BALLS

The show goes on with tonight's TEST BALL, TOO-- potentially an interseasonal sequel, but what's in a name? Formerly NEW BALL, this serving finds Q'Ellen appeasing the fellas-- go figure-- with testosterone test kits to send away via the post-- all in time, no less, to host the quarterly Noot Vistas Get-Together. Are you a West Side ride or die type? Or are you on some East Coast shit? Sit back an...

BALLS returns for its second season with Episode 2.1 -- FRESH BALL -- wherein our resident Tenacious Tim Anka and his new cohost Ally Boy are heating up the trail on the Michael Ball murder, looking like a potential Tag Team of the Century, when budding romances rear their ugly head. The Boyz talk to Wooty Stallone, developer of the i-Ball kiosk app, which sent the franchise's numbers skyrocketing...

BALLS -- SEASON TWO -- COMING SOON.  ALL PRAISE AND THANKS DUE TO ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD. 

This is B-2 BALL-- AKA BUS BALL, TOO-- abandoned as the second half of the audio cinema B2SB by executive order given its structural resemblance to official Season One episodes, it's a slice of Bonus Ball that delves deeper into bus theories, TRPD futility, and introduces in toto Noot Vistas' newest resident, PINO TORRIO.  With host TIM RAGER as Tim Anka, special guest hosts JON BEECROFT and...

As Carl's uncle always said, "You never chase a horse in the snow-- especially a Clydesdale!" Although we, like Carl, aren't totally sure what that means, don't let it stop you from spinning this experimental bonus episode, SPEED BALL, to celebrate our seasonal hiatus soon coming to an end. Twists, turns, REVELATIONS-- all this and more on fountain tap for Season Two... but there might be a couple...

Curious if Carl's telling the truth about this dressing down he's received over a haunted hay ride with the Noot Vistas Gang? Well, you'll get the whole scoop on ADLIBS with ALEX DELESKY NETWORK's newest, hottest podcast ALLY BOY JOKES AND SHIT in 2045-- for now, perhaps you won't mind going back in time to an abandoned episode from Season One? Just to celebrate Halloween, perhaps we can take a di...

REQUIEM BALL -- AKA "MISSING BALL" -- brings back the gang in the wake of the End to answer a few if not many questions-- does Carl flush the toilet? Does Detective Grille ever get a chance to eat? Will Kamm leave his room and, I don't fucking know, be in the show? Click PLAY and find out!  Featuring TIM RAGER, KELSEY VOLK, ALEX DELESKY, LIAM WOLFE, and DAN CAPRIO.  "Maybe it's season on...

Drama erupts on the BALLS finale, LAST BALL, PART TWO-- formerly LAST BALL (FOR NOW)-- when Tenacious Tim chooses ALLY BOY's latest hosting gig for his comeback mic; DEANNA PUNSH and MORTY PINCHIN give glimpses of a more private Michael Ball; SLOOP BEE returns to say fuck JOE GRILLE, in case you weren't sure where he stood.  One last time, y'all, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL!  Fea...

Hankering for some Anka? Well, here is a Bonus Ball!  Join Tim and the gang as they break down potentially rigged elections past; the life and times of innovate male porn stars like Chuck Bukkake; and Carlito's alleged career as a failed stage act, among udder dings. Sequel to STAND UP AND BALL, tonight's episode is one last supplemental oblation to Tha God Head before the first season cycle...

BALLS 1.12 -- LAST BALL, PART ONE -- AKA "BENDER BALL", formerly LAST BALL (FOR NOW), sees a return to normalcy, but not peace-- a tempest brews as Tim reclaims his pod equipment at Noot Vistas and discovers his rivalry with Ally Boy burns hotter than ever-- hotter than July, even, so it's no wonder Anka's so far adrift after his most recent bender, vowing to hit the stage like it's 2029, acknowle...

With our dear ANKA set adrift on a peerless bender, a bender without rival, you might say, his forever-hot mics have picked up on something brewing over at Noot Vistas-- an original play called THE CANDY STORE, for one, as the gang readies themselves for the Pentagon Revival Dump coming ashore sooner rather than later...  Introducing CLOPSY'S CORNER with KELSEY VOLK as CLOPSY BUCKETS.  T...

Did you hear, proud citizens of Ball Vale? Word came down from the Topps-- they're distending Balls to include an extra episode, making this week's installment, OT BALL, the official penultimate jawn of Season One, wherein our gracious, Tenacious T-Bone Anka turns out to be a DRIFTIN' ANKA when an excursion to play the ponies with the Noot Vistas gang goes slightly askew, just as the world at larg...

BALLS returns this week with the penultimate episode, 1.10 -- CYN BALL -- wherein the gracious, Tenacious Tim Anka visits CYNTHIA KAGNEY, hoping for a sloppy knob job and getting comeuppance in the form of the great ALLY BOY instead; SLOOP JON BIZZLE returns to tell Tim about his new book HE SHOULD FRY, TOO; Tim the Terrible reflects upon his ego and intentions while ignoring his inbox.  Feat...

