Banter at Brillig

In Which, Hilarious Tragedies are Discussed, a Gastronomic Bribe is Accepted, and the Failings of Printers are Bemoaned.

In Which, The Merits of Finger Liquids are discussed, Doctor School is Critiqued, and Much is Mumbled.

In Which, the Intrepid Banterers Release an Episode Late, The Palate Scorching Avarice of Corporations is Explored, and Ryan Gosling is Mildly Disrespected,

In Which, Airport Security is Augmented, Government Intervention is Analyzed, and the Raconteurial Abilities of Various Animals are Surmised.

In Which, Vacation Pranks are Recounted, Various Horse Based Events are Relived, and the Difficulty of Acting is Strongly Opined Upon.

In Which, Grandparents are Discussed, Stuffed Animals are Reminisced about, and our Literary Horizons are Widened. (P.S. Sorry about the delay I had a vacation and a few technical issues. If the the blame must be held let it fall squarely upon the one who deserves it most, Jesse. Sincerely yours, Daniel)

In Which we Learn that, Plastic Surgery is Probably a Bad Idea, Sunglasses Cause Blindness and, Hairy Pets are Overrated

In Which, the Feeding of Pets to Other Animals is Discussed, The Five Second Rule is Determined to be of Indeterminate Length, And Showers are Discussed at Interminable Length.

In Which, the Four Make a Dubiously Triumphant Return, Innocence is Proclaimed for that which was never Accused, and the Worst Possible Idea for Matching Tattoos is Happened Upon.

In Which, Winter Sports are Knowledgably Discussed, Safe Driving Practices Flouted, and Fact Checking is Deemed Uncouth.

In Which, Candy is Evaluated, a Host is Mocked, and Carpet is Put in its Proper Place.

In Which, the Various Drawbacks of Deep Sea Diving are Discussed, No Responsibility is Taken for What Happened at The Louvre, and the Four Place Themselves in Fictional Worlds Only to Find Themselves the Villains.

In Which, Dorothy makes a Triumphant Return, Toe Socks are Derided from a Place of Ignorance, and Concerningly Ready Answers are Proffered on the Subject of Homicide.

In Which, A Member is Lost to the Miracle of Childbirth, A Heist is Planned to Perfection, and Jackson Pollock is Put in His Proper Place. (We miss you Dot #alwaysinourhearts)

In which, Liquid Storage is Discussed, Gen Z is Decried, and a Riveting Display of Grip Strength Might Have Taken Place if You Could See it. (#dragbags4lyfe)

In Which, the Toughness of U.S. Regions are Impartially Judged, Segues are Perfected and, We Begin to Suspect that the Four Don't Like Outdoor Activities.

In Which the Various Attractions of Michigan are Presented, the Finer Points of Clothes Horsery Discussed, and Dairy Farming and Marriage are Found to be Perfectly Analogous.

In Which Those Who Dislike Water are Mocked, the Concept of Personality Tests Questioned, and Wedding Toasts are Reviled.

In Which Fast Food is Reviewed, Public Praise Excoriated, and the Term "Neuro-Spicy" is Given no Quarter.

In Which, Trends are Argued, Felonies Planned, and Emotional Instability is Met with General Disfavor

In which the four discuss Politics, Black Markets, and the Netherlands (A.K.A. Holland in our hearts).

In Which the Faults of Man are Catalogued, Solutions Proposed, and Collections Discussed.

In which the four discuss their childhood, family traditions, and trips.

In which the four introduce themselves.