Baseless Claims

This week on the show we unfortunately have to discuss one of the worst people alive, Alex Jones. Is his new documentary good? Next, we talk about Tay's newfound clairvoyance and reality shifting. We also talk about fantasy sports! Not digital football, but real nerds who decided that Quidditch should be a real game played by real humans in our real world. Suggest topics or segments for the show b...

This week on the podcast we vent our anger about the lie that is TikTok "life hack" creators, we talk about how crazy google review local guides are, we take some listener topics like "what are your pet peeves?" and "Jump out of plane or eat a bug?", and what foods should be served bone-in! Suggest topics for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord Server! -Socials- Shapeless Media: T...

This week we look back on some of the best stories, bits, and goofs from the first 50 episodes of Baseless Claims! Did we miss any of your favorite moments? Let us know in the comments here or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord.gg/78uGZZ...

This week on the podcasts it's time for the dog days of summer which means there is only one way to cool off right: a steaming hot cup of chili. Next, the gang crafts what summer 2022 is all about. The summer fashion, the trends, the music, and the vibes. Let us know your stress-free summer must haves here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedi...

This week on the podcast we discuss Tory, once agin, being horny on the corporate twitter account for the innocent act of trying to get Riley Reid as a guest on the show. After some dinosaur talk, we discuss why Hollywood refuses to put mommy milkers on Henry Cavill. Do it, cowards! Summer Games Fest and other video game events recently happened, so we talk about all the hot news like the edgy new...

Welcome back to another episode of Baseless Claims, this week on the podcast we discuss the bad peanut butter that made Tay poop and upchuck in a jiffy, causing us to miss last week. Thanks for that! Next, it's time to craft the most perfect mad libs of all time. We fill in the blanks on custom made, hilarious mad libs all about Tyler, Tory, and Tay. These stories will make you laugh, bring you to...

It's time to dive into something the world needs to know about... that is how bad Truth Social is. Yes, this week Tory went undercover on Donald Trump's terrible social media website to find out what is possible if twitter was a worse designed app and only allowed the worst types of people on. Strap in, I bet the comments will be fun and cool! Next, we look at what makes the Shapeless Media crew q...

Today it's time to confess. Time to confess that you've been making memes about your good friend's Tapout shirt behind his back, and having them go viral. We also learn that Tyler may be a time traveller who has been subtly creating Tay and Tory into the people they are today for the purpose of podcast bullying them. Next, the gang helps Tory film children in a way that isn't creepy. Lastly, we di...

This week we investigate a mysterious letter Tory received claiming that non-christians are to blame for this pandemic... but then the letter got stolen by the mail-grabbing street gang, again! Next we look towards the sky to discuss the possible impending doom from outer space. How do we spend our final moments before the space rock hits? With Mother's day approaching we decided to go down memory...

This week we wanted to begin by talking smack about the overly enthusiastic Target cashier who needs to tone it down, because he has big Clippy energy. We ponder what happens to your rental deposit when your apartment building gets absolutely leveled by the Avengers. Next, it's time to give advice to Tory on how to spend his time while locked in his home due to Covid quarantine. Lastly, we hear th...

Tyler is back in the workforce this week, meaning he is gunning for his big promotion as a Subway sandwich artist. Unfortunately, a bad customer service complaint may throw this into jeopardy.... Next, it's time we hop into judging people, but its ok because they have a TON of bumper stickers. It's a lot of mixed messages. Finally, it's time we finally put this man on trial. Cap'n Horatio Magellan...

Welcome to our very good Sonic The Hedgehog 2 review episode, where we show our love for this fast blue man and all of his funny little pals. Next, we focus on Tyler's adult purchase of Lego Star Wars. We have to ask ourselves if it's OK or if he is too old for this children's game, regardless of quality. Lastly, it's time to move into listener submitted questions in speedrun mode, clearing out al...

