Let me know what you thought!

Nobuko Otowa, Jitsuko Yoshimura, Taiji Tonoyama star in this haunting, and intense Japanese film from 1964. Directed by Kaneto Shindo. Does a demon lurk in the tall grass? Do actions have consequences? Let me know what you thought, and thank you to my uncle for the recommendation!

This horror adventure movie stars Nick Thune, Meera Kumbhani, Adam Busch, and many more! Do you have a method for escaping a maze? Have you ever been chased by a minotaur? Check out the review!

Kathy Bates, James Caan, do you think this movie is symbolic of something greater? Let me know what you thought!

I would have made a terrible decision and picked cucumbers. Although, imagine picking something like a T-Bone Steak. Yummy. This movie was not my cup of tea. A review of The Platform 2.