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Sophie and Caio dive into the breaking epic news: Trump has been storing classified documents in his bathroom (not kidding) so he's probably going to jail, the NYC smog incident, the tragic Ukraine dam disaster, the Colleen Ballinger groomer allegations, and apple's dive into the VR headset metaverse market...enjoy :3

Hey we did an epic episode thingy with Dorian Electra :^D  It's EPIC so go listen to the epic episode to expand your Mind and go listen to Dorian's epic new epic song Sodom and Gomorrah for an epic song.   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow    Follow us on twitter: Sophie - soophieeb Caio - punkrevnow   Follow us on Patreon to support our work and get access bon...

Good shmorning. We have the news of the week. First off, Taylor Swift is doing a thingy with Ice Spice which is bizarre given the Matty Healy thingy. Also we dive into the crazy debt ceiling crisis that is really nuts. And we give you the news on TARGET, the epic store that is getting trolled by bigots. then we talk about Ron Desantis getting OWNED on twitter, and of course we share our thoughts o...

Yeah so we got mackenzie (also known as @dumbmackenzie or @evilmackenzie depending on your platform of choice) to join us for some news. We chit chat regarding Florida being a troll, then the passing of The Smiths bassist Andy Rourke, the new or old Lana Del Rey song about Say Yes To Heaven, then we get into really epic stories about literally everything you could possibly imagine in the epic live...

soooooo.... apparently george santos is getting arrested, doja cat called her old albums "cash grabs," and CNN had trump on their network for a town hall...also we review Ari Aster's new film Beau is Afraid!   Follow us:   Instagram: Caio: @punkrevolutionnow Sophie: @joan.of.arca   Twitter: Caio: @punkrevnow

HELLO, how are you? Today we cover some pretty epic news methinks. We got TAYLOR SWIFT AND MATTY HEALY ARE IN LOVE BUT MATTY HEALY IS VERY VERY EDGY, and then we cover the Met Gala in depth like a boss. Then we have some epic drama between Freddie Gibbs and his ex-gf Fit Mami, and we cover of course the new King of Reddit Charles is crowned, then we talk more about Elon Musk's escalation of twitte...

WELCOME TO another epic Sode of Based news network. Today we destroy Tucker Carlson, then we destroy Steven Crowder, then we have our Meghan Trainor expert Paris Normal To come absolutely revolutionize the way we understand the Queen of Mother Meghan Trainor. Meghan Trainor forces the right wing media to stop all their mansplaining, and you listen to women's voices, especially Meghan Trainors. We...

@inherent_itgirl (Ulysse Carrière) joins us to discuss Biden's reelection campaign, the Alice Gas drama, ppl with 1million followers automatically getting blue checks...and of course their book Technically Man Dwells Upon this Earth. We learn about philosophy, Kant, why Avatar 2 and Wednesday are woke, and so on... it's truly a wild ride and you do not want to miss it... rate 5 stars and subscribe...

TODAY WE DISCUSS.... 1. Dylan Mulvaney and the Bud Light controversy  2. RuPaul's Drag Race FINALE (**spoilers 18:50-32:00**) 3. Discord user in Minecraft server leaks classified pentagon documents 4. Elon Musk putting "gov-funded media" label on NPR and other publications   5. Montana officially to ban TikTok...   Follow us Instagram:  Sophie: @joan.of.arca Caio: @punkrevolutionnow Twitter:  Soph...

this is so amazing guys we literally have mother (princess poppy from RPDR) as a guest on the podcast...today sophie (joan) and poppy fangirl over drag race, discuss some behind the scenes tea, and talk about the impact of RPDR on memes and internet culture... Follow us: Instagram:  sophie - @joan.of.arca caio - @punkrevolutionnow Twitter:  sophie - @soophieeb caio - @PunkRevNow   SHARE RATE SUBSC...

Trump actually got indicted, so let's celebrate shall we? It's like Christmas for based news network. WE PREDICTED TRUMP WOULD GET INDICTED THEN HE WAS. AND NOW HE's GETTING OWNED BY THE EPIC LEGAL SYSTEM. Donald Trump = The Grinch . Joe Biden = Santa. With that said, this epic. Also, NYTimes lost their blue check mark on twitter which means they are punk like us. And we chat about Jinkx Monsoon b...

Alright so Trump didn't get arrested last week which is absolutely an epic fail. Butt, we do talk about some epic things this episode. Like Romy Coppola Mars doing a thing on TikTok. And TikTok influencer Kathy Vu cleaning up a crime scene which is fricked up. Also we think TikTok is going to be banned based off the CEO's testimony at the Congress thingy. Then we chat about our first impressions o...

YO, BY The time you listen to this episode TRUMP MIGHT BE ARRESTED WHICH IS FREAKING EPICCCCCCCC   So we talk about that methinks. We also chat about the Oscars (Everything everywhere all at among us yas) Then we have a combined Lucy LaDuca / Ukraine War segment, and then we discuss the passing of the amazing beautiful Eden Knight who we will miss dearly.   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of...

YA....   Depths of Wikipedia (Annie) joins us among us to discuss the news. We discuss banks failing, republicans being an epic fail, and of course WIKIPEDIA BEING EPIC ALL FREAKING DAY.   Go follow @depthsofwikipedia everywhere NOW   and also,    Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow    Follow us on twitter: Sophie - soophieeb Caio - punkrevnow   

Today we discuss tiktok limiting minors to 60 mins a day and the Selena, Hailey, Justin, Kylie, etc. etc. drama featuring the wonderful and hilarious TANNERTAN36---the legendary TikTok star.    Follow us:    Tanner @tannertan36 on everything   Sophie Instagram: @joan.of.arca Twitter: @soophieeb   Caio Instagram: @punkrevolutionnnow Twitter: @PunkRevNow

Hola. In today's episode we chat about the Dilbert Comic guy being a bad guy and Elon Musk also being a bad guy by defending Dilbert Comic guy being a bad guy, then Fox News got OWNED by new court documents where they openly talk about how they know they're lying to U (win for CNN and Based News), Lana Del Rey's dad releasing a new song and album, and we review the movie Triangle of Sadness.    Di...

GREETINGS FROM THE REDDIT SUBREDDIT! Today we have news on some stuff including Chloe Bailey of the duo Chloe x Halle announcing an upcoming song with Chris Brown (????????), The East Palestine Ohio Train Derailment Saga, an extremely alarming CDC report on how freaking depressed teens and especially teen girls are nowadays, Ukraine/Russia war 1 year anniversary, and then of course Jeffree Starr. 

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Today we're doing the news on the tragic earthquake in Türkiye/Syria, HOGWARTS LEGACY BEING TRASH AND IF YOU PLAY IT YOU  ARE AN FAILURE AT LIFE,  Our government is literally shooting down freaking UFOs on a regular basis as a part of the Badussy War , Trump trolling Ron DeSantis which is kinda funny, and then we talk about the debut Rebecca Black album.   Follow us on instagram...

In this special edition of Based News Network, we focus the entire topic on one paradigm-shifting event called Chinese spy balloon.   Chinese Spy Kids is a movie about kids using balloons to spy on the US 

today in the news we discuss the fall of the rick and morty empire, louis c.k. proving that cancel culture isn't real, an update on ukraine, julia fox and the mascara drama, and finally--J.K. Rowling being a TERF again...   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow

Today we do the news about the only good Republican in existence George Santos because he is a Drag Queen. Then we do some news on Russia Ukraine War Updates, and news on RuPaul getting trolled by WeHo (which is also like the war in Ukraine if you think about it) but then we do some more updates on the pandemic thingy spreading in China then we do and update on the SHOW VELMA which we watched.   F...

We got some news on some really epic stuff methinks. Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham did a thingy mayhaps, Andrew Callaghan did an apology thing so we talk about that, then Joe Biden lost some documents but we forgive him because he's a based Democrat socialist guy, and then we talk about epic movies Tar and Puss In Boots Two.   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow...

hi everyone we are back with another episode, tackling topics from the disturbing Andrew Callaghan allegations, Brazil's very own January 6, Kevin McCarthy's L, while later we review The Menu and M3gan!!!!   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio - punkrevolutionnow   

Today we do the news on Greta Thunberg using her environmental intelligence to troll society into sending Andrew Tate to prison for life (good job Greta). Then, we do the news on Republicans being trolls (George Santos). Then, the most important news of all time: we watched Avatar and we also watched Glass Onion and give you the news about that.   Follow us on instagram: Sophie - joan.of.arca Caio...

Welcome to Wendys. In this episode we discuss the history of the World, including the Cup. Not really. We talk about ChatGPT, the AI system that can write fan fiction really well. And we also review Wednesday, which is essentially a Fan Fiction Show about Harry Potter and Riverdale. Also, we talk about RuPaul and his new international commercial investments (MTV stuff). And then we also talk about...