Ballarat Bags Podcast

Gavin Warren and I discuss the exodus of people fleeing Syria. I needed a sounding board and Gavin at very short notice agreed to have this conversation about a very sad situation. We discuss other stuff too.

Maynard and I talk about a tonne of stuff, play sound effects and in between Maynard takes bathroom breaks. We up periscope and take questions from Postie Linley and others, and we now know you can lick stamps on both sides.

Paul of no surname sits in on the show this week. We discuss Ashley Madison, $cientology, drive-in movies, growing up in Carlton, praise for Livinia Nixon, anti-vaccination lunacy from Leunig, Access Ministries' death blow, the definition of marriage and other stuff that sidetracks us along the way. http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/aug/16/unimmunised-children-banned-kindergartens-victorian-...

A new old fashioned radio comedy with love from Australia. Nev From Nangwarry. Plus outtakes (18th August 2015) 01 Nora nicks off to Bali (Millicent is a town) 02 The plunger lunger 03 The love nest 04 Nev Danders Jnr 05 The lights on the hill are blindin' me 06 Sheila the dirty bomb 07 Guantanamerro 08 Jason is a fish 08a Contract negotiations (Outtake episode) 08b Merlin the protest wizard (Outt...

The songs of and by Mr Nev (Neville) Nangers. Nev from Nangwarry theme (Darby) Come to Nangwarry (Darby) Get out of bed with Nev (Darby) Nora waltz (That's how I met Nora) (Darby) Nev's Septic Suckin' Services (Darby) Don't call me bogan (Darby) Me name it is Neville (Darby) Ole Neville's a brand new man (Darby) Love song for Nora (Darby) Got ya by the Nangers (Xmas Song) (Darby) Nora Nora Nora (D...

These original songs stretch back over more than 25 years. The last tears I'll cry over you (Darby) Rain (Waiting for the summertime) (Johnstone, O'Carroll, Darby) Calvin the cat (Darby) Johnny Blowhard (Darby) Royal Park regatta (Darby) Long and lonesome love afair (Darby) Old mutha Hubbard (Darby) Searching forever (Darby,Tipping) Never gonna give you up (Darby) If I stole your love (Darby) Livi...

A few songs get sung.. Robophilia with a red hot CPU for you.. 6 more terrorist groups fighting on behalf of God.. Blasphemous Kiwis' risk imprisonment.. Same sex marriage verses the same Tony Abbott.. http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/army-god-6-modern-day-christian-terrorist-groups-you-never-hear-about?sc=fb http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-robots-the-norm-50-6190575#ICID =shareb...

Nev's Brand new song.... Nev is back, live in the studio with a brand new lease on life. This is for the die hard fans of the show. http://www.wittyfeed.com/6627/15-Things-Banned-By-The-Bible-But-We-Do-Them-Anyway?ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2 http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/professor-simon-chapman-delivers-withering-smack-down-to-wind-farm-opponents/story-fnjwvztl-1227469636271

We say hello to the Real Ben Begley, a fan of the podcast. He says hello back....We wrestle with the shortcomings of Skype and in mud, jelly and baked beans..... And infrequently discuss the Ben Begley in IMDB.... Meet the bus driver who rivals Alan Turing (if Alan Turing had ever been a bus driver). His Blog about having 80 jobs in 35 years is here below http://80jobs.blogspot.com.au/ All The Job...

I 'Help' DJ Maynard over his forlorn, unhappy, sad, miserable, sorrowful, dejected, despondent, disconsolate, wretched, abject, morose, regretful, broken-hearted, heartbroken, down, downcast, dispirited, downhearted, heavy-hearted, crestfallen, depressed, melancholy, blue, gloomy, glum, mournful, despairing, doleful, woebegone, woeful, tearful, long-faced, joyless, cheerless and out of sorts miser...

Bad words and things that go bump in a jail cell in the UAE. Let me take you by the hand and bleed you through the streets of Melbourne. Hawking's warez ripe for the Pickering. http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-14/jodi-magi-jailed-in-abu-dhabi-writing-bad-words-on-social-media/6616510 http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/07/15/egyptian-atheist-sentenced-to-prison-but-hiding-from-p...

DJ Maynard, Paul Bunce and The Birthday Boy, Arthur Comer.