Today on the show we can't make ANY jokes because Tyler had his wisdom teeth pulled and it hurts to laugh. So, this is a serious show... until the embarrassing dentist incident. Next we hop into Ad Nauseam™, and this time we are learning how to become the ultimate Alpha male via some YouTube seduction artists. It's very sad, kinda scary, and disgustingly funny. Lastly, we look for love in a new ed...

This week on the podcast we come in strong with monkey smack-talk because the new Netflix nature documentary about the Great Apes shows too many horrible buttholes. Next, we hop into a listener submitted edition of Liquor Store Reviews™ from the great state of Iowa. We take a detour here to let you know what dumb things make us angry and look like bad people so you can silently relate and maintain...

We are back from being very sick! Today on the show, much to Tory's dislike we talk about how to make Wild Cherry Pepsi less corporate and more extreme. We also each rant about the mundane things that grind our gears like elderly people at grocery stores. But the real meat is that Tyler's Uncle got locked up by the FBI for downloading free movies in the 2000's. I mean, who gets caught for that? La...

This week we welcome massive anime nerd HD2K to the podcast once again! Having a southerner on, we decide to play a little North vs. South phrases game to learn the differences between us, we show that these podcasters are allies to International Women's Day, we discuss the best anime world to live in, and we end with a sharp new Sword Watch™ about morning time ninja! Check Out HD2K: https://www.y...

This week on the show your ears are granted the gift of listening to Lord Tory spin you a tale about his newly acquired land in Scotland, and newly acquired stalker. Next we learn just how nasty Tyler gets when he can't shake the corndog cravings. Lastly, we play a heated round of the Wikipedia Quiz Show all about eating testicles across the globe! Submit topics and questions in the comments or ov...

This week on the show we decided that the Super Bowl commercials sucked, so join us in the writers room as we craft better ads for The Big Game. Other topics for the day include Tory's dream about being pranked by Donald Glover, and the most insanely gross childhood snack we have ever heard: The Mayonnaiser. Suggest topics below or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/Shapel...

Welcome to our special Valentine's Day episode of the podcast! Before we dive into the day of love, we take the time to discuss Game Show hosts like Steve Harvey and Howie Mandel being able to spank you live on television. Next, we look at how to celebrate V-day as an introvert or with your introverted partner with a new edition of Health Hacks. After that we talk about how to get yourself a date...

We are back this week to welcome you to the future of products as Tyler approaches Mark Cuban and Mark Zuckerberg with his Shark Tank style business pitches! If you have topics for future episodes of the podcast you can drop them in the comments or join our discord server! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly...

We are back on the mics this week for some hot topics sure to bust your gut wide open. Since Tyler was off galavanting in Arizona and Texas, he brings us a fun game from the long road trip in the southwest: Is it a strip club or is it a restaurant? And heads up, it's never the answer you think, or want. But the weirdness of the south doesn't stop there, Tyler also relates a tale of the chatty entr...

It's New Years and that means it's time for us to come up with our 2022 New Years resolutions for ourselves, and for the show. We discuss the possibility of pivoting to a true crime show, what we could do with a podcasting plane, and we teach Tay about the concept of death! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay...

Happy holiday's everyone! This episode can be seen as an hour long comedy escape from your family during Christmas. Topics of the day include: People stealing our seats during Spider-Man No Way Home, how to improve movie theaters, proper holiday etiquette, dealing with family members who have bad takes, and family traditions - how to fix or end them, and Tyler's clogged toilet from the Christmas p...

Today on the podcast we dive into the over-sexualization of Santa Claus through all those nasty Christmas songs, and what discover some uncomfortable truths about Old Saint Nick. Next we move into a sexy new Health Hacks segment fit for the holiday season about all the great gifts to get your family! Suggest topics for the show on our social channels or over on our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Med...

Today on the podcast we discuss the loose twos, how to tell someone their joy brings us anger, a listener suggested topic about what we would do with our own colosseum, YouTuber run voting machines for the United States elections, the Twitter generation becoming the President, and what the heck to ask for as a Christmas gift when everyone is asking! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/Shapeless...