Robert Darby

Ballarat Bags Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 287 episodes

The world according to The Rat. Comedy, Talk, Politics Sharper than a shithouse rat.. Ice your arse off in Winter and be a cooked c--t by Summer. https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/robertdarby902 https://www.buymeacoffee.com/robdarby Also available at https://archive.org/details/@the_darbys_aka_robert_and_roy_darby

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Robert Darby

Episodes

Otto Warmbier Gap Year 141 Dumbed Down Atheist Pyong-cast 17.03.2016 2:13:51

All heil Kim Jong Un The most merciful fat C*nt.... Warm milk sux.... Lawyers, Guns and Lead Poisoning.... Shao Fong Fong was my pin up girl.... Lola she was a showgirl with feathers in her hair and her dress cut down to there. http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/richard-obrien-tells-trans-people-cant-women/?fb_ref=c973b0acf7c043b49732ba9307335a84-Twitter#gs .ttk18Zw http://yournewswire.com/bbc-ipl...

1 Girl 1 Cup 140 Dumbed Down Atheist Cupcake 08.03.2016 2:14:08

Stephanie and Mike from the (soon to be) Super Judgy Wankers podcast join me for a very naughty session... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwdaxNvkcSA https://www.facebook.com/Super-Judgy-Wankers-1173990909292853/?fref=ts

Big Fatwa Cucumber 139 Dumbed Down Atheist Pollinator 03.03.2016 1:39:41

The postman always knocks you up twice.. Salman Rushdie's fatwa, the gift that keeps on giving.. The cucumber of death that's hard to swallow.. North Korea's student policy.. Green tea delivers the dead livers.. Kim Jong Un the man on the moon.. http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/feb/22/salman-rushdie-iranian-media-raise-more-money-for-fatwa? CMP=share_btn_tw http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...

Scientific Fellatio 138 Dumbed Down Atheist Mouthblast 26.02.2016 2:20:25

It's a 'Heads' up on 'scientific' fellatio. Seminal cocktail recipes. Feminists insert anal crucifixes. Invisible bank robber. Brunswick breaks out in Measles. Canada's homeopaths pour cold water on legislation. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-23/anti-vaccination-blamed-for-brunswick-measles-outbreak/7191462?WT.mc_id=Innovation_News-AM%7CAntiVaccinationCampaignersBlamedForMeaslesOutbreakInMelbo...

Fick Will Fix It 137 Dumbed Down Atheist Virself-cast 19.02.2016 2:03:42

Maynard's back. A listener writes in. Twitter going down the shitter. Tips on presenting a podcast.

Jessica Returns 136 Dumbed Down Atheist Porncast 11.02.2016 2:19:04

My Daughter Jessica Returns with bawdy and improper stories from the 'catering' business. NSFW.....

Mr Dragonbeard 135 Dumbed Down Atheist Apoc-ast 01.02.2016 3:10:36

Mr Dragonbeard 'n' me discuss wild rumours and apocryphal things that did or didn't happen. plus politics, drugs, SJW's MRA's Richard Dawkins, Rad fems. Mr Dragonbeard podcast link. http://apostasynow.net/

God Hates Australia 134 Dumbed Down Atheist Phelpscast 29.01.2016 2:22:48

Dicky Dawkins in doo doo. Did Dick? Dick Did. Fred Phelps phones in from hell. Germain Greer's hairy rear. Gender fluidity floods facebook frequently. Top 20 backdoor basics. Then we descend into madness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7hdI8JLCOU https://vimeo.com/51381869 https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/what-mentally-strong-people-dont-do/201601/9-ways-keep-your-power?utm_source=FacebookPo...

Ninky Nonky McNoo 133 Dumbed Down Atheist Podnonky 23.01.2016 2:04:59

Flinky flonky shomonky tonkle . Maynard lunch clog dancing horizontal. Apple flavoured dereliction of cosmotic schlemiel alapachatitties of two aperachicness http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/kitten-nearly-dies-from-vegan-diet/story-fngnvmj7-1226682108386 http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/what-good-are-words-against-men-who-slaughter-their-own-mothers/news-story/7c88849a508053fc98d...

Holiday Quickie 132 Dumbed Down Athiest 14.01.2016 1:27:55

I squeezed this in between other stuff to do on holidays Maynard makes a brief appearance between geriatric commitments. There is sex talk stuff and a song and reading and phlegm....... LUV YAZ ALL. XOXOXO... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3387880/Rise-female-sex-pest-Think-s-men-harass-colleagues-wandering-hands-crude-taunts-Not-more.html#ixzz3wcBeitor http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/...

Collapsed Lung Fun 131 Dumbed Down Atheist 07.01.2016 1:50:54

All the fun of my collapsed lung crammed into this podcast episode. Plus gratuitous amounts of Incredible sexism and total and utter political incorrectness. Randy cricketers with huge packages. Barry Humphries, so wrong and so right. North Korea combats being ignored by building a bomb. Chiropractors Cracking up our funny bones with anti-vax rib ticklers.

According To Peter 130 Dumbed Down Atheist Podcast 18.12.2015 2:28:28

My Learned friend Peter, with his 140 IQ, joins me for the podcast. Rock on Bi-atches........

Nev-A-Tivity 129 Dumbed Down Atheist Podcast 15.12.2015 41:16

A special guest crashes the studio with christmas cheer and very stinky boots............................

