Baseless Claims

This week, due to the ongoing situation in Ukraine, the episode is slightly delayed. But don't worry, we still talk about a UPS driver getting heroically drafted into battle, and Zelensky stealing Tyler's cool new tee shirt. We also cut you with a brand new Sword Watch™ where nothing at all was sketchy, and what televisions shows would be great for a hardcore video pairing! Suggest topics and ask...

This week we talk about the best possible Build-a-Bear workshop creation, twitter trends (that definitely were not trends for most people), Tory's brother finding his true self at hot yoga, and we combine our minds to create a whole suite of brand new sports that are guaranteed to be extremely dangerous and extremely fun to watch (suggested to us by listener of the show Proppin). Suggest more topi...

This week we talk about James Cameron's horny new take on Avatar 2, masculine and fatherly conversation while stuck on a plane, what happens when someone dies in a restaurant and you're on a first date (but Tory really hates it), we tackle a listener submitted topic about what subject we could teach a college class about, why to ditch your bike for a ripstick, and another listener submitted questi...

This week is very robe-based in our discussions. Robes are for more distinguished, earthly, and luxurious individuals. Peasants like you would never understand. We talk about why opening yourself up to people is always the wrong move. Based on a listener submitted question, we chat about what you do when you see fighting in public. Lastly, we talk about the one and only Taco Bell and how beloved t...

This week on Baseless Claims we discuss No-Fly-List hackers, the perfect heist, Capri Sun loving aliens, disasterous gender reveals, Tyler's Wahlburger's Related Nighttime Emission, and the creation story of the Blue Man Group. Suggest topics and ask questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwi...

We are back this week to bring you 82% of your recommended daily goofs. In this episode we talk about Tory's new neighbor and his choice alt-right yard signs, We play a loose and barely coherent round of the Wikipedia Quiz Show, and we craft our perfect all-inclusive Mexican resort! Suggest topics and ask questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media...

In the first podcast episode of the new year, we have to bring the heat for you all. Ya know, like talking about how thick a mattress would have to be to save you from jumping into the Grand Canyon. But that's not all! We also write the next great movie for the 2023 Oscars with a new installment of Spin Me A Tale™! Suggest Topics and ask us questions for the show here in the comments or over on ou...

This week on the show we talk all about how to improve the show, and ourselves in the new year. Ways to improve include: podcast on snowmobiles and jetskis, literally fist fighting our audience, spending more money, forcing people into terrible conversations, being a terrible vibe everywhere you go, getting assassinated by the Coca-Cola Corporation, and being better at High-fiving. Suggest topics...

In this episode we start off sharp with a vintage Sword Watch, sharing valiant tales of the blade from the 1800's! We pump up the masculinity by crafting our very own Monster Truck-sona to we can go toe-to-toe with Gravedigger. Lastly, we take a topic from our listener and discuss how our families handled the concept of Santa Claus. Suggest topics here in the comments or on our Discord, and we'll...

In this podcast we discuss how Tory's Corgi took a hot poo right on to his hand (and on his pure white DualSense controller), we invent haptic smell feedback for video games, and we have ourselves a rant session and dump all of our boomer opinions into this episode. Let us know your boomer opinions in the comments or on our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http:...

On this week's episode of Baseless Claims we talk about the etiquette of moving houses, the criminality of drinking milk as an adult, and we dive into a listener submitted question about fighting a wild cat VS. bees. Enjoy! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: https://discord...

This week we talk about the legality of having yourself a road-beer at the DMV, people who live their lives in the name of internet content, ways to make the oceans way cooler for the modern age, what if your hair had nerve endings, and we create the perfect live-action reboot of the movie Cars! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit...

This week we start the show with a listener submitted question: You can make any crime disappear, but you have to commit that crime once to make it happen. We also design our own ideal social media site that could crush the competitors. Suggest topics and questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! Shapeless Skyrim is Ending: https://bit.ly/SkyrimEnding -Socials- Shapeless...

