Beardless, D*ckless Me

Harley loses sleep over fast food corporate logos and reminisces about the time a thumb was found in the chili. Kevin reveals how l’il Wendy looooved to party, sings "We're not candy" and terrifies with the tale of the Tylenol scare. Harley fleas the market and flees from a shot. Also: When Animals Attack Austin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley “Michael Landon” a modern day Little House on the Prairie, decode the depression of delivery robots, marvel at Momily’s mystery tex and fret over the imposition of a gator getting Grandma in Florida. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.