Bat Minute

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Our dear, sweet, Pengie has a wonderful session of show and tell for us as we get the opportunity to peruse his unimaginable umbrella collection! What larks! What does he want though? To be respected is all. Is that really too much to ask? Back to crack this case and deliver nothing short of a superkick party to all and sundry is Mr Too Sweet himself - it's musician, YouTuber and...

Max opens his eyes and is greeted by quite a sight - it's the Red Triangle Gang, baby! Poodle and all!  ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH! The Penguin appears to be an environmentalist - this guy is out to stop the carcinogens! He can't be bad then, right? Joining the crew for this investigation is musician, globe trotter, honorary Hong Konger, red panda enthusiast and Bat fanatic Gaz Flint!  Let...

It's official: THE CIRCUS GANG IS BACK! If Gordon says it, it  must be true. Max runs for his life but falls into some... complications. Stinky ones at that. WE ALSO GET A TRIP TO THE ZOO! AWW! Making his final appearance of the week is the King of the Batmaniacs - it's  Dan Kampling ! Is Dan the man to ban this gang's grand plan to the dustpan? Tune in to find out, Bat fans! The next ep...

CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! WHAT A MANOEUVRE! That crook is toast! Selina is saved by The Bat but he has no time for chit-chat as he promptly exits the scene - leaving Ms Kyle to toy with a taser. Is she more mischievous than she appears? Back as Special Guest Investigator is the Don of Bat Knowledge himself - it's  Dan Kampling ! Here to spread the word of the Caped Crusader like only he can, can D...

Batman burns the bad guys! FATALITY! He also takes out the Devil himself - what a hero! Not today, Satan! Sadly, Selina is seized by a shady scoundrel! AND BATMAN MISSES WITH HIS GRAPPLING HOOK! Some save, Bats. Joining the crew as Special Guest Investigator is our resident Bat Computer himself - it's  Dan Kampling ! Think you know Batman? Think again - Dan is a veritable Batcyclopedia!...

Max gets rammed! Happy Hallowmas! SWEEP THE LEG! It's all out chaos as The Red Triangle Gang are unleashed and the streets look set to run red with the blood of the innocent. Or is there a more cunning plan at play? Back with parry and reposte to defeat this villainous scum is this week's Batwoman: YouTuber, comic and swordswoman  Jessi Milestone ! This may be the end of her Bat Minute Return...

THE BAT IS BACK! The beacon is alight and Bruce must bounce! Meanwhile, Chip is seconds away from being chopped - unless he coughs up pops, that is. Back to slice and dice her way to the truth on this investigation is YouTuber, comic and swordswoman  Jessi Milestone ! Shining like a lightsaber, Jessi can dispatch even the mightiest of foes - Organ Grinders not withstanding. The next episode f...

The surprise is sprung! The trap is tripped! CARNY'S! What is it with this city and clowns, eh? The Red Triangle Gang terrorise Gotham's streets. Organs will be ground. Skeletons will indeed ride motorcycles. Hot dogs will be ruined. THIS IS MADNESS! Joining our dynamic duo as Special Guest Credits Investigator is the wonderful YouTuber, actor, stand-up comic and musician Jessi Milestone ! Jessi i...

Max ain't no Santa, just a schmo. Ha - he's playing you all, folks! He's distracting you with his  expensive bAUbles. Breaking up this scintillating speech is something of a Yuletide Trojan Horse. What magnificent mysteries are contained within? Back to crack this case is the cream of cult comedy,  Polly Preston ! The Church of Phil has 300 members worldwide with only three blood sa...

Santa Shreck is in the house to spread some Christmas cheer... and soak up that good PR. Sadly, Selina's mind slipped and she neglected to hand him his speech! He's gonna have to improv his way out of this one. Throw in Elvis, Mr Freeze and Sammy Davis Jr and this is one minute not to miss! Our Special Guest Investigator is comedy maestro and Cult Recruitment Apprentice  Polly Preston ! Polly...

Chip asks his father to speak to the masses as if he's Lenin or something. Selina is saved from her situation, though still feels somewhat like a silly ol' corndog. There's a mayoral contest in the air! We all know how well politics worked for the Star Wars prequels, so let's see how it fares here... Joining the Bat Minute boys on today's investigation is comedian/cultist Polly Preston ! Let Phil...

Minor sexism gives way to rather extreme sexism as Mr. Shreck laments the failure to have Selina properly "housebroken". If only she had some way of getting back at him... Along the way our intrepid investigators sleuth their way through clues involving Leatherface, coffee and ridiculously long, expositional, speeches! The Bat Boys know how to start your weekend with style and panache! Once more e...