This week we were asked by a listener to talk about bananas, so you can learn all about Tay's swim team banana nightmare and Tyler's daily banana love. We can safely say that we invented an entirely new sentence that no one else has ever said in this episode. Lastly, we figure out what seperates someone who likes anime and someone who becomes a weeaboo. Suggest topics and ask questions here in the...

This week on the podcast Tyler recants the tale of his eye doctor being being robbed while he blindly sat in the lobby, we dive back in the Craigslist Missed Connections, and we ponder a world where tongues get hairy like your legs! Suggest topics or questions over on our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitte...

Welcome back gang! This week on the podcast we dive deep into the future potential of the Fluffer Nutter sandwich, talk about the best thing to bring back in time to the middle ages, and what would be the most helpful tool to have replacing your limbs! Suggest topics in the comments or over on our discord server! More Baseless Claims: http://bit.ly/BaselessClaimsYT Guessing Our Old Quotes: https:/...

This week on the podcast we figure out the healthiest ways to stay alert and awake while at work, and we play the hottest new improv movie-pitching game show: Spin Me a Tale! Suggest topics or questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.l...

This week on the podcast we talk about the extreme power of the phrase "Uh-oh!", the implications of driving while dangerously sleepy, and we play a brand new game show: On The Fly. It's the first ever game show with no rules, no questions, and all fun! Lastly, we have to talk about the plumber in the room... what did we think of the Super Mario Bros movie trailer? Suggest topics and questions her...

Happy Outbreak day to all you TLOU heads out there, this week we talk about the new trailer for HBO's The Last of Us. Next, we brainstorm the best ways to make people NEVER want to stay at your house ever again. And lastly, we dive into some liquor store reviews as suggested by a listener of the show! Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord! More Baseless Claim...

This week on the world’s most famous comedy podcast we talk about the most disrespectful baseball player in history, and Mike Lindell getting his phone seized at a Hardee’s. You know what that means: it’s time to look at more Hardee’s reviews from that fateful location! Suggest topics here in the comments or over on our Discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bi...

This week we pour one out for our fallen Mum. Yes, the Queen of England has passed on which means one thing… the Throne is open for the taking. No one can stop Tyler from engaging in a hostile takeover of the motherland, and claiming Britain in the name of the United States of America. Who’s going to stop us? Finally, we take on a listener submitted question about our worst experiences with social...

Tay is gone this week so our two good boys have themselves a loose time with fun topics like: Properly dealing with medical emergencies while at live events, the upcoming sequel to the AMC advertisement starring Nicole Kidman, weirdest things we watched in early YouTube, and Tyler body-snatching Tory so he can consume all the world's Mountain Dew. Suggest topics here in the comments or over on our...

This week we talk about the many anxieties of public bathrooms and how we could make them better for everyone, and we discuss how Tyler's loser bicycle got stolen out of his garage! Suggest topics here in the comments or in our discord! -Socials- Shapeless Media: Twitter.com/ShapelessMedia Tory: http://bit.ly/ToryTwitter Tyler: http://bit.ly/TylerTwitterSG Tay: http://bit.ly/TayTwitter Discord: ht...

On this episode of Baseless Claims Podcast we discuss how Tyler went in for a haircut, and came out with that 6th grade "back-to-school" dew. Begs the question... how do you tell your hairdresser that they messed up bad? Next, we learn of the potential crime that was admitted to Tory by a man at a bar. What is the moral route when a drunk man seems excited to do crime to a longshoreman, and then t...

This week on the podcast we talk about stealing the coolest social security number, body snatchers, minting your identity the the block chain, and the Metaverse Chili's restaurant. Next we look into untamed internet territory: Facebook Marketplace re-sellers. Old cakes, tandem bikes, sweaters - doesn't matter. These freaks get wild. How many spanks do they deserve? You decide! Suggest podcast topi...