Barely Cool

Ben and Judah are reunited and it feels so good! Judah regales us and tells all about his cruise ship trip! Medical emergencies on airplanes, how to eat at a buffet, and even the correct way to eat a banana! If those topics don't benefit our podcast SEO, I don't know WHAT will. Love ya, thank ya, sorry ya.

Ben is alone in this one, and you get to hear him sing! He talks about oblivious people, sports championships, and the overwhelmingly low cost of certain cosmetic surgeries, and their relation to trucks. Enjoy! and as always, we are very deeply sorry. 

Ben and Judah are at peak laziness. This is their Christmas Extravaganza episode from a few Christmases past. They build gingerbread houses, interview people, tell poems and bedtime stories. Christmas in July has NEVER been more of a letdown. Thanks! Ho ho sorry. 

Ben and Judah go to the thrift store. Who doesn't love cheap thrifty spending! We all do! And then they do a DIY on how to beat the heat and do a croptop summer. That's right! Croptops aren't just for the girls! They're for the boys this year! Come along and crop your own shirts as well. Go thrifting. Stop fast fashion. Love ya! Thanksies. Sorries.

Ben and Judah go nutso in this one. A classic Zoom podcast to fit the time in, they make fun of each other, talk about their day, working at the hospital, and more. What is wrong with Judah? What is wrong with Ben? Who's to say? Sorry. Thanks. Yadda yadda yadda. 

*WARNING* This is a grossout episode if there ever was one. Ben and Judah briefly talk about cars but then they talk about wild stories from Ben's job at the hopsital. We also don't actually have issues with old people, we just like making each other laugh. Well, maybe Ben does. Thanks. We're really extremely sorry about this one.

Ben and Judah have a wild ride in Ben's new apartment! They talk all about the classic orange juice vs. apple juice debate. They talk about bad drivers and share their stories and tales. And they ALSO talk about the fun and whimsical little secrets that men love to keep. Why do men keep secrets? We may never know! Unless you listen. Love ya, sorry, thanks.

Ben and Judah are two old men in the park. Riffing away while being swarmed by ducks. They talk about pooping in public, the new Jurassic World Dominion movie, gifts, and old women driving on a walk path! Wow! Sorry old lady! Thanks old lady!

Ole Ben is back from the Europa. Italy to be specific! And his wonderful wife is with him! And Judah is there, and his wife! And you were there, and you, and you were there, and you! They catch up about the wedding and Ben's honeymoon! Swoon! Grazie! Spiacente!

Judah is sick again and Ben is post-wedding on his honeymoon. So Judah chats with HIS wonderful wife about being sick. Also dogs. They talk about dogs. Thus, the title of the podcast. Hah aha hah. Very funny. Sory. Thnaks. Typo on purpose there. 

Hello potential sponsors! Want to advertise on our podcast? You don't even need to give us money if your product is good enough! Just give us product and we'll advertise for you! Ben and Judah are in the car for this one, but it's a doozy! Could be you? Sincerely, thanks. PS. Sorry.

Ben and Judah are at a cottage for Benny's Bachelor Bash! They go on a canoe adventure and act like little kids. This is a perfect episode of the Barely Cool Podcast. There are also some honest late night ruminations from Judah before and after. Thank you for listening. From the bottom of my heart. Sorry for not having more. 

oh no oh no oh noooo. oh no oh nooooo. ben and judah are covered in doodoo feces.

Ben and Judah watch game 4 of the Leafs v Lightning series. And let me tell you it does NOT go well. Starting the episode, Tampa Bay has a 5-0 lead on our Toronto Maple Leafs. Devastating! Also they talk nonsense and Ontario politics later. Judah has to quell his hippie-dippie leftist views to appease the right wing egomaniac of Ben. Sorry. Thanks. Sorry again.

Judah is solo in this one. Ranting about Letterboxd and Sigma movies. What's better than Sigma movies? Gamma movies. My brain is broken. Sorry! Thanks! Bye!

Ben and Judah are just goofing. But Ben says some truly heinous stuff in this one. Meanwhile, Judah is a perfect, blameless angel-boy. Pretty typical stuff. Ben has a dark mind and an even darker heart. Sorry to say but it's true. Thanks for listening despite his wicked ways. And sorry to Judah. 

*VOMIT WARNING* Ben and Judah attempt to chug a bunch of sprite without burping or ralphing. That means TWO punishments with TWO stipulations. Who will win? I'm very sorry for the unedited vomit. But it's also very funny so thanks for listening. 

Ben and Judah send their Zoom link onto Twitter and invite strangers into their meeting with them. They also catch up on each others' lives in the meantime. Sorry! Thanks!

Ben and Judah are back together again. Just goofin. That's it. Thanks. Sorry...

Sorry this one was late! Ben really has to delve deep into the life of a student in this episode. There's ups and downs, twists and turns. Ben really goes on a Hero's Journey in this episode. Loves were gained and lost. Friendships broken. Trust tested. Come along for this entire episode. It's a really good one, also april fool's by the way. Slipped that in there real quick. Gotcha. Thanks for sti...

This is a Ben Routley storytime as he recounts his stomach bug to ole Judah Middel! Come alone for the journey as he recounts 7 ralphs over one night and also... The Incident... Stay tuned! Thanks! Sorry! Sorry really. We're really sorry. Thanks though. Don't poop on yourself!

Judah is alone in the bathroom and maybe gets a little nakey. His brain is broken. Sorry! Thanks for listening!

Is this a good title? I dunno. How about you listen to the whole dang episode ya loser. Sorry for calling you a loser. Thanks for listening though. I've given up on writing this description. Good episode though.

Ben and Judah are getting FIT as HECK. Going to the gym right at 6AM. Very sleepy but very determined. Mostly just workout sounds. Thanks for listening! Sorry! Sponsor us @fitforless please.

Ben and Judah chat. Don't get nooted. We eat cereal and just gaff. Trucker jokes? Sure. Ronnie D's? Sounds good! Sponsor us McDonald's. Thanks. Sorry. Love ya.