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The Baldies machine rolls on. We continue by ranking our female actors and start sorting our worst characters, biggest surprises, and best debuts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Baldies machine rolls on. We start to wrap things up by making our final changes, select our nominees, and pick our winners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Baldies machine rolls on. We continue by coming up with a list of great actors, and filling out our field of "Boomerangs", "Worst Characters, Biggest Surprises, and Best Debuts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jim and A.Ron try to figure out what they want out of a Bald Move awards show. What will we get right? What will we get wrong? Will anyone actually watch/listen to over ten hours of television debate and discussion? Find out with us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special thanks to podcast commissioner Julie Webster for pulling the trigger on the Mitchell Lichtenstein film, "Teeth", starring Jess Weixler. It is a frequently funny, sometimes creepy, yet often insightful look at the mythology behind vagina dentata, or "toothed vagina". This movie has severed peen for days, ya'll. They guys spend the better part of an awkward hour discussing the film and relat...

Jim and A.Ron have seen the latest Star Wars, and declare it worthy of the name. Don't expect Empire Strikes Back, but if you set your navicomputer expectations somewhere in Return of the Jedi's neighborhood we think you'll have a good time. We give about five minutes of non spoiler review up front, but then get hardcore old school Star Wars nerd talk. Meet us over in the forums if you want to tal...

Andrew "The Commissioner" Mount "strikes" again from his hidden rebel base, this time forcing us to watch Episode V of the Star Wars saga, "The Empire Strikes Back." Which, incidentally, depending on the age of the A.Ron you ask, is either his favoritist movie of all time, or top three. Either way, it's a treat. Once again, Jim and I try to sort through our childhood and adult memories of this hol...

Today's commissioned podcast is on 1994's Stargate -- brought to you by Dr. Brandon Devito, official dentist of Bald Move and international man of mystery. Directed by Roland Emmerich and starring Kurt Russell and James Spader, it is a star spanning intergalactic tale of ancient Egyptian themed aliens, slip-shod archaeology, and gun toting shepherd boys. The boys ponder how movies change as we age...

Jim and A.Ron went out over the long weekend and treated themselves to the latest James Bond flick, Spectre. After discussing the experience itself, in which we review our hometown's newest theater experience, the Eastgate Brew and View, we dish on the few charms and big disappointments in Daniel Craig's latest outing on Her Majesty's Service, Craig's place in the 007 pantheon, and our relationshi...

Jim and A.Ron watched some fun television this week that they want to talk about! First up is the horror / comedy on Starz Network, "Ash vs Evil Dead". Does Bruce Campbell's shtick hold up all these years later? Second, the amazingly funny Cartoon Network Adult Swim sci-fi comedy, "Rick and Morty", co-created by Dan Harmon and the Earl of Lemongrab. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

You guys had a lot of great questions for our 10 Million Podcast Q&A Extravaganza, and we've got the answers for you. We talk about life, podcasting, whether we'd work for Chris Hardwick, our dream HBO series projects, our co-hosts most annoying traits, and lots more over a wide-ranging, ass-numbing 2.5 hour podcast. We also have video of the whole deal, which you can enjoy below. If you missed pr...

Special thanks to Robert Packnett who commissioned us to take on Netflix's 2015 series, "Daredevil", with a particular emphasis on the episodes "Cut Man" and "Shadows in the Glass". This was a particularly shrewd selection, as they both deal with the duality of the main hero and villain of the series, and their histories, similarities, strengths, and weaknesses. "Daredevil" is a series that is so...

Jim and A.Ron saw Ridley Scott's "The Martian" last night, starring Matt Damon, and have a lot to say about it. Note, the first part of the podcast is spoiler free, but then when we say we're about to spoil things, that's your cue to get out while the getting is good. Along the way, we talk about the trailers we saw for The Revenant, The Big Short, Joy, and Concussion. If you are still hungry for...

Jim and A.Ron clean up some lose ends and get retrospective on the first seasons of "The Brink", "Ballers", "Narcos", and talk about the start of their binge of the first season of "Mr. Robot", with more to come. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks to Anthony Basich for commissioning this podcast, and quite frankly, changing our entire mind about the Mad Max franchise. We think 1981's "The Road Warrior", directed by George Miller and starring Mel Gibson, is awesome, and stands up to any of it's 80's action movie brethren in a competition about holding up and entertaining a modern audience. We discuss feral kids, post-apocalyptic sexua...

Did we, in fact, deliver a commissioned podcast on the 1997 Robert Zemeckis science fiction film Contact? Well, all I can say for sure is that we recorded a conversation and released it as a podcast. Your own personal experience with the podcast will have to inform your answer to that question. Special thanks to Henrik Wielechowski who made the inspired choice to pull the trigger on this thought a...

Andrew "The Commissioner" Mount has indicated a fifth movie that needs some Bald Move attention, this time the 2012 horror "The Cabin in the Woods". Written by Joss Whedon and directed by long time collaborated Drew Goddard, and staring the Mighty Thor, it was what I would describe as a pleasant surprise. I was prepared for a stock slasher flick, and what I got was... something more than that. Can...

Special thanks to Bobby Z for commissioning this 1983 classic piece of original televised cinematic history; V: The Original Miniseries. A.Ron had fond memories of this series from his childhood, while Jim experienced it for the first time. We discuss 80's fashion, television tropes, heavy handed allegory, the plausibility of this as a first contact scenario, and the abject horror of prominent mat...

Jim and A.Ron (with an assist from Nina over at ProjectFandom.com) set out to talk about ALL the television. Programming highlights with time codes are as follows... Ash vs Evil Dead SDCC trailer - 00:01:04Fear the Walking Dead SDCC trailer - 00:03:46Walking Dead season six SDCC trailer - 00:09:47Heroes Reborn SDCC trailer - 00:14:28The Spoils Before Dying - 00:16:507 Days in Hell - 00:18:31DS9 -...

The one where we talk about how much we love bad Star Trek novels, the things we love about the final episode, and some of the problems. Thanks to Jamie T for commissioning this podcast on the series finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks to Jefferson Betmarik for making us pull 1999's The Matrix off our shelves and talk about it. This movie was directed by the Wachowski siblings, and stars Keanu Reeves, Lawerence Fishburne, and Carrie-Anne Moss among others. Jim and I have watched this movie so much, and spent so much time talking about it over the years, so it's no surprise that we were able to easily fill 1:20 with our pe...

Much thanks to Steven Sprague, who commissioned us to do a podcast on the 2013 Quentin Tarantino joint, "Django Unchained". Jim and A.Ron talk about the star power, the dialogue, the action, and social issues involved in the making and consuming of Django. Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choi...

Special thanks to Joel Harris, who ordered us up a classic, the 2004 Zomedy, "Shaun of the Dead". Directed by Edgar Wright, and starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, it offers a lot of gore, laughs, and a surprising amount of heart. The guys discuss their history with the film, it's motifs and homages, and where it stacks up against the other films in "the Cornetto trilogy". Thanks again, Joel! Join...

Shayne Bowman from the Heisenberg Chronicles and the Nattercast joins Cecily and I to discuss our thoughts on season 3 of Banshee, as well as the conclusion to the HBO documentary mini-series, "The Jinx"! Timecodes for each are as follows... 00:00:00 - Banshee01:11:46 - The Jinx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jim and A.Ron go all out to name their favorite ten TV shows of 2014! What made the cut? And why? And if you still haven't got enough, check out our over 3 hours of bonus video footage where we narrowed down the original Field of Forty to the Tenacious Ten. If you're interested in that, or want to see why some shows didn't make the cut, see the links below. Jim and A.Ron debate the top 10 - Part O...