Barely Cool

This whole COVID-19 thing has got the boys separated. But fear not! While they're self isolated they can keep recordings going. This is Judah's perspective of the quarantine with Ben on the phone. Come have a listen, but keep a safe distance! Thanks and sorry forever and ever, amen.

Josh and Harry Potter are back for a brand new episode. We thought we'd make it up to Josh for the last time he was on the cast. So we're watching The Half Blood Prince. Come alone and learn a spell or two. Thanks and sorry for real.

It's just Judah, or is it? Listen as we talk about KFC, fancy letters and Joe Biden. It's a short one but some people are short and they're loved just as much as tall folk. So why should this podcast be any different? We're truly apologetic and also very thankful!

The boys have a special guest! It's friend of the show Elaina Werenich! Go ahead. Just TRY and say it. They all suck back on some helium and talk about anime and horror movies and just movies in general. Whatever! Don't believe me? How about you listen to see if I'm lying or not? (I apologize for my outburst and appreciate you listening anyways.)

Ben and Judah are on a roadtrip to take Judah's parents to the airport! They chat about being tired, Ben's car accident and animals Ben doesn't like! You can also sort of hear Judah's parents in this one! So come along and we'll fly away together! Appreciate you and we apologize to you!

We did a DnD Podcast! The setting is a 1920's-esque city called Bruckstercershire. Our heroes? Ben as Bartemis Syre. Ethan as Sygrend. Aaron as Shirley Worcestershire. Jalen as Howard Stirling. Judah as the Story Teller. Come along for the ride! It's a long one! Hopefully the Mad King doesn't get you too! Thanks and sorry!

It's finally here! The fabled episode! The boys settle down and watch The Prince of Egypt! It's long awaited and cannot be accurately summarized. So come along, we're sorry and thanks a million. 

Ben and Judah are back- Wait! No it's just Judah today folks! He's talking about his new pants, the coronavirus and also sports. And lemme tell you he doesn't know a lot about sports! Thanks for listening along and we gravely apologize for the lack of Ben.

Judah tries to pull a fast one on Ben and get him to figure out which burger out of 4 is Beyond Meat. However! The trick is, there's also a vegan Lightlife burger thrown into the mix. They rant about that and then talk about Tiktok and hang out! The usual. Thank you, sorry, the whole shebang!

Ben and Judah go for a winter stroll around one of their favourite hometown attractions. They talk about playgrounds, CBD oil, and also a lil bit about weed. That is without ever having smoked it. And to cap it all off, they beg Vincero  to send them some watches in exchange for ad placements from now until the end of time. Seriously Vincero, we want you bad. Thank for listen. We sorry.

Ben and Judah head to the local rink to get some quality Canadian skating in. They chat about the quality of ice, coffee shops and Ben's love life. Thanks for tuning in! If you want to date Ben let us know! And we're very sorry. *MAY BE SOME SWEARS IN THE BACKGROUND*

It's a 2020 Barely Cool Podcast! We review our year, catch up and finish out the decade. Also Ben surprises Judah! We're ready for the new year, are you? We're super totes sorry. And super totes thankful!

Ho ho ho! Happy Holidays and all that jazz! Do you get the pun? "Merry" sorta sounds like "Barely", get it? Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. It's a Christmas episode! There's surprises inside, and a surprise for Ben from Judah. Tune in, we thank you for it. And also we offer our condolences.

We're just bros! We tell each other secrets and open up to each other but... not like... that! In this one Ben and Judah talk about the hilarity of nudity, grilled cheese sandwiches and playing hockey with geriatrics! We apologize and thank you at the same time!

Look we know you all want Winterish Wonderland Podcasts. But what's more Winterish than being sick? We're back and sick again! We talk about what makes us laugh, our insecurities and also GAMER CONTENT! Thanks we love you! And we're very sorry for you!

Russ is in the hotseat in this episode. But so are we! Because we goofed the recording something fierce. We also talk about the York pooper, enhancing your mindset and playing the drums. Come along and listen! Don't be too mad! Thank you sorry!

Ben and Judah are on the hunt for a children's book in this episode. They talk about Joel Osteen, childhood memories and lots and lots of books. Come along and crack open your favourite book. WAIT. Don't do that. Just listen to this podcast instead! Thank you for tuning in and our humblest of apologies!

That's right boomers. It's relevant! Hockey Night In Canada host Don Cherry was fired and Ben and Judah thought they would toss their opinions into the ring. They also talk about other cancelled celebrities as well as Disney+. As if we all needed their opinion. Which we really and truly don't. Bit of a waste of time if you ask me. So thanks I guess. But really, on behalf of me, I'm sorry.

The title is hauntingly fitting. What was going to be a birthday episode for Judah and a Harry Potter movie with friends quickly devolved into a horrible podcast episode. Josh Dale is here to hang with Ben and Judah and things get WEIRD. Thank you for listening. And seriously for real this time, we are actually sorry. 

HAPPY VIEWER DISCRETION HALLOWEEN! We have some very special guest boys with us! It's the band Excuse Me. with us today! The boys talk about eggs, horror movies and pumpkin carving! Don't get too spooked! It's just us!  Follow the boys @excuseme.theband Heyden @heydenreay Aleks @aleks_liskaukas12 Adam @paper_traveller Dylan @dtc_music

The boys have a special guest: Kieran Williams! They take him along to a haunted bar to commemorate Halloween! Is it haunted? Listen and find out! The boys talk about ghosts, Scientology, and definitely absolutely not being gay. Come along for the ride and hear a sneak peak of Kieran's unreleased EP! ( Check out Kieran's Instagram @kieran.williams.900 )

*COUGH COUGH* We have a couple of sick boys in this episode. Ben and Judah talk about Ben's ex, a hypothetical dream girl for Ben, and our future! Come along for the ride while Judah and Ben laugh and goof and gaff. *COUGH THANK YOU* *COUGH WE'RE SORRY*

It's a real MOIST podcast as the boys stay hydrated trying out different waters and reviewing them. They talk about toothbrushing, fitting in at high school, and "the ideal pee". You're in for a wet one. Come along and see which waters are best and which waters can kick it to the curb! We owe ya one and we also owe you a big fat apology. 

I just want you to know that it's 2:49AM as I upload this. So you're welcome! Because in this episode Ben and Judah talk about weed and cocaine, bad drivers, getting old, and more! It's a real long classic episode of two boys chatting! Thanks for stopping by and also we're sorry you stopped by.

"Hey do you wanna be on a podcast?" That's the question Ben and Judah so frequently asked in this episode as they tried to turn strangers into guests. We talk about favourite colours, university and more! It's a good laugh and a good time! Thanks for being on the podcast and thanks for listening! We also would like to formally say that we are sorry.