Maynard's Mocktails 128 Dumbed Down Atheist Podcast 01.12.2015 1:54:23

Maynard is back on the show this week.. The Women's Christian Temperance Taliban Movement visit my son's State school.. (Not happy Jan!!!) Top 10 Women's Temperance Mocktails.. Maynard's sizzling sex stories.. Maynard's ALDI homage.. Rob's ALDI penny saver tips.. PETA's swearin' tofu granny.. And Much Much More... http://maynard.com.au/ https://www.facebook.com/robert.darby.902 treborybrad@gmail.c...

Trigger Warnings 127 Dumbed Down Atheist Podcast 27.11.2015 2:20:20

Saudi Arabia loses its head over Twitter.... Tom Cruise Lady bumps his way to 2 IC... Pastafarians drive their message home... 17 'remedies' Australia pulls the plug on... Switzerland bans the burqa... treborybrad@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/robert.darby.902 https://twitter.com/robert_darby http://projects.wsj.com/buzzwords2014/#p =9%7C28%7C2%7C34%7C%7C1%7C0 https://au.answers.yahoo.com/que...

Silly Old Moo 126 Dumbed Down Atheist Podcast 19.11.2015 2:12:59

A tribute to Warren Mitchell, AKA, Alf Garnet... My appearance on Apostacy... Now at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEZQJCqHOU8 Offensive TV sitcoms, there are not enough of them... Ayaan Hursi Ali laments the price of modesty.. A touch more SJW bullshit... Stephen Hawking, AKA, Davros from Dr Who... Female circumcision coming to the suburbs Downunder.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEZQJCqHOU8...

Jerelyn-Luther-tantrum day 125 Dumbed Down Atheist 11.11.2015 2:11:14

SJW's queen of the hive Jerelyn Luther holds Yale by the tail. Men faltering at the alter of marriage. Iggy Pop spurned by royalties. Cultural F**king Marxism. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ https://reason.com/blog/2015/11/06/watch-students-tell-yale-to-fire-a-staff http://heavy.com/news/2015/11/jerelyn-luther-yale-shrieking-girl-hallowee...

Grumpy Old Bastard 124 Dumbed Down Atheist 06.11.2015 2:06:09

I am a grumpy old man. I bitch on about SJW's & Germaine Greer. Mayo Mayo! Vegans come and my chickens are gone. State Schools and the whole religion BS. Free Speech? My Arse. Cultural Marxism. http://www.atheistrepublic.com/news/georgia-public-school-shames-students-who-don-t-believe-god http://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2015/11/03/454180154/is-it-moral-to-explore-and-colonize-mars http://www.carp...

Nurse!!!!!! 123 Dumbed Down Atheist 21.10.2015 1:57:40

Maynard's fresh back from the Brisbane skeptics... Vaginal Flu cures, Gwyneth Paltrow style.... Maynard's emotional quiz interjections... Wizz Fizz for cunning linguists... Alien solar panels, helping you to save money on energy bills............ maynard.com.au Facebook robertdarby902 treborybrad@gmail.com http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-can-t-explain-the-bizarre-mass-of-objects-orbiting-a-...

Fogging Condensation!!! 122 Dumbed Down Atheist 14.10.2015 1:38:36

Maynard 'n' Me give it to you again this week 14th October 2015. 'nuff said..... just listen to find out the rest. maynard.com.au https://www.facebook.com/robert.darby.902

Maynard 121 Dumbed Down Atheist 08.10.2015 2:00:03

Maynard's back and beaming in live from Maynard International Studios. I rant and rave on and Maynard keeps me on track. I ain't gonna put a lot of links or notes this week, apart from this one. www.maynard.com.au

Hello Newman! 120 Dumbed Down Atheist 02.10.2015 2:56:58

Damn you Newman and your prison toilet. Auto-erotic asphyxiation alone. Whipped for a Living. I've been a Mars rover for many a year. The 'indecent' Iranian cartoonist. http://hellogiggles.com/shower-night-vs-morning/ http://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-why-nasa-s-mars-rovers-are-banned-from-investigating-that-liquid-water http://www.vice.com/read/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-a-professional-bdsm-sub...

Take your music to the city 119 Dumbed Down Atheist 25.09.2015 2:00:02

One of the songs after a week's evolution . DNA talk. Alabama evolution sticks it to ya. Heads up (off) to Saudi Arabia. The stones have no sympathy for the devil. http://www.mintpressnews.com/saudi-arabia-beheads-nearly-twice-as-many-people-as-isis-so-far-this-year/208894/ http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/alabama-puts-stickers-in-biology-textbooks-telling-students-to-question-unproven-evolution/ h...

Pick things up 118 Dumbed Down Atheist 18.09.2015 2:01:31

3 new Original songs (still a work in progress) on their way to being finished. The secrets to living 200 years by having a whale of a time. Lots of swearing. Court ordered religious counseling. And some naughty stuff from beyond the grave. http://boingboing.net/2015/09/15/non-religious-woman-who-refuse.html http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150915-the-secrets-of-living-to-200-years-old http://www...

Maynard's Speculation 117 Dumbed Down Atheist 11.09.2015 2:56:29

Maynard rocks by and we 'discuss' (If that be the right word), Consumer affairs, Boycotting the news, Winston Peters, Spec-ul-yum, Sex in unlicensed premises, Every sperm is (sacred) almost incalculable, Maynard's quiz, Woolworths cleans up with and without Mr Robbins, Top 10, Urination etiquette. I take the Scientology OCA test after Maynard buggers off. http://www.maynard.com.au/ https://www.you...