Bat Minute

Our mystery man is revealed and he's armed with... a feather? It appears that Grissom DID sign his businesses away to these guys - but with his dead hands, covered in his own blood. IT WAS A HIT! A CON! Meanwhile, many a mime will congregate like a march of penguins and shots will be fired. NECKS WILL BE PIERCED! Back on the case to conclude this week's investigation is  Sean German  - t...

Vicki has clearly missed a scoop - what is going on at city hall?!? A wild mime appears. Then another. THEN ANOTHER. MIMES EVERYWHERE! The only thing creepier? The clothes on this damn kid in the crowd! While all of these shenanigans take place, Bob gets his secret snaps for something suspicious. Mobsters arrive on the scene to announce they are the new kings in town, but a dashing, clown-like fel...

A new week of Bat Minute '89 brings new questions: Is this location supposed to be an alleyway?!? Why does Vicki think it's perfectly okay to ruin something that seems to mean so much to Bruce? (Nice undercover hat though...) Are these gangsters IDIOTS? Why do these other reports find Knox even slightly funny? The Bat Minute Men will attempt to get to bottom of all of this, brooding Bruce  an...

STEAM, STEAM, STEAM! It's everywhere!  All over the city! INESCAPABLE! Meanwhile, Vicki goes full crazy and is in hot pursuit of her man. She could probably have done with choosing some rather less conspicuous attire though... Deep in the city, a shade-clad Bruce drops some flowers off at a mysterious, seemingly random, location. Or is it random? The only way to find out is to tune in for mor...

What better way to start your Wednesday than with a smouldering corpse? That's what Joker thinks, at least! While it steams away, Vicki and Knox do a little snooping on Mr Wayne. This starts with going through any and all files on the man and soon descends into literal stalking. I hope for Vicki's sake that she dons a decent disguise... To help our dynamic duo stalk their way through the minute at...

Your number one... a-guuuuuyyyys are back for another action packed week of Bat Minute '89! As Bob heads off on his quest, Joker totally loses the plot and starts talking to the dead. What a kook! The clown's plan? To grease those slimy gangsters once and for all! To investigate the doings a-transpirin' is the superhero team-up of the Bat Minute gang and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) - musician wit...

Antoine gets a little hot under the collar, so Jack sends the rest of the mob away to cool down and rethink their positions. Lawrence makes a dazzling debut! As Joker wipes away his deception, Bob is sent on a secret, spying, errand... All this and more rounds out another work of thrills, chills and kills. For one final time the minute by minute investigation will be aided by none other than ...

Jack is... back to normal? What could possibly be going on? He's large and in charge as he takes control of the mob in ELECTRIFYING fashion. Will this crook feel the heat, or can he withstand Jack's shocking temperament? Tune in to find out, Bat Minute Mites! Back with the crew is  Jack Harvey  - writer, artist, cartoonist, Lie Master General. Want to know more about that last aspect? Fi...

You'll never guess what happened to Jack today, listeners! Neither will Alicia. However, the week begins with trusty old Alfred ushering Bruce's fling out the side door. Not anybody's finest hour, it must be said. Before getting kicked into the street, Vicki learns that Bruce was also lying to her! This guy is getting worse all the time! Ol' Napes organises a business meeting that is considerably...

"Wait until they get a load of this minute!" - Joker Quite right, Jack! The clown we love to hate has hate on the mind himself! He's had enough of that darn Bat... Meanwhile, Bruce has had enough of Vicki and is trying to get her to scram. Is our man a sleazeball after all, or does he have other reasons for this cheeky behaviour? To aid in the investigation, Jon and Niall are joined by a very spec...

The Bat Minute crew hop into bed with Bruce, but he's having none of it and takes his slumber in a new direction - that of a bat itself! Meanwhile, Joker is planning to beautify the city - what a nice guy! Stopping him on his clean-up project? You guessed it - the ol' winged freak! The only way to know who will prevail is to tune in for another exciting edition of Bat Minute '89! I mean, you ...

The week starts with thrills galore as the mystery man advances on Grissom! The shadowy figure reveals himself... it's Jack alright, but not as we know him. Now he goes by a new moniker... WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS FAAAAAACE?!?!? Can Grissom cut a deal to get out of this one, or is his number up? Tune in to find out, bat fans! Our special guest on the show today is award-winning actress and writer Lex...

"It's me, sugar bumps!" Saucy Jack is back, baby! He's on the attack as Grissom retreats and retracts. Jack has... changed, however. Something is a little different about his appearance - much... paler... than usual. Still, he's feeling liberated and we have to applaud somebody finding themselves. Joining us for the final time this week is the incomparable YouTube star  Dael Kingsmill !&...

