Bad Date Podcast

From boots on the couch to needing concealer between the chaps, these cowboys put the giddy-up in this week's speed dating episode! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

From Marco Polo to tetherball, Kelly keeps us actively engaged with this week's truly cringe-worthy dates. You'll be humming