Barely Cool

Your hosts Ben and Judah find themselves in a grocery store recording a podcast. They try to do some EPIC pranks, they pretend to be on the phone, and they also actually go on the phone to call up some guests. And, most importantly, they talk loudly about having hemorrhoids in an attempt to garner reactions from strangers. Join us, won't you? We're indebted to you and equally filled with remorse.

In a direct reference (ripoff) of one of our favourite podcasts, "Podcast But Outside", we named our episode "Podcast But Inside". In it we talk about the podcast, "Podcast But Outside", tapeworms, vaping, and more! It's a really good episode I think. (Lots of silly antics.) We also talk about our Patreon! Really cool! Thanks for tuning in and also I personally apologize. 

It's a late night podcast as Ben and Judah explore a forest where an attempted murderer once hid from police capture! Wow! What a blast. They talk about crazy customers, a bunch of birds, and some haunted locations in Canada. Turn your flashlights on and hide under your blankets because this one might get a lil spooky! Thanks for tuning in, also sorry as well.

Ben and Judah talk about tea, police brutality in Paw Patrol, and absurd hypotheticals. We start the episode off watching the hilarious Tim Robinson do his thang on Netflix, and we end the episode strapped into some Dr. Ho Pain Therapy! It's our most edited and hectic podcast yet. Ben has a wee pee in it! We apologize so much and we also thank you equally so.

BOO! Scared ya there! Judah and Ben go to the movies to see Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark! In this first ever, two-part split podcast, the boys chat about funny gang names, living in Star Wars, sneaking snacks into the movie theatre, and their first sponsor! (Sort of.) Come along for the ride! We sure had a blast recording it in the movie parking lot! My condolences in advance, and thanks anyw...

The boys are back together after a long wait! They talk about some light topics like Jeffrey Epstein, gun laws and being friendlier! It's a great cast for everybody to enjoy. It has that Barely Cool flair! We love that you listened and we extend our apologies to all!

Wheres Judah?? Hes jetted off to lounge on a beach for a week and left the Barely Cool Podcast in the capable hands of the better barely cool boy Ben! However a podcast with just one guy is boring, so Ben invited on a special guest whose identity has been hidden up until this point...ITS BREANNA HAYHOE...So please give a warm barely cool welcome to our special guest and enjoy as we make cupcakes,...

No Ben in this one! Sorry to all you Ben-Heads out there! But we have something better! The brilliant and beautiful Maddy! That's right! Judah's girlfriend! They talk about holidays and cartoons and trivia and more! Enjoy! And sorry!

It's a real hot summer in 2019 and Ben and Judah have found themselves kicking back in the pool. They talk about the Cats movie trailer, Area 51, anti-semitism, and more! I bet you're having a hot summer like we are. (Depending on geographic location and time of year.) Well why don't you come on in the pool? The water's fine! Thanks for swimming and we're sorry if ya get all pruney! 

Ever heard of ASMR? We have! And we're trying it out! We munch some food, we do some role play, we tap some stuff! We do it all! Come relax with the Barely Cool Boys! We love that you're here and we ask for your gracious forgiveness.  Food ASMR ends @ 21:16 Roleplay ASMR ends @ 42:25 Tapping ASMR ends @ 47:42

The boys have found themselves in the mall. They talk about soccer, ancestry, weddings and sponsorships! We also have a brilliant new intro by Heyden Reay! Find him on things! And find his band "Excuse Me" as well! Very swell! Also, while I have you here, I would do insanely questionable things for free kombucha. Just a heads up. We're sorry this is a thing but thanks anyways!

The boys take a much needed breather. We sing some songs. We lie about having new music. And we chat as a couple of buds making each other laugh! Thank you oh so dearly. We also humbly ask for your forgiveness. 

Today we have a very barely cool guest named Aaron Sirota on the cast and he's brought some sweet heat treat for us to eat. We eat some peanut brittle made with Carolina Reaper peppers dipped in Ghost Chilis and interview our friend. You might know Aaron from such great things as him being Jew-"ish", falling off his bike without a helmet on or even that time he went to Israel! Truly a spicy hot ep...

Bachelor parties, Chris Brown and John Wick 3. The boys talk about it all! And they're outside for this one on a lovely Spring day! Wow Springtime sure does remind you of all the wonders of life. (And moms doing yoga and ruining podcasts.) Anyways, we love you and we're thankful and sorry for your listen.

It's pitch black and we're talking about things to do in the dark! Namely, movies and crimes. And also parties get mentioned as well. We're a couple of dopes wearing sunglasses in the dark. I thank you and I commend you. But with that, I am sorry for you!

*VOMIT WARNING* In this fantastic update on the Barely Cool Podcast, the boys have to split an entire party size pizza in under an hour. If one of them is unsuccessful in eating their half, there will be consequences. You won't BELIEVE what happens! *VOMIT WARNING* There are references to some vomit and one of the boys ralphs pretty hard. (It's edited out.) We humbly ask for your apologies and tha...

Welp it's happened. In this podcast we watch one of our favourite movies, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" and commentate while it's on. Can you hear it? Sort of! Is it worth it? We hope so! It's two and a half hours of nonsense. Spoilers if you haven't seen Harry Potter yet. But if you haven't you probably weren't going to anyways. Also, sorry and thanks as always!

Wow guys! Welcome to Ep. 4 of the podcast! We have a real doozy for ya here. We had to record it super last minute because someone (Ben) had crappy audio in our last recording. So THIS episode is a real hot mess for your ears. Gun control, James Charles and TikTok and more! Thanks for listening and also we couldn't be more sorry.

Ben eats like a freak and we talk about our hectic week! How's that for a rhyme Dr. Seuss, ya idiot! (Dr. Seuss cheated on his wife.) In this episode we talk about food, tattoos, and a bunch more random nonsense as per usual. Not in the car this time! We thank you ever so kindly and we apologize ever so sincerely. 

We have a very special guest in this one, our close personal friend Josh Dale! You may know him from such hits as being our friend, living here and then moving away, visiting every now and again AND MORE! Thanks for checking us out! And I'm truly deeply sorry. (24:45 is when we stop with the Avengers spoilers!)

In our very first episode we fight hard for sponsorships. We'll do anything! Thanks for listening and we're sorry!