Beardless, D*ckless Me

Kevin has a Point Nemo nightmare. Harley gives Kevin a calendar. Plus: Billy Begins! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley and Kevin start the new year with a deep dive about creepy internet videos and pageant work. Plus: Passion or Ration returns! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley celebrate BDM’s first Christmas and the end of the year. Plus: Peanuts on Ice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley makes music and Kevin makes a sitcom. Plus: Ring Cams of the Damned! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Hartley say goodbye to the best bunny that wasn't Bugs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing. Plus: Making the official BDM T-shirt! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley have a listening party! Plus: The return of passion or ration! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley goes to Disneyland for free in exchange for cleaning the bathroom, and Kevin comes clean about Tony. Plus: The Return of Passion or Ration! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley say goodbye to Momily's 21-year-old cat. Plus: singing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrate Halloween with a couple of hollow wieners as Kevin and Harley trick and treat you to terrifying tales! Plus: Oo, la la, Zajur! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin shows Harley a short film that makes her cry. Harley has to give steroids to the Moo Man. Plus: The first female detective in the Newark PD! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin tells the tale of Lucky’s short king suitor. And Harley discovers the Dad she never knew. Plus: Wucky gets waid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin tells Harley about the rat incident and sings the Laverne & Shirley theme song. Plus: Father Dave’s Funeral Hits! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin helps Harley cover up an accidental crime. Plus: A cat in a backpack! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley talk Smith family history and bring the dogs to the beach. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley cavort through the calendar and Passion or Ration all of the holidays. Plus: Harley’s selling her clothes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley passes on a leading role in Kevin’s new movie. A Dad and Daughter discuss Mental Health. And the debut of Passion or Ration. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin tells Harley about a dead Hollywood man who became a live Oklahoma boy. Matriarch Momily can still recite her prepositions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley try to write either a one hour drama for the Christian Broadcasting Network or a half hour sitcom for Netflix. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley’s taste test triggers a Disney deep-dive. Plus: Matriarch Momily’s Marijuana Midnight Madness! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and Harley are in hot pursuit of the Trivial 90’s. And John Proctor climbs out of his crucible. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley gets caught in a mosh and Kevin has a Dad-level existential crisis. Harley goes geeky for a Disney Vlogger while Kevin tries to come up with a name for the band. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harley gets a haircut and the internet has thoughts. Kevin becomes the King of the Elves while Harley won’t kill an undead Austin. Plus: a REAL review of Jen’s stew. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matriarch Momily gets her heart re-started. Kevin reveals talk show secrets. Harley is haunted by the Bermuda Triangle and agog over Satan’s secret origin.  Plus: The Infant of Prague  vs The Children of Fatima! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucky chases balls like Harley and Kevin chase relevancy. Harley is obsessed with the Disney vlogging community. Would You Work as a Face Character at the Magic Kingdom? And voicing Harley Quinn’s kitties for fun and profit!. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.