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Let’s talk about Baby Reindeer and STALKERS…

Welcome to another BOOK CULT episode! Yes, yes… it’s been a while, but forgive Carol for being a slow reader… Anyways, this time around we’re going over Verity by Colleen Hoover and THERE ARE SPOILERS SO BEWARE!!

If you haven't watched the Netflix Documentary- Lover Stalker Killer please do so before listening to the episode as it contains the entire plot and spoilers. If you don't plan on watching it- well consider us your spark notes then. Let's get into it friends! Also a side note- SHOULD YOUR GRANDMA BE ON FACEBOOK?

***SPOILER ALERT*** We talk about the plot and ending of both books, so if you haven't read and plan to do so- skip this episode.

On this week's episode we discuss the newly discovered wonder of the world- a rat hole. Then, we move onto new topic of well being/self care- being delulu. Also MOB WIFE AESTHETIC IS IN, GET YO FUR COATS AND CIGARS OUT BESTIES! Speaking of fashion, are outfits on Dubai Bling truly delulu?

Hello 2024, you better be good to us orrrrrr not I guess. Some people *cough cough* Carol already took some hard falls and realized they’re delulu… On the bright side of things: Gypsy is out of jail and hopefully living her best life?! I guess we’ll see… Speaking of living her life- let’s circle back to the Cult of Marge and her book club: tonight we talk about Twisted Love!

Book cult: Marked by Him, the review. Cult cult: Love Has Won, or did it? Long story short- don’t drink colloidal silver unless recommended by a healthcare professional 👽

SPOILER ALERT! We discuss the events that took place in the new Netflix show: Escaping Twin Flames, so if you haven't watched it yet- GO WATCH FIRST! Unless you're not planning on it, then you can listen to our audio spark notes here. Speaking of cults, are you ready to discover a world of wisdom? Are you ready to be large and in charge? If so, join Marge's Book Club (aka The Cult of Marge).

Come out for a drink with us! JK, but you can get a gist of unhinged in public featuring yours truly- Marge. We're all getting screwed by Amazon and the girlies are getting drafted. Luckily, we're too old and mentally insane, but stay safe out there young mentally stable girls. WE WILL SALUTE YOU.

It’s no longer Octoberfest, it’s slightly sober October now… all thanks to the Russian roulette of drinking… Also, random swelling, embarrassment, incarceration after death, unintentionally cutting people off during business meetings, and “you go low I hit rock bottom” fights?

We came out of hibernation...

Carol and Marge get wild in Vegas with a recap of their trip. Along side talking about what grinds their gears. Drunk Carol seems to have a bone to pick with Gen Zs about kitchens. Is there a possible trip to turkey coming soon? Are you a victim of the millennial gray? So are we but we can thank our parents for that. Stay to the end for a quick little blooper. Maybe one day Marge will get the catc...

That's all folks. Enjoy.

Dear Netflix, you fucked up your Love is Blind reunion… Carol will never forgive you. Also Discovery Plus, if you promised us an episode of my 600 lb life- DELIVER!

We welcome you with shitty sound effects & complaining as always. But thennnnn… we share important advice on laundry, 5 minute crafts, life hacks and how to skip to recipes instead of reading a whole inspiring story. Then back to bitchin

The band broke up... JK we took a vacation and sick leave from talking... Anyways, per usual we bitch about what grinds our gears and we talk about ICKS because we like to complain I guess. Then we move onto MURDER because we're not very good at transitions from light stuff to creepy things...

How many brain cells do we have left late at night? CAAAAPPPPPYYYYBARA, CAPYBARA, CAPYBARA, CAPYBARA... Oddly, Marge seems to be an expert on these giant rodents... Also, some ASMR chewing, breathing, drinking, vaping & heheheing. Should we change the name of the pod to MC Hammer? or MC Copperfield? Followed by: Call me Bob the Builder- I'M INTO CONCRETE. Here's a fun drinking game: Take a shot ev...

Join Carol and Marge as they bitch about bad smells crazy travels and everything else that grinds their gears

Marge and Carol ramble on what grinds their bitchy gears, including shitty hotel snapchats, bad gifts and tacky shirts from ROSS. Also, the thoughts on YOU continued…

Let’s talk about Facebook status relationships, terrible drivers, parents getting scammed and YOU.