Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

We're joined this week by Proper Rumpus Owner, and Mashed Pod-tatoes podcast, Jabbo (T.J.)  This week it's a 3-way, yeah we know you've been waiting for one. Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Bull Moose Flubs Sick Grind, Gets Stuck in Skate Park Pool https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/10/07/bull-moose-gets-stuck-for-hours-in-montana-skate-park/ Story 2 - Florida Man Smuggling Birds in His Pants C...

We are joined by special Guests Julie and Cimothy Jimothy of Running the Hamster Wheel for this very very chil show. Topics include: WIN GPD, BFYTW on the Clocktower, Check out Running the Hamster Wheel here: https://open.spotify.com/show/2IvnxjBkMB9xbfYJxUkPBz?si=ea691bd1153b4183 Promos Suggested Articles Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to ou...

BFYTW is back on the ClockTower!!!! Promos On The Lanai Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt, Native Pixie, Jules...

It's our 7th year anniversary! So we celebrated like we do all of our milestones...by having a regular BFYTW game show. This week we are joined by Cimothy Jimothy as he stands in for Augie. SEVEN-YEAR-SPECIAL-ITCH Game 1 - Like Share Block (Stories from 2019) Like the normal LSB, but all of the news stories are from 2019. Story 1 - Fortune Teller Makes 2019 Predictions Using Asparagus  https://www...

We're back in studio playing some classic BFYTW games! Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Human Skull Dropped Off at Michigan Goodwill Sent to FBI Instead of Being Marked 50% Off - https://www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news/human-skull-donated-chelsea-michigan-goodwill-not-medical-specimen/ Story 2 - Thirsty Thieves Execute Two Massive Beer Heists in US and UK - https://abcnews.com/US/truck-carrying-ro...

On this week's BFYTW, Augie isn't feeling well, Aaron went missing again, and Stevie is just trying to stay high enough to keep it together. Welcome to our BFYTW Smoke Session / Chill Show. We're gonna use some wonderful product from Peace Love & Bud, along with some vapes from Weedstock while we update you all on what's been up. Topics include: MREs, Terra, BFYTW on the Clocktower, The Last e...

This week we are joined in studio by special guests Diane and John, MidnightSmoke's Parents! The game is BFYeopardy, the contestants are Diane, John, and Augie, the Lifeline is Stevie. What could go wrong? Categories include: Classic Movies, 70's TV, Beatles, "Stevie", "Y", 80's TV, and more. Promos Crooked Table Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutout...

Good evening, my fair cool cats and bosses Non-binary folk and sentient hot sauces Good and evil have won half of games four The playing field has been balanced once more Will Evil stalk and kill the folk of this town Or will Good kill the demon and gain more renown This tie will be broken by boatmen or pilots As we play our first game of Sects and Violets Promos Beer In Front Proudly Sponsored by...

Traditional BFYTW games this week. Game 1 - Have I Got Good News For You Story 1 - Robot Smart Toilet Comes to You, Takes Your Poop Away - https://tech.yahoo.com/home/articles/china-self-driving-toilet-robot-143747311.html Story 2 - Gravity Did Not Fail for Seven Seconds August 12th, Should Not Be News, But Here We Are - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nasa-project-anchor-earth-gravity/ Story 3...

This week the boys need a little break. We end up having a fun long chill show.  Topics include: Getting outta Depression, BFYTW on the Clocktower, Grandia, Star Ocean, Timberborne, Cornerstone Vet, and more.  Also learn the origins of Cimothy Jimothy.  https://cornerstoneveterinaryclinic.com/ Promos Super Media Bros Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shou...

We return to another Murder Mystery of BFYTW on the Clocktower. Join us as we try to figure out who is the demon and their minion before all of the townsfolk are killed. Good evening, my fair lads and legends Non-binary folk and absolute bellends Good has been valiant, but Evil's been strong And three games Augie's been Evil all along You can't trust your neighbors - are they friend or are they fo...

We're Back with some "Normal" Games! Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Japanese Invent Morbid Human Refrigerators to Deal With Heat Crisis - https://hypebeast.com/2026/7/trusco-do-hiemon-box-human-refrigerator-targets-heat Story 2 - Greek Drivers Still Use Destroyed Bridge to Save Twenty Minutes on Commute - https://www.larissanet.gr/2026/07/14/katestrammeni-gefyra-palaiopyrgou-larisas-alloi-pai...

