BALLS

A sneak peak at the FALSE POSITIVE SUPERCUT, a companion piece to the FALSE POSITIVE TEST BALL. BALLS SEASON 3 COMING 6/6/2026!

BALLS SEASON THREE... COMING SOON... JUNE 6, 2026. PREVIEW featuring Tim Rager, Jake Megna, and Damian Rucci. FALSE POSITIVE TEST BALL... streaming in PIECES starting NOW... with special guests Nick Sanchez, Rob Adie, Matt Nascimento and Andy Manolo. SEE YOU ALL SOON, IF I MAKE IT. BALLS SEASON THREE COMING SOON.

Happy Fodder's Day! Here's THE 4K BALL, an alternative version of the Season 2 finale full of deleted scenes and the extended EDGAR/BERT interview.

A sneak peek at PENULTIMATE DELUXE BALL, which drops Easter Sunday, 4/20.

Initial cuts of the Noot Vistas X-Mas Eve scene, which appeared in part in Episode 2.8 -- SEASONAL BALL. Featuring Kels as Q. and Bob Yi as BUB.

Tonight is THE SERIES FINALE OF BALLS -- PENULTIMATE BALL. While the Balls Boyz wait for word on Uncle Halbie's estate, a frustrated Q'Ellen debates grand arson after finding out her cousin Edgar will be running the new, next-level NOOT VISTAS CENTRAL. One Last Time... featuring TIM RAGER and ALEX DELESKY, with KELSEY VOLK as Q'Ellen and ROBERT CABELL as "Bobby"... with speci...

One of the lesser talked about Super Bowl ads... A sneak peek at the ill-fated series finale of BALLS, master of which we lost in a fire. EDGIE-- featuring NICK SANCHEZ and ANDY MANOLO. BALLS: THE FINAL DROP, COMING SOON.

Season Two stretches out even further with tonight's 2.11 -- SPECIAL BALL-- wherein Tim, with the murder investigation perpetually withering, gets candid with the fellas at a Noot Vistas Halloween party about working on a new standup special. Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with special guest Mike Cava as DETECTIVE DICKIE ATWILL and a cameo by Kelsey Volk as Q'ELLEN. COME, COME, COME...

Ever wonder what BALLS sounds like pre-post-production? To celebrate the writers' strike (haha), here's a RAW BALL, totally unvarnished, wherein we revisit the Noot Vistas Get-Together from Episode 2.2... Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky with Kelsey Volk and special guests JON BEECROFT, VIN BRUE, JOE WEBER, ROB ADIE and HEATHER LOWRY. Hey, this Ball is uncooked! Haha. Shoutout Vino, Be...

Travel back in time to 2045 in tonight's 2.10 -- DRIVE-THRU BALL... Join Ally Boy on a jog thru his trials and tribulations working drive-thru duty at BALLS on ROUTE 37, TR-NJ. Brought to you by CHOCK FULL OF... CHESTNUTS. Featuring TIM RAGER and ALEX DELESKY, with KELSEY VOLK and special guests DAMIAN RUCCI, KELLSIE CARA JONES, ROBERT CABELL and MIKE CAVA. THE PARTY IS AT YOUR HOUSE, BUT THE...

Season Two of BALLS rolls along with tonight's Episode 2.9 -- MIC BALL. After scoring a lead potentially tying Michael Ball's murder to organized crime, the Boyz pull up on Rickshaw Rick's open mic, hoping to keep Uncle MO-- as in, momentum-- alive at Bucky's Den, a local spot for brews and sometimes laughs. Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Damian Rucci as R...

Tonight is the conclusion of BALLS 2.8,  the two-part SEASONAL BALL.  Join the REVELS  as a mini Anka  family dinner  pulls up  on Noot Vistas,  where a tempest  may or may not  be brewing... FEATURING THE VOICES OF TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and KELSEY VOLK with special guests KELLSIE CARA JONES as Deenie Anka and ROBERT CABELL as Bubby and a cameo by HEA...

Anka family tradition carries on in tonight's SEASONAL BALL, PART ONE-- while Tim uses Ally Boy to save face in front of his kid sister DEENIE at the AMERIGO ROUND DINER, a visit from Olly's grandson BUBBY sets Noot Vistas astir.  Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk.  Guest starring Kellsie Cara Jones as DEENIE ANKA and Robert Cabell as BUBBY, with Heather Low...