Maynard pops in and discusses SCOTUS stuff about same sex equal marriage and shameless plugs for his podcasts.. School girls ensnared with sticky tape.. Q and A? Liberal party says, "No Way!".. More Anti-Vax damage.. Pat Robertson backdoor predictions.. More of all the stuff we put up with in our busy little lives.. ISIS throw more gay men off buildings... http://www.thelocal.es/20150627/six-year-...

The cost of free education goes through the roof. Q and A loses the way with Zaky Mallah (A surname with a similar sound to the Greek word for wanker). The great Australia BBQ and firewall. North Korea's panacea for all that ails ye. USB me til my cup runneth over...... https://s115a.com/ https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/28496934/pharmacist-bins-crap-homeopathic-products/ http://www.pinknews...

Snotty private school bastard's fashion accessories.. Pat Robertson saves us from Hitler's 3rd coming.. Ballarat principal imposes his principles. Mosul's 'great' new lifestyle... Creeping cancer hits and myth-ess.. Catholic 'celibate' men tell others how to get their marriage in order....... http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/3134292/ballarat-principal-urges-no-vote-in-gay-marriage-poll/?cs=61 ht...

CWA cheese and hemp scones. Journey to the placenta of the earth. Keyser Trad may lose the keys to the farm. Ted Cruz control, BYO umbrella. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-06/cwa-supports-medicinal-cannabis-legalisation/6447854 http://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/media/gb-court-costs-to-leave-keysar-trad-with-no-home/story-fna045gd-1227370449096 http://www.memrijttm.org/isis-executes-homo...

An old fossils' daughter, but oh what Dinosoaur. Won't you come home George Pell? We cry the whole night long. We still call Australia home, especially when trapped in Syria (won't someone think of the children?). http://www.theaustralian.com.au/in-depth/terror/islamic-state-no-compromise-over-khaled-sharroufs-wife/story-fnpdbcmu-1227370691416 http://catherinegiordano.hubpages.com/hub/Did-Jesus-Ex...

Mad Maxine Filly Road.. George Pell leaves a bad smell.. Network Maynard.. North Korea's a blast.. United Popular Peoples' Front Verses Trotsky verses Muhammad verses any Neo group.. Germaine Greer is still standing 'better' than she ever did..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Bezmenov https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fQoGMtE0EY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4 http://www.huffington...

Maynard and I talk about stuff. Then I talk about stuff later

Flags at half mast for the King of Ballarat and surrounding districts.. Underwhelming 'real' evidence of extraterrestrial alien sort of photo, kind of.. ish... The perils of Pauline... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOhyhxOKI4E http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/05/isis-posts-warning-we-have-71-trained-soldiers-in-15-states-names-5-targets/ http://sheikyermami.com/2015/03/women-have-no-need-for...

What can I say? Listen to the damn podcast and you'll know ...... What if God was one of us?... Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye. I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he c...

Giving Gibson a worse name, Mel hands the batten to Belle... Paging Dr ISIS, Paging Dr ISIS... Satanically possessed Op shop couture.. Don't lose your head over transplant hoax.. Kim Jong Un's love triangle.. I remember doing the accidental time warp... http://www.businessinsider.com.au/head-transplant-hoax-2015-4 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-25/wa-doctor-appears-in-latest-islamic-state-prop...

Mel Gibson visits Ballarat, no reports of damage to Jews or Russian women... Halal halal, who's ya lady friend and more importantly how much did she cost?.. Digging in Ballarat for childrens' bodies instead of gold... Piracy, it's a funny game of thrones... Christian scientists rarely at the pointy end.. Gordon Gekko, North Korean style... http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/police-digging-for-remai...

We will fine the children of the revolution, or Mr Bookman strikes a blow with jackboots (The 'Gentle Nudge' (Reg TM) of a sledgehammer from our 'friends' UNIQUE INTERNATIONAL RECOVERIES , assholes).. We're just like strangeness on a train.. Two ears is human, Paul Stanley humanitarian.. Heterosexual pizza, when the moon slaps your ass.. Wiccan yore way to the Western Prairie of Iowa... Compassion...

Maynard's right of reply about my Contra-dictions.. Scott Moerland appears on 4BC news talk radio... 50 shames of Beghe... Kimchi comes before a fall, or Naengmyeon can leave you cold.. It's the end of the world and we should know it by now.. The Salvation Army's dry argument... The Koran's red hot smokin' high price tag, brought to you by the religion of 'peace'... Disclamer* No chickens or anima...