We're back with another installment of BFYepardy! That's right! Today the three contestants are Augie CJ and Stevie. Who is gonna reign supreme? Follow CJ and his show Running The Hamster Wheel or Running Over Hamsters in a Wheel, I can't remember which one is correct. Categories include: Memes, Dumbass White Boys, Games, Brilliant Black Women, Cutscenes, Heroes, Drunken Master, and more. Promos S...

We are back in Studio to play a game all about being wrong. That's Right! We're back with the Return of the Wrong Show and special guest Sarah. Join us as we try to get all the wrong answers to win money for our sellected charities. Topics include: General trivia, Final Fantasy, Sexiest Man Alive, and so much more. Winning Charity Sameer Project. https://thesameerproject.org/ Promos On The Lanai P...

Aaron, Augie, and Stevie are back in studio chattin and chillin. We hang out and discuss all that's been up that last few weeks. Topics include: BFYTW on the ClockTower, DeadPoly, Diablo IV, DragonAge, Emulation, Games, and much more. Promos NoDak Nerd Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose...

Welcome to BFYTW on the ClockTower Episode 3 - The Drunk and the Two-Headed Fortune Teller Join us as we try to figure out who are the evil ones, and who are just kinda evil. Promos From The Middle Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin...

Aaron went missing this weekend during an author event in another city. But that's ok because Duffy and MidnightSmoke are here to grill, get baked, and converse. This is what happens when we leave the show up to these two goofballs. Experiments were had, and these are the results. We hope you enjoy some of our loonacy. Promos Married with TV Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www....

The Bitch is Back! Yeah we are said Bitch. The BFYTW Boys are back in studio with Three Bitchy Games. Game 1 - Like, Share, Bitch Story 1 - California is Asking Nicely for Everyone to Stop Poisoning Themselves With Mushrooms - https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-05-15/three-poisoned-by-mushrooms-foraged-in-california-wine-country Story 2 - Hitchhiking Fish Have Learned How to Hide - Insi...

This week Aaron is taking off for his Birthday. But he doesn't realize that Augie and Stevie have something planned with a special guest.  Join the boys as they introduce Crunchie as our host for this episode, where Aaron gets to play games all by himself.  Game 1: Playstation Trivia Game 2: Being Stevie'd Game 3: Pop Culture Fight Club Promos From The Middle Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, &amp...

Welcome to episode 2 of BFYTW on the ClockTower. Join us as we try to figure out who are the evil ones, and who are just kinda evil. Promos Crooked Table Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey...

We're back with three batty games for you this week. Can MidnightSmoke defend his title against AugieDoggie? Only one way to find out. Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Denmark Helps Bats by Turning Streets Into Nightmare Fuel - https://via.ritzau.dk/pressemeddelelse/13638658/ny-vejbelysning-i-gladsaxe-udviklet-til-flagermus?publisherId=13559514 Story 2 - Florida Man with Massive Balls Somehow A...

We're back in Studio with a chill show this week. We discuss our Work Woes, Weeks of Weather, and What's up with Augie's Equipment. Topics include: Weather, Work, Troubleshooting, Playstation, Cyberpunk 2077, Motorcycles, and much more. Promos Beer's Al Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaos...

Episode 320 - Two in the Fink We're joined by Jon and Gina of The Fink Show to play some games. Game 1 - Comme Share Block Hon Hon (Like Share Block, but more French) Story 1 - French Professor Who Gave Himself Award is Guilty of....Something? Maybe? Says Investigators -  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/07/french-professor-florent-montaclair-accused-award-prize Story 2 - French Gamblers...

We're back in studio with another set of games to play. Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Montreal Warns Vigliante Pothole Fixers To Stop Doing What Montreal Should Have Done With The Millions of Taxpayer Dollars They Get Every Year - https://montrealgazette.com/news/montreal-tells-vigilante-pavers-to-stop-patching-city-potholes/ Story 2 - Massachusetts Woman Jailed for Unleashing Thousands of B...

We are joined by Special Guest Crunchie to play games again the duo of Augie and Stevie. Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Cocaine Runoff is Turning Salmon into Speed Freaks - https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(26)00315-5 Story 2 - Man Stole $34K of Lego by Replacing Them with Pasta - https://www.facebook.com/reel/4216632121919705 Story 3 - California Men Sentenced for Bear...