Battle of the Blorbos

Demi-Gods, Beyblades, Assasins, Magical girls and race horses are all just fodder for the mill of the Blorbo list. Leo Valdez from Heroes of Olympus represented by Banjo Hibiki Tachicana from Symphogear represented by Dan Bel Daizora from Beyblade Burst QuadDrive represented by Tensei Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume: Pretty Derby represented by Kass Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes represented by...

An episode where every one is green or pink. Thats about all the common ground these characters got. Frankie from Cassette Beasts represented by April The Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas represented by Nobody Lemuen from Arknights represented by Faust Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street represented by Z Mann Zilla Watoto from Mythbreakers represented by M BDS affected characters: Jareth...

Monsters can be killed by many different weapons as our monstrous monster hunters this week show us. Akira "Toq6go" Nijino from Ressha Sentai ToQger (Represented by Kass) Velverosa Ghalaztox from Mage and Demon Queen (Represented by Ash) Don Quixote from Limbus Company (Represented by Faust) Dean Winchester from Supernatural (Represented by Isoh) Jaylen Hotdogfingers from Blaseball (Represented by...

LobotomyMaid returns to host another episode. We add a little more Homestuck to the list. We explore Showa era toku, edgy cartoons and streamed Pokemon challenge runs. Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck (Represented by M) Invader Zim from Invader Zim (Represented by Goose) Pete Ness from SaltyDKDan's Friendlocke (Represented by Kass) Takeshi "Kamen Rider Ichigo" Hongo from Kamen Rider (Represented by Bo...

Going bi-weekly means hitting the 50 character milestone and thus peer review sooner. So here we are. Masaru Daimon & Augumon from Digimon Savers (represented by Tensei) Power from Chainsaw Man (represented by LobotomyMaid) Siffrin from Of Stars and Time (represented by Pixel) Doctor Victor Von Doom from Marvel (represented by Nobody) Homura Akemi from Puella Magi Madoka Magica (reprsented by...

LobotomyMaid continues her run as host bringing us one of the most morally dubious characters we've had on. Along with some new and recurring guests. Elsa from Frozen (Represented by M) Sunshine from Kinnikuman (Represented by Kass) Homura Akemi from Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Represented by April) Stella from Spiritfarer (Represented by Kat) Mullock the Gullock and Chauffer from Oddworld (Represe...

CW: This episode features discussion of one of the Blorbo's internalized queerphobia and use of slurs. LobotomyMaid fills in for M in a only slightly technical error ridden episode. Largely a bunch of losers, let's see if they can surprise us. Nine from Sonic Prime (Represented by Tensei) Kristoff Vernard from Marvel Comics (Represented by Nobody) Captain Valentine's Fancy Sweetheart from Skinhors...

Pixel takes us on another peer review journey to celebrate 5500 games beaten and ranked. Pyre represented by April We ♥ Katamari represented by Hedgey Plants vs Zombie represented by Ash Soul Calibur III represented by M 3D Dot Heroes represented by Pixel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an incredibly inadvisable move M has allowed Neb to fill our list with Things. Enough that this episode gets a little bit confusing. Did you know that Thing 2 is named Ben? I didn't. Why are there two things named Ben? Thing 1 and Thing 2 from A Cat in the Hat (Represented by Aurora) Thing T Thing from The Addams Family (Represented by Nobody) Ben "The Thing" Grimm from Marvel comics (Represent...

Not one but two assassins with ice powers, a magical girl and a girl with magic and a boy who just lives to suffer. We discuss the most validated people on the internet, editing wikipedia, the nature of graffitit, what it means to give gifts, and second hand smoke. Mirabelle from In Stars and Time (Represented by Pixel) Ichigo Momoiya from Tokyo MewMew (Represented by Gigi) Junpei Tenmyouji from Z...

A wide reaching episode as two bug themed fighting game women, a bat man (but not that one) and two very different non-human explorations of the human condition go through their challenges to find their placement. Juri Han from Street Fight (Represented by Kamen) DEATH from Discworld (Represented by Pixel) Heismay Noctule from Metaphor: ReFantazio (Represented by Vivian) Klonoa from Klonoa (Repres...

Noble criminals, mass murderers and a young hero all meet on Fortnite Island. What terror is unleashed upon the world? *Not actually sponsored by Epic Games Kinzie Kensington (Saints Row) represented by Goose Roberta (Black Lagoon) represented by Kamen Ichiban Kusaga (Yakuza: Like a Dragon) represented by Luma Link (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask) represented by Zadkiel Jason Voorhees (Friday the...

When the going gets tough the tough go get their guns. We've got five characters thrown in over their heads into violent circumstances and we're going to put them on our list. Clementine Kesh from Friends at the Table: Partizan (Represented by April) Gwendolyn "Gwenpool" Poole from Marvel Comics (Represented by Pixel) Coach from Left 4 Dead (Represented by Dan) The Postal Dude from Postal (Represe...

Just some announcements for season 3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Holidays, we take a break from pitting characters against one another to instead bring them together to uncover the secret truths that bind them together by playing a game of Jeff Stormer's Canon/Eyes, a game of crossover conspiracies and uncovering the secret history of the world. Nobody playing Cent Rice, expert on Teleportation Theory Dan playing Vector the Crocodile, expert on Alternate...

It's been another year of ranking characters and it's time once again to revaluate some of them and see just how wrong we were the first time. Loki from Marvel (Represented by Nobody) Ben Tennyson from Ben 10 (Represented by Tensei) Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII (represented by Pixel) Jennifer "Blonney" Woods from Reverse 1999 (Represented by M) BDS affected characters: Jareth the Goblin Kin...

Win a No Prize if you can guess what the intended theme was based on any three characters who were originally. We talk about Shakespeare, Andrew Hussie's RWBY and Rooster Teeth's Homestuck, Thumb bones, weird breakfast food names, the weirdest case of gay coding. Blade Belladonna from RWBY (Represented by Ash) Douglas Jones from The Forest Demands It's Due (Represented by Nobody) Catra from She-Ra...

Are two heads better than one? We don't know but some characters are intrinsically linked to another that it just wouldn't be right to rank them separately. So we've got a whopping 10 characters being represented by 5 advocates. Diavalo & Doppio Vinegar from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Reprsented by Rocia) Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka & Makari from Warhammer 40K (Represented by Nobody) Philip &a...

I don't have anything clever to say about this episode. There's no rhyme or reason to any of these picks. I guess two of these characters have competed against one another at the Olympics? Is that anything? Waluigi from Mario Spin Off Games (Represented by Pixel) Silver the Hedgehog from Sonic the Hedgehog (Represented by Rocia) Power from Chainsaw Man (Represented by April) Travelling Artifact De...

There was a last minute Scheduling issue so M had to bring two characters to this episode. Terra Branford from Final Fantasy VI (Represented by Pixel) Ayda Aguefort from Dimension 20: Fantasy High (Represented by Nobody) Claire Higsby from Super Lesbian Animal RPG (Represented by Ash) Daenerys Targaryen from A Song of Ice and Fire (Represented by M) Mickey Smith from Doctor Who (Represented by M)...

We're joined by Motzie from the Hi Nay podcast and Ben and Peter from Mupperwatch to rank five characters. What will a spy do for his mission? Are robots whiter than Sherlock Holmes? Can Iron Bull lift a car? Could Sweeney Todd have become Batman if he wasn't poor? Iron Bull from Dragon Age represented by Motzie Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible represented by Ben Aigis from Persona represented b...

We talk about 100 clones of your mom, Miku's teeth, Not existing is bad for scheduling, Smash Bros for Dads, Air Dashing is anime, Successful bad pizza, Making friends with a black hole, and much more. Hatsune Miku from Project Diva (Represented by Rocia) Izusumi from Dungeon Meshi (Represented by Pixel) The Harbinger from Omensight (Represented by Tensei) Gentaro "Kamen Rider Fourze" Kisaragi fro...

We assembled some weirdos and obscurities for you this month. How much blood is too much blood for the club? How do pony hooves work? Skeletons don't have skin. Depressed trans allies. How did none of my guests watch Evangelion? Littlepip from Fallout Equestria (Represented by Ash) Nothing There from Lobotomy Corporation (Represented by Neb) Papyrus from Undertale (Represented by Pixel) Dysthymia...

We almost accidentally stumbled upon a theme this time but swerved away with two characters. Oh well. We also talk about How much of 8-Bit Theatre is stolen, the respective vision of rabbits and lions, being too gay to live, how aggressively Canadian Orphan Black is, more hyping up of Super Lesbian Animal RPG Alison Goletta from Super Lesbian Animal RPG (Represented by Ash) Red Mage Statacowski fr...

We're back for another season of ranking all of our favourite characters in increasingly arbitrary challenges. This month we ask; Would Odd try to kiss lesbians? Would the World Warrior Tournament permit the use of a giant battle axe? Can Aslan abandon you if you abandon him first? The difference between The Grail War and a Quest to find the Holy Grail. Elle Woods from Legally Blonde (Represented...