As a stinky sewer pervert spies on our good butler, the sky-dwelling elites of Gotham are plotting and scheming - with added swelling. Selina Kyle awkwardly enters the scene, making a real meal out of tea prep. Who is this anxious young lady? Furiously helping our crew on the thunderous road to uncovering Max's puny grand plan are the Mad ones themselves - it's Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad M...

Our warm-hearted Ice Princess lights the tree to begin the festivities! Nothing can go wrong this time, right? As a mysterious onlooker surveys the city from down below, Alfred does a little shopping. For Bruce? For a lover? Perhaps simply ingredients for soup... Joining our crew as Special Guest Investigators are none other than Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! Mediocre? NO!...

The action returns! Our watery wain completes his journey in one piece and is rescued by some rather p-p-peculiar customers. We also re-enter contemporary Gotham City and get a good look at that Christmas tree! But who is that in the sewers? Rounding out his investigation duties is Matthew Soto of the Roughneck Minute  and ID4 Minute ! Matthew expects the best and he gives the best. Here...

We all float down here... on water! WITH STARS IN OUR EYES! THE CREDITS ROLL ON, BABY! Stan Winston is in the house (via our crew uttering his name, at least) and joining him are verbal nods to costume designers, production designers and the Elf-Man himself. You want more? What about a riveting chat about wicker? You got it! Returning to the investigation is Matthew Soto of the Roughneck Minute &n...

We're floatin' through the filth, we're Walken through the waste as today's episode is a credits bonanza! Our Bat Boys discuss Big Chris, Natalie Wood, Pat Hingle Returns and the madness of Andrew Bryniarski. Our dynamic duo make sure that the credits are Bat-tastic. Joining the investigation today is Matthew Soto of the Roughneck Minute  and ID4 Minute ! When it comes to solving the cas...

You thought the last movie was dark? You ain't seen nothin' yet, Bat Minute Mites! We start today's episode with our bad baby BEING THROWN INTO THE RIVER. As our monstrous Moses floats away, we finally begin everybody's favourite part of the show... THE CREDITS ARE HERE! How long before Jon and Niall lose their minds this time? Tune in to find out, Bat fans! The next episode follows on Monday. Sam...

Christmas time, mistletoe and wine... children killing all the felines. BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF! Minute 2 hits us hard and fast as a nefarious newborn appears to bump off a cat! There's something fishy about this youngster and Pee-Wee Herman is at breaking point. Drastic action is in order... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Fa...

Fear no longer, citizens! Your days may have been dreary and your nights dark, but the end is in sight. The hiatus is over. The boys are back in town! BAT MINUTE... RETURNS! There's no confusion at the start of this one - the action comes thick and fast as we are introduced to a very troubled family and a most unusual child... The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minu...

The Kid is back... and much, much, worse! That's right, folks - it's the sequel to Purple Rain! The sequel that nobody asked for. Join us as we completely lose our minds discussing every incredible twist and turn of this gob smacking tale. Relive the wonders of the Funky Weapon, Morris Day peeing into a plant pot and casual sexism! Never again forget the extraordinary (and religious) game of hangm...

Everyone come behold the Bat Minute parade! The boys are back and this time they're tackling an investigation Under a Cherry Moon. Give what you can, all you can stand, and all of your life will be made. This is a Bat Minute promise. Come and witness the hubris of His Purple Majesty as he attempts to plot and scheme his way to riches! Along the way we'll encounter weird familial chemistry, a gaggl...

PART 2 of 2 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to finish off the greatest story ever told. The Kid is back to turn things around, wow the crowd and save the day. Will he learn to treat women right? Will he learn to treat ANYBODY right? Yes, the Bat Boys are concluding Purple Rain! Back once again to assist in the investigation are the masters of 'The Bird' - it's the Sex Shooter's themselv...

PART 1 of 2 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to go crazy. One could even say "nuts". We are here to Take U Beautiful Ones on a purple ride through Erotic City and F.U.N.K. you up. We would Die For U, listeners. Yes, the Bat Boys watched Purple Rain! Joining them on this adventure, after they purified themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, are a couple of returning champions -...

The Bat boys are back in action! Only this time they've been transported back to feudal Japan! Thankfully, Special Guest Investigator, film maker and YouTuber Stephanie Palacino (aka Caffine Jedi) also got caught in the time warp and is on hand to help us solve the case, reassemble the Quake Engine and get back to our own time! How else will we ever move on to Batman Returns otherwise? Along the w...