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Guys this is so epic and slay we got Chase Icon on the podcast...a woman who not only puts out incredible music, but has inspired joan's sense of humor. Chase talks her shitposting past, stan twitter antics, her musical influences, and her life as a pop icon.    Follow Chase: instagram: chaseicon twitter: chaseicon STREAM THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE https://open.spotify.com/album/2c9KFDsvmEKmKEFOT4R...

HOPE YOU ALL HAD A FANTASTIC THANKSGIVING . We were gone last week since we were busy celebrating the most epic holiday evar but now we're back with some NEWS. More news about Kanye West doing some thingies with Trump. And also news about the Grammys nominations which is absolute derp. Then we chit chat regarding the protests in China and such. and of course we watched the movie BONES AND ALL so S...

THE legendary Dake on our podcast. @DakeRapper NO WE ARE NOT KIDDING, THIS IS THE REAL DAKE on our FREAKING PODCAST. So that's epic. We do the news on Elon Musk, Taylor Swift, blah blah blah THNE WE PARTY WITH DAKE ALL NIGHT LONG! LISTEN AND LEARN TO THE LORE OF DAKE.   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow  Dake - DakeRapperOfficial

BREAKING NEWS Ash Ketchum finally wins the World Championships after getting owned for 25 years, Katy Perry is dubbed a "republican" online and Dr. Oz is defeated, Oli London spews transphobic rhetoric, Elon and Twitter Blue takes an L, and we review the epicest film of all time, "Brokeback Mountain." 

Harry Styles is a police officer in the new epic gay video My Policeman. Well, it is frankly a freaking awesome movie and We can see Harry Style's booty. Well, that's the news.  Also we do news on Aaron Carter (RIP), Kyrie Irving being a troll, RuPaul doing a capitalism, and Elon Musk ruining twitter like a freaking boss in a bottle of sauce.   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio -...

Well, we got rayne fisher-quann on the podcast. So that's extremely epic. Listen to us do news on Nancy Pelosi and Punk Pelosi (Paul Pelosi) and also Elon Musk and Twitter and the news. And then we dig into some very epic stuff with rayne. Yup, it's a crossover episode.    Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow  Rayne - rayneincorporated   also subscribe to Rayne's...

Well, it finally happened. Lana Del Rey was in a song called Midnights by Taylor Swift. So we do the news on that, and we also watched the Taylor Swift Movie. Also, Liz Truss was elected President in the United Kingdom, and also Lana Del Rey had some stuff stolen. ENJOY THE NEWS!   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow 

BTS, our favorite avant-garde experimental art pop project from South Korea has willfully enlisted in the army by choice because they want to. That's the big item in the news. We also chit-chat regarding additional Kanye West offensive crap including him agreeing to buy right wing Social Media platform Parler so he can post more cringe. He was probably trolled into buying it because he is a troll...

SO Kanye West said some stuff on twitter and instagram and such. TWAS BAD! We also do the news regarding a really really really article in the Guardian regarding a trans person having an awful ex-girlfriend, Joe Biden legalizing marijuana officially worldwide, NYU Students having a punk revolution against their organic chemistry professor, and then of course the greatest YouTube ever Dream reveali...

Sooooooooooooo Try Guys had a guy named Ned Fulmer who was a troll. And he CHEATED DESPITE HIS EXPRESSED VALUES! AND THEN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE DID THE SAME THING! But it's less surprising Marjorie Taylor Greene did it because she is Republican. Oh and we do a very epic review of the strange Marilyn Monroe Movie "Blonde", which also features unsavory polyamory.    Follow us on instagram: Sophie -...

So, we have a Based News exclusive scoop on John Mayer. Then we also do the news on the Mahsa Amini Iran protests, content creator Adam Levine, Vladimir Putin threatening to do a nuclear bomb, and the Beyond Burger COO doing a troll thing. EPIC!   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow     

YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got instagram LEGEND Paris Normal on our podcast. And we do the news on Jeff Bezos gettin DESTROYED because he's poor, Millie Bobby Brown's THINGY, Instagram being EPIC, and TRAPEZOIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSS TRAPEZOIDS (trapezoids)   follow Paris Normal: https://www.instagram.com/parisnormal_/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJgmUTbWVvOucCSYG3VDig   https://www.youtube....

Today we do the news on cutting-edge research regarding autism and art appreciation, Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde and Shia Buff and Florence Pugh doin a thingy, Life expectancy in the US falling pretty badly, Jackson Mississippi literally not having water, and then Dungeons and Dragons doing a racist lore. PRETTY EPIC EPISODE METHINKS.   sources: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10803-0...

Well it finally happened. Sadly we were the first news network to break the news that Queen Elizabeth II passed away but no one believe us because we are independent media and y'all are suckers for mainstream.   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow 

AMONGUS today we do the news on this week's news which is essentially She-Hulk Attorney At law being epic (created by Jessica Gao who also created Pickle Rick), Artificial Intelligence Art winning an Art Competition fair and square because AI art is epic and better than normal art, Timothée Chalamet changing the game by wearing a heckin thing, Joe Biden evoking controversy by doing the most speech...

Today we do the news on Harry Styles (PhD in Gay) sharing some very insightful factoids about queer intimacy in cinema. And then we talk about the allegations of misconduct against Win Butler of Arcade Fire brought forth by multiple women.   AFTER that very epic stuff Sophie and Caio do an EPIC Q&A answering questions submitted by you. ENJOY   sources referenced in this episode:  https://www.buzzf...

This week we do the news regarding us successfully banning Andrew Tate from Facebook and Instagram and also YouTube (thanks for your hard work who helped us destroy his empire of smexist trolls) and then we do the news on Bjork having a new album called Flower, and then we do the news on Rent Prices finally going up in New York City, and then we do the news on the first movie to ever feature a gay...

WELCOME TO THE NEWS. This week we do news on Donald Trump getting owned by the FBI, Pete Davidson having trauma from Kanye West or Kim Kardashian or somethin, Joan of Arc is officially non-binary in every single history textbook from now on and it makes JK Rowling JK Raging, Nancy Pelosi goes to Taiwan and really fudges everyone's day up, and Andrew Tate being a predator troll of some sort.   Foll...

Today we discuss the very epic news! Including Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian breaking up, Alex Jones on trial for being a very bad troll, and of course my favorite TV channel ever Nickelodeon!!!!! and the very serious allegations brought forward by iCarly actress Jennette McCurdy (Sam) in her new book. Oh, AND ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!!!!!!   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - pun...

In a very important and epic segment of the news, Sophie and Caio watched the first half of the epic Broadway musical Hamilton on Disney Plus and give their thoughts in this episode. But also they discuss Taylor Swift destroying the planet, the Chris Chan trial ramping up, and of course Instagram Reels being epic.   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow    

This week we do news on Little Miss meme (WE HAVE AN EPIC SCOOP!), Nope movie, Monkeypox, Lea Michele, Vince McMahon and a whole ton of other epic stuff. DON'T MISS IT!   Follow us on instagram!   Sophie - Joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow

Today we do the news on Shinzo Abe, Lana Del Rey, Metallica, The James Webb Telescope, Space, Elon Musk and his family, etc. ENJOY!   follow us on instagram Sophie - Joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow

we do the news on psychology, minions, barbie, trains, soccer mommy etc.    https://www.stylist.co.uk/health/mental-health/toxic-relationship-with-yourself-signs/678117

we do news on Kate bush, buzz lightyear, Elon musk's daughter, and other.