Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty talk about a robber caught after sitting down to finish a book, start up alarmed when AI starts RickRolling clients, teacher fired after phone reveals how much Candy Crush was played during class! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kathy Griffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a jokes phone on a quiet street in DC, Macklemore brought a fan on stage during show and she totally forgot the police were looking for her and an imaginary town becomes real then not then real again! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Kurt and Scotty talk about over 40 dads who got pranked and show up to graduation wearing the same shirt, submarine crossing Germany by road, scientists made list of lost birds and they want us to find them and man buys billboard to find a girlfriend! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Dana Marlowe joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about self driving cars honking at each other all night long, a woman who took 27 years to finish a cross stitch kit, player of claw game surprised to find live groundhog in prizes and an ancient sarcophagus used as table at beach bar for years!  Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk...

Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Wienermobile has crashed, an ambulance collides with moose while responding to other moose related crash, how the FBI arrested 120 fugitives by offering them free football tickets and no charges for second grade teacher arrested after teaching drunk! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See...

Kurt and Scotty read some confessions and give listener advice about getting into the arts, funny things to say as a train operator, what to visit in NY before leaving and choosing a new birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how a small Georgia town goes viral from video of man drinking margarita out of a butt, $1m worth of cocaine washes up on Florida beach due to Hurricane, police urge people to stop taking selfies with depressed black bear, a woman arrested for a DUI after police 160 beer cans in her car and a woman with red and blue lights on her car not sure why other drivers are pullin...

Kenice Mobley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a study reveals people’s faces evolve to match their names, a man coughed and sneezed at breakfast and then his colon fell out, German zoo frees tiny lynx that kept trying to escape and a man graduates 41 years after being denied ceremony because of a parrot problem! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at th...

Einat Admony joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how CBP officers seize drugs from same person at the same airport one week later, nearly half airplane noise complaints in Australia came from one person, the LA park that let children ride alligators and one restaurant that is operating under 70 different names! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  ht...

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about reducing stress after work, play some Would You Rathers and listen to some confessions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a museum hangs a Picasso painting in the toilet, a New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport, British spies used semen as invisible ink during WWI, missing pet donkey found living with wild elk and Portland Pickles are the first sports team to sell weed products!  Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  h...

Tess Barker joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a French woman who learned to fly a helicopter then broke her husband out of prison, Canadian walking her dog finds 40 rotisserie chickens in woods and how the 1904 marathon became the weirdest sports event!  Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Kurt and Scotty talk about Parisians threatening to poop in the Seine to protest sewage in river, missing hiker found alive after spending 10 days in Santa Cruz mountains, how a fish became prison currency, and how an Only Fans model saved a customer's life! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Clare O’Kane joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an AI photo contest winner disqualified because the photo was real, a woman fell into quicksand at a beach, a diner bans customers under 30 and the big nude boat! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Chicago news aired anatomically correct Cubs mascot image, couples who have cheap weddings have happier marriages, dozens gather watch to sharpening of giant number 2 pencil and a real estate agent accidentally burns down 2 million dollar property right before the open house! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  http...

Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer listener advice about coming up with a lie about America and how to respond to being recognized in public! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Avital Ash is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NYC couple finding a safe with $100k inside while magnet fishing, remote Amazon tribe hooked on porn thanks to Starlink, cockroach causes woman to crash car and four charged after solid gold toilet is stolen from Winston Churchill’s birthplace! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this l...

Sona Movsesian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about what is going on with Charlotte the sting ray, drones dropping sex toys on traffic lights in an Oklahoma town and Australians have accidentally been eating a fish unknown to science! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about AI telling pregnant women to eat rocks and drink alcohol, a woman who thought the rapture was about to happen and left huge tip then tried to get it back, the porn chancellor speaks and a service duck kicked out of Buc-ee's for life! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link:  https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener...

Kurt and Scotty talk about an Only Fans model who flashed the Dublin to NYC portal and got it shut down, a postal worker drives 100 mph racing a Mustang, a dog too friendly for police steals hearts during Taiwan earthquake rescue, free wine hidden in small print claimed after three months, and a man gets painting of boat on fence after being told to hide the boat! Support this podcast by shopping...

Megan Gailey returns to Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who caused car crashes all around Boston and tried to drive into Fenway, a woman contemplated divorce after finding out her husband was her cousin, Hertz charges Tesla renter for gas and won’t back down, and a tourist mauled by a brown bear after rolling down window to take selfie with it! Support this podcast by shop...

Kurt and Scotty play more Would You Rather and give advice about having time off of work and a sign off name for emails and letters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale for $1.5 million, man buys Cartier earrings for $14 after glitch, someone keeps pooping on headstones at Dearborn cemetery, a woman found living in a Family Fair sign and French bakers claim world’s longest baguette! Support this podcast by shopping...

Rachel Feinstein joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mom who accidentally invited over 400 guests to her daughter's birthday party, a woman who got catfished by a restaurant and a cheeseball man who drew a massive New York City crowd! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Willett joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a grandma that held plank pose for 4.5 hours to break world record, unmarried brothers looking for an heir to inherit their cuckoo clocks, an ex-Cal Trans employee charged with building homes in train tunnels, a Georgia couple who says moving company stole all their sex dominos, and an Ohio man who says he lost 3.1 pounds eating only Skyline chili f...