After a long hiatus, Season Two of Balls returns with 2.7 -- GYRO BALL, formerly MONO BALL, wherein the Boyz reflect upon an eventful night of standup comedy-- the GyroPractor Anniversary Show-- and the fallout thereafter, involving a suspicious stain on the backseat of Tim's '28 Subaru.  FEATURING Tim Rager as TIM ANKA and Alex Delesky as ALLY BOY of Ally Boy Jokes & Shit.  OFFICIAL...

And, now, ROAST BALL, TOO-- wherein we examine friendship,  the Mystery of Tim's Eaten Ass,  and Will Friedle's racism.  CONFUCIUS SAY... COME, COME, COME HAVE A BALL!  With a guest appearance by KRV as CLOPSY BUCKETS.   Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Heather Lowry and Kelsey Volk.  ALL THANX DUE TO ANCHOR THA GODHEAD.  BALLS 2.7 -- MONO BALL --...

ANOTHER MINI BALL...  The i-Ball. Business is good, obviously. May he rest in peace, obviously. If you could see the tears in Wooty's eyes...  FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and VIN BRUE as WOOTY STALLONE.  COME HAVE A MINI BALL.  MAC MILLER, WATCH OVER US ALL. 

A MINI-MID BALL -- MEDIUM RARE.  Bert doesn't care about us. Tim's Two Circles. Yelp Reviews. Art Exhibits.  Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Kelsey Volk and Rob Adie as BERT.  INTRO BY Q. over beat via pioneer and legend LL COOL J and ERIC SERMON.  BALLS IS NOT SPONSORED BY DJ AKADEMICS.  BALLS RESPECTS THE OG'S.  COME HAVE A MEDIUM BALL... 

A MINI BALL  Alpha Fie Beta or some shit. Kamm's not coming back. A picture display at Battaglia's-on-Nine. Featuring Joseph "Joey B." Borzotta as KAMM CLAPHAM and AL JOLSON.  

A MINI BALL... AGAIN.  Public bondage and ski trips. Holding hands with family. Peanut allergies and Benny Blatt. NOT BROUGHT TO YOU BY {hello fresh} Featuring TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and HEATHER LOWRY.  

A MINI BALL AGAIN...  Tim sucks. Tim's a Big Boy. Q'Ellen's obsessed with the last century. Ally Boy's got puffy nipples.  A SEQUEL?  Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Al Jolson and Kelsey Volk; with Heather Lowry as AMY and Rob Adie as BERT.  Mini Balls on the Side-- DIP OF THE DAY IS YOUR CHOICE.    

A MINI BALL  The Poop of Greenwich Village. Lew Holton. LIL MOORE PINO.  FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and ROB ADIE.  With special guest stars VIN BRUE and AL JOLSON.  

Shit hits the fan in tonight's ROAST BALL, PART ONE:  Trying to escape campus in time for QT with Amy, Tim runs into not-his-boss Truman Chipotle, who's holding bottles while roaming Harding Annex after hours. A heart-to-heart ensues, delaying Tim so long Amy pursues him in a murderous rage... to Nootropical Vistas, where a potential new friendship awaits.  Featuring the Voices of Tim Ra...

Season Two moves on with 2.5 -- STALE BALL-- wherein the BOYZ visit KAMM on death's door, potentially; they sit down for a semi-heated interview with GRAEME BLUNT, director of cult classic BALL OR NOTHING (2032), with whom Tenacious Tim apparently has a bone to pick.  COME... COME... COME HAVE A BALL!  Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Joe Borzotta as KAMM CLAPHAM...

BALLS season two returns tonight with LITTLE/MOORE BALL-- wherein dilemmas abound: Amy's canceled on Fuck Nite and Q'Ellen won't let Ally Boy smash; of course, this all sets the stage for Olly's new stage play LITTLE & MOORE, auditions for which he's holding in the Noot Vistas Day Room with BERT coming through to read for the role of the FAT SLOB.   As always, COME... COME... COME HAVE A...

Drama erupts at BALLS HQ in 2.3 -- CAMP BALL SLOOP-- when Detective Redoni turns up on The Sloop Jon Bee Show to discuss reopening the Ball murder case with his old colleague Detective Coles. Ally Boy questions Tim's methods of investigation with Ball's high school basketball teammates like Paulie Pistols; Tim, likewise, questions Ally's approach with interviews like Noreen Lavin, who shares a can...