STAND UP AND BALL -- a bonus episodes for anybody looking to swing back by before 11:00 to grab some second servings. Featuring virtually the whole gang and not influenced in the least by Angelo Gingerelli's new book.  Featuring special guests JAMES BALDWIN, LIZA MINNELLI, MAD LEE, STEVIE WONDER, and more!  Not for nothing, but bonus episodes don't need to come second-- why give it a Silve...

Formerly "DARK BALL", BALLS 1.9 -- BERT BALL introduces PASTOR BERT (Rob Adie), a Noot Vistas hopeful tied to the dark past of the residents there; DILLON PICCOLLINI (Liam Wolfe), manager at Balls on the Promenade in 2027, discusses his angst toward Detective Joe Grille in the wake of the shooting-- he'll get more in-depth in 1.10 -- DP BALL, which will also feature the return of SLOOP JON BEE, me...

BALLS 1.8 -- BANG BUS BALL -- AKA "TEST DREAM BALL" -- follow Tim as he talks to a retired porn goddess; hold Tim's hand as he recounts childhood trauma; hear King Ally Boy of ALLY BOY JOKES and SHIT break down how Hollywood murdered Stan Kubrick in cold blood-- COME HAVE A BALL!  Featuring DEANA KOBE as ILEANA "ICY TWAT" IRIZARRY; KELSEY RYAN VOLK as CYNTHIA KAGNEY; ALEX DELESKY as KING ALLY...

Where did Timmy go? Officially introducing ALLY BOY (Alex Delesky)-- he's got a few choice words for Tim Anka and the cold case Ball investigation, as well as some intriguing 411-- is there really two hours of leaked FBI footage of the Ball family divulging all the man's vices and secrets in 2025? Find out as the first season cycle continues every Sunday...  COME HAVE A BALL!  Special gu...

Formerly WELCOME TO NITE BALL, tonight's Mother's Day edition of BALLS is 1.6 -- BUS BALL/WELCOME TO BALL VALE-- wherein, proud and un-proud citizens, TIM ANKA the KID tracks down Ally Boy's writing partner JAY BEE ARTHUR; heeding the wise words of SLOOP JON BEE and the sagacious DETECTIVE REDONI, Type-A-TimBo finally follows the bus lead, chopping it up in Long Branch with the DIM DEN FUNK MOBB--...

Happy Cinco de Mayo from all of us here at BALLS! Please enjoy some chili Balls with guac on the side to celebrate with us-- pop a Corona for Carlito Callanini and follow Tim as he reexamines some key points that will weigh heavily on the much anticipated Season Cycle One finale LAST BALL (FOR NOW)-- featuring VIN BRUE, KELSEY VOLK, RICH DWECK, DAN CAPRIO, ANGELO GINGERELLI, with TIM RAGER as TIM...

BALLS 1.5 -- STEAL BALL AKA "CLAP BALL" and formerly "STOLE BALL"-- Tendentious TIM ANKA gets his big break gaining access to Michael Ball's father-in-law KAMM CLAPHAM; Q'ELLEN divulges some internal unrest at Noot Vistas; like a small bolt of bald lightning, DETECTIVE REDONI reaches out to make good on previously snubbing our gracious host, TIM ANKA THE KIDD.  Featuring KELSEY VOLK, JOE BORZ...

To spite Dave Hogg or not is with the wind, but Tim fires a gun for the first time; he chases his most compelling lead yet, visiting TOMMY JUNIOR (Sean Villa), who appears to be Michael Ball's illegitimate son-- unless of course Tim's new friend AMY TUBARRO (Heather Lowry) is sending him on a wild goose chase...... with gracious host TIM ANKA.  Recorded in part at SHARED UNIVERSE studio in Ea...

Do you prefer super-sized BALLS or mini sizes-- fun-sized, even-- haha! A reel of the gang just goofing around. Just Tim Anka and all his new friends! Check out the first three episodes streaming now and join us again this Sunday night at the usual time for BALLS 1.4 -- "JUNIOR BALL"-- thank you early fans for your support in our artistic pursuits here! 

BALLS 1.3 -- CAMP BALL -- AKA "TEST SHOT BALL"  Tim visits Michael Ball's closest known business partner DEAN CAMPANELLA; social justice vlogger D.D. MARONE reflects upon controversies past; Dame Wright lets Anka know just who in the fuck he is-- come have a BALL!  BALLS 1.3, featuring Kevin Interdonato, Ryan Barry and Vin Brue, with host TIM ANKA and guest starring MING CHEN.  Port...

Tim consults the phones following the TEST BALL premiere; he visits Nootropical Vistas and makes new friends; after a mic, Tim hits Balls on the Promenade, as many a disillusioned comic will inevitably do.  Featuring Waldo Maldo, Kelsey Volk, Diane Lee, Alex Delesky and Tim Rager as host Tim Anka.  Balls Season One continues next Sunday, 4/18! 

It's 2045 and failed standup comic TIM ANKA is prying open a decades-old cold case murder-- the mysterious death of restauranteur Michael Ball, who went down in a hail of gunfire behind his original BALLS location in July 2027. Tim tangles with retired detectives; Tim tussles with YouTube sleuths; he even digs up a deep-fried relic out in the woods of Monmouth County...  The party is at your...