Bat Minute

Women want him for his wit. The C.I.A. wants him for his body. All Nick wants is his molecules back.

Oh, Velcro Girl...

From Shady Ladies and Muppet Babies to crimes and long times, this minute takes us through the rest of the credits and the action is all about to begin! This is a speedy movie and, oh yes, we're off now, Bat Mites! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band  Rat...

If there's one thing the Internet agrees on, it's that you should never change anything ever!

The Dark Knight fights to save Gotham City from its deadliest enemy... THE TRANSFER INTO ANIMATION! Bat Minute is back with a bang and a new era begins as we enter the world of the cartoon. Some things are different while some remain the same - no matter the medium you know that this is THE place for exciting Bat chat, Mites! Celebrate the return of the pod in style and join us on this journey int...

Her voice became his passion. Her love became his obsession. Her refusal became his rage... and this rage somehow gave birth to a Bat Minute episode.   The crew return once more to discuss the Joel Schumacher... uhh... classic(?), The Phantom of the Opera!   The waiting is over... let the fantasy begin! AND ALL TO CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY! Let's hope there are no massacres here... &nbsp...

Power is born from rage as the Bat Minute gang take a shot at The Rock himself - it's Black Adam time! We'll delve into all of the ins and outs of this epic - whether you love it, hate it, or fall somewhere in between. We ain't gonna stop until we hit Rock Bottom, folks! The ultimate hero is here... or is that villain? What is he anyway? You decide as he teaches children extreme hyper...

It's time to celebrate once more and this time the Bat gang have gone completely Clueless! Cher can't sing, Sean struggles to structure a show yet that dreidel's gotta spin for daddy, folks. Join our crew as they venture into the world of this polaroid of perfection and party in style... all of this is backed up by none other than Liz Whitaker and Sean German too! They wear their hearts on their s...

PATREON EXCLUSIVE SERIES, BUT FIRST EPISODE IS FREE! FOR EVERYBODY! GO, GO, GO!   ( Find further episodes on our Patreon page )   Tim Burton finally, FINALLY , sinks his teeth into the world of the Addams Family... kind of. Wednesday is here to bring doom and gloom to a school of... fellow creeps?!?!? The rest of the family are along for the ride, but only in moderation - the dark daught...

Fear will fall. Courage will rise. The mountain will decide... and Bat Minute will stand triumphant, mocking the might of nature itself!   Join our team on their journey up the most treacherous of paths on their quest to mine for further O'Donnell gold. Let Jon and Niall act as your your trusty Sherpas on this quest for fortune and glory. Today this podcast takes you TO THE LIMIT... the VERTI...

Jon decided to give you all a rather terrible reading of the wonderful story 'The Tell-Tale Heart' to keep the spooky season going strong. Enjoy... if you dare! And if you insist...

We couldn't let the spooky season pass without at least having a little bit of a natter about creepy legends, local scares and just generally anything a bit weird!   Join us for this completely unstructured bout of TERROR and MADNESS!   The next episode follows... soon. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!   Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !   The Bat...

It's the BATtle to end all BATtles as our caped crusader confronts creepy creatures from stars afar! Can The Dark Knight survive THIS dark night or will he be hunted to the very end?   Joining the investigation today are some first timers - the totally bodacious Scott Tofte and Chris O'Connor of TMNT Minute. GO BATMAN, GO BATMAN, GO BATMAN, GO! Or are they rooting for a less human combatant h...

What's in Mexico? MEXCIANS! Oh and vampires. Lots of vampires.   Come with us on the road trip of a lifetime as we take that death ride with the Gecko Bros all the way to the very end of all things. WELCOME TO PANDEMONIUM!   Joining as Special Guest Vampire Hunters are OUR dynamic duo - it's Natasha Kermani and Zoe Cooper! The next episode follows... soon. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Min...

An erotic thriller that's  not sleazy and cheap? It sounds crazy but that's just what you get in this forgotten gem from 1992. Ivy seduces, uses, manipulates... but is she all that bad, really? Maybe, maybe not! Just don't say that to Sylvie.   What Ivy wants, Ivy gets... even if you need to take a fall in the process!   Joining as Special Guest Investigator is our resident conversa...

The adventures of Hercules continue, Bat fans! Arnold runs amok yet always with love in his heart... but no dough in his pockets. Hear the exciting conclusion to this epic film and equally as epic podcast!   Joining our odyssey once more are our mythic dream team of Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam! The next episode follows... soon. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the&...

Hercules needs some excitement in life... Olympus just ain't cuttin' it! How to spice things up a little? Why, by heading to Earth, befriending a dweeby pretzel salesman and attempting to become both a discus coach AND wrestling superstar, of course!   Come and see the world's most perfect body!   Joining our odyssey today are none other than Dael Kingsmill and Omar Najam! The next episo...

OUR PATREON REVIEW NOW AVAILABLE FOR FREE Originally released on 07/03/22, just after the movie had hit cinemas. UNMASK THE TRUTH It's finally here - THE Batman is upon us! Hear Jon and Niall's first, initial, before-we've-had-a-proper-chance-to-digest-it, SPOILER-FILLED, takes on this momentous cinematic event. R-Batz has arrived and it's in fine style. Book 'em, Dano! The next episode follows......

I'm looking over the skyline of the city How loud quiet nights in the mist of crime How next door to happiness lives sorrow And signals of solution in the sky A city of justice, a city of love, a city of peace For everyone of us We all need it, can't live without it A Gotham City, oh yeah The next episode follows... soon. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Min...

Is it bright where you are Now the people changed? Does it make you happy, you're so strange? And in your darkest hour I hold secret's flame We can watch the world devoured in its pain The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band  Rat Bit Kit  and Ash Ler...

Scrolling, scrolling, our life scrolls on by. From Inferno to Goo Goo... from Moloko to Underworld... we're taking you on a text-based journey. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band  Rat Bit Kit  and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zombina...

We tick along with torrents of text once more as we delve into the mysteries of ADR, R. Kelly and real quality in visual effects! Back once again are Liverpool's finest - the master of the limerick who's bringing it to you RAW, it's Rikky Wiley! Backing him up is that original creepy creature, Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak! Nobody likes you when you're... Cold? The next episode follows on Monday. Same...

COOL... AS... ICE! Whassup fellas? We're rollin’ into a new town today. This place looks WHACK! There’s nothing to do! Hold it - Johnny spots a hottie driving a horse... time to show her a real hero and make that jaw drop with some FRESH moves! Backin' up our MCs is homeboy Kit Flemons - AKA Kit Kat. We axed Kit to cruise with the crew 'cause he's sharper than the point on the tip of a nail. The n...

Today we hold secret’s flame aloft for all to see as the credits continue unabated. You've got a plethora of Pumpkins, heroic hairstylists and one brilliant Batshop - all on the next exciting episode of Bat Minute! Back for one more crack at The Bat are a duo straight out of the Valley of the Demon - it's Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak! Let them show off their boss powers! PUNK ROCK VAMP...

Today, Zero, Bullet, Disarm, The End... we're Smashing some Pumpkins today, faithful listeners! It's Zwan-tastic! In our (haunted) house is the Skeletone Doc Horror himself, Ash Lerczak! Joining him is rapper, MC, comedy-doing-man and Ewok fan Rikky Wiley. Ash is bringing that original creepy creature chat and Rikky is serving up some dry white rhyme for your delight... ONCE AGAIN! They're finally...