Barely Cool

Big boys and big topics. All the topics are in the title! Missed ya, missed ya! Now we HAVE to kiss ya! Love you, thank you, sorry you.

Ben & Judah & Freddie are back at it again with the white vans! And the spicy ramen! That's the episode! Naughty language in here for sure! We don't police our guests. We don't police anything! Sorry! Thanks! Go support Freddie Dredd! He is too famous to be on our podcast! www.instagram.com/freddiedredd twitter.com/FreddieDredd

Ever heard of miracle berries? They make sour stuff taste sweet! That's it! That's the episode! Featuring our wonderful guest Freddie Dredd! We love him! He's a sweet boy and his music makes my eyes bleed in a good way! Thanks for listening! Goodbye! This message will self-destruct in 3... 2... 1... SORRY! Go support Freddie Dredd! He is too famous to be on our podcast! www.instagram.com/freddiedr...

*RUDE TALK WARNING* Seriously. This is the most childish and borderline crude podcast we've done. If you are a minor do not listen. Ben and Judah go IN DEPTH on their DOWNSTAIRS. And then also at the end talk about Biblical names. Okay cool. Thanks. Bye. Sorry. Seriously, we're sorry for this one. 

Ben and Judah just hangout in this one. They definitely don't start watching the Twilight series. It's just a normal podcast episode. Butts? Probably. Farts? Sure! Thanks for listening! Sorry for the lies and deceit. 

*WARNING: POTTY SOUNDS AND POTTY HUMOUR* Ben and Judah record in a public bathroom in this one. Beware of poop sounds and poop talks. It's a doozy of an episode full of discomfort and an overwhelming awkward air. Sorry! Really, we're sorry for this one. Thanks for listening though.

You heard it here first. It's not even clickbait this time. We actually have COVID. Ben gave it to Judah. They shouldn't have kissed so much, but hey, hindsight is 20/20. And COVID STARTED in 2020. Huh. Really makes you think. Anyways, thanks. Don't get COVID. Sorry if you do.

Ben and Judah start a radio show. Not really. But tune into 103.6 THE FART broadcasting near you! Thanks! Bye! Sorry! Sorry Tracy Chapman!

WELCOME KIDS ONE AND ALL TO THAT FAMOUS TIME OF HOLLY JOLLY YEAR! It's CHRISTMAS with BEN ROUTLEY and JUDAH MIDDEL! They give gifts to each other. It's very holly and very jolly. Amen! Noel! Thanks! Sorry!

Hey Fit4Less and Popeyes Supplements! Sponsor us already! Ben and Judah talk about gym stories, incense, and giftwrapping. WOW! Cool! We're a big bag podcast! Bags>Wrapping. I love you! Bye! Thanks! Sorry! I love you!

Are you Team Jacob or Team Edward? We talk about Twilight. Again. Sorry. Thanks though.

We only talk about tea in this one. Tea and other gentlemen's things. We definitely DO NOT spend the first half talking about farts and poop. That would be absurd. We are very truly sorry. Thanks for listening anyhow.

Ben and Judah face off in the game of thinkers! For ladies and gentlemen! Theydies and gentlethems! CHESS! Please pay us chess.com! Thanks! Sorry! Checkmate! Idiot.

Ben and Judah chat about fitness. FITNESS podcast in your EARS! BOOM! They chat about Ben's sick gains, the Liver King, and getting SWOLE. Pretty cool! Thanks! Bye! Sorry.

Ben and Judah are back in action on Zoom! It's very fun! The lag and disconnect are PART OF IT. To ME!! We try and riff about everything and anything. Okay cool. Whatever. Thanks. Sorry. Thanks. Sorry.

Judah is hanging in the bathroom! Get it? Cause the title. He talks about taking the Lord's name in vain, Twitter news, and being drafted into the MCU. Thanks for listening! Sorry Ben isn't here. 

*WARNING: POTTY LANGUAGE* Ben and Judah share the scariest thing they know: disappointment! They chat about pee, the horrors of the world, and some silly accents and impressions! Wow! Grammar!  (They watch a movie. It's another watch-a-long. Come watch "The Hole In The Ground" with Ben and Judah.) BOO! AGH! SORRY! THANKS! BOO!

Sorry for the late one! Ben and Judah talk about some true crime SEPARATELY! (They're busy.) Come along! Stay awhile! Don't get lost in the weeds... sorry... but also thanks...

Ben and Judah keep it up with the spookiness for Barely Ghoul month! They're reading spooky stories again! What a laugh! What a riot! Don't get too scared! Thank BOO! Sorry.

We're kicking Barely Ghoul month off with a BANG! Movie watch-along! Ben and Judah watch The Woman in Black! Watch with them! Thanks! Boo! Sorry!

Hey look a new co-host for Ben! Steven Wrenches! It's everyone's favourite: Steven Wrenches! We love Steven Wrenches! We love you! Thanks Steven! Sorry, you!

*WARNING* *BEN AND JUDAH HAVE IMMATURE HUMOUR IN THIS ONE*  Ben tells Judah all about how he really do be eatin bagel bites. Also about school and when he's getting married. And Judah also is there and talks about things! Wow! Our appreciation to you. And also our condolences.

Ben is gone away to jail. Meanwhile, Judah regales him with a horrific tale about what he found in the bathroom. Come listen. I am so sorry. And you should be too, thank you.

Josh and Judah are recording an episode where they go through Reddit on the AITA subreddit. They're reading the plights of strangers and determining whether or not those people are jerks! We were MADE for this! Thank you! Sorry!

Ben and Judah say goodbye. Also Josh is there. Don't worry though, because Ben is just going to school! They talk non-alcoholic beers, Twilight and that's it. Thanks. Sorry! Bye Ben!