It's Wednesday so it's time for your Bat Minute fix , you junkies! Vicki is desperately trying to get her Bruce fix , despite being far too drunk. Don't you dare do anything you shouldn't, Mr Wayne! Grissom dons a rather dashing robe and fix es himself a drink before a mysterious visitor enters the picture... All of this and more (including bladder talk galore) will be YOURS for the low, low, pric...

It's the start of a new week so you know what that means... IT'S BAT MINUTE TIME, BABY! The crew are back for more shenanigans as they metaphorically slice and dice their way through a visit to a shady surgeon. Along the way they discover the fate of poor old Mr Napier... I don't trust this doctor to do a good job! Joining the Bat Boys is the wonderful YouTube mythology vlogger Dael Kingsmill ! Ma...

Alfred's bland food (also known as: English food) galore as we head into the end of yet another week here at the BatMinuteCave. Touching childhood memories aren't enough to stop the team-up of Jon, Niall and Kit going completely off the rails yet again! The house is not Bruce. Who is Bruce? What is Bruce? Who am I? Who are you? What is love? BRUCE THE BOOZEHOUND! CONFIRMED! Or is it? We are joined...

The further exciting adventures of Jon, Niall and Kit! This mid-week episode features non-stop action, suspense, drama, fun! Bruce and Vicki book it! Chillin' with the ol' man. ALFRED'S EYEBROWS! Horse-based mishaps. Mountains of hair - what a mane! FOREIGN SPIES! DRUGS! Insulting the Manbat. We cover all of this and a whole lot more! As mentioned, the dynamic duo are joined once again by the acco...

Bruce and Vicki have their date night... at Wayne Manor itself! You want talk about soup? You'd better do because, oh boy, there's soup, soup and MORE damn soup! It genuinely makes for one of our favourite episodes yet! Joining Jon and Niall is the punk rock accordion destroyer Kit Flemons , of the band Rat Bit Kit . Things may go off the rails somewhat. CHAOS! The next episode follows on Wednesda...

It's the big 3-0 as Bat Minute '89 heads into the dirty thirties. Speaking of dirty... a filthy hand claws up from beneath even filthier water! Who could it be? WHAT could it be? SUICIDE BY CHEMICAL BATH! The Bat has a flight pattern and Vicki dons her specs to deduce its intricacies. DATING WOES! DELICIOUS SOUP! If you can't get enough of the soup... wait until you get a load of next week, folks!...

Continuing the old-school feel today it's the Bat Boys and ONLY the Bat Boys on this episode. I think I'm going to drop this Bat Boys thing, jeez... Minute 29 sees a sliced and diced Napier clinging to the Bat for dear life, while he himself pulls a face like he's trying to open a jar of sauce. JACK TAKES A TUMBLE! JACK MAKES A SPLASH! Does he survive? Does he die? He certainly won't be turned ins...

The Bat Boys are taking it old school this week as they are working as the original dynamic duo. What excitement is in store? Jack and the Bat are keen to swap fashion tips, but things take a turn for the worse when Napier decides to reach for his BULLET gun rather than his GLUE gun. The Bat makes himself elusive... A Prince reference can't console us as our beloved Porkins takes one for the team...

COMEDY BULLETS EVERYWHERE! SURPRISE BAT FISTS! PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT GUNS, TALKING ABOUT GUNS! These are just some of the thrilling topics being discussed on this Friday's can't-miss episode of your favourite show: Bat Minute '89. See: DRAMATIC CAPE SWOOSHING! Witness: THE BAT DESCEND WITH GRACE! Marvel: AS THE DARK KNIGHT LIFTS JACK WITH EASE! Bob the Goon attempts to 'do' Gordon as Napie...

A VICIOUS MONSTER DESCENDS FROM THE RAFTERS! It is impervious to bullets! TO PAIN! It grapples its enemies and dangles them precariously over ledges! A MAN LOSES HIS HAT! And then... it is gone. Meanwhile, Jack Napier spills chemicals and walks Ripley's path as another exciting shootout begins! What a minute folks! Once again we are joined by the exceptionally knowledgeable Bat Computer himself,&n...

Action galore as the cops and crooks engage in a violent shootout! Gordon finally looks cool! Levers will be pulled! Valves will be twirled! Can Jack outrun his pursuers? Can Gordon get his man? Will Xenomorphs get everyone in sight? The answers to these questions and more can be found on today's exciting edition of Bat Minute '89! We are joined by Bat super-fan  Dan Kampling   who will...

As Porkins prepares to penetrate enemy lines, Jack and his goons realise that something is amiss... IT'S A TRAP! Have they been ratted out? Set up? Jack knows the score but there's no time for this nonsense as a deadly shootout with the cops ensues! For the final time in this stint we are joined once again by Hong Kong-based punk rockin' Bat-Mite  GAZ FLINT of the band  ' Pumpkin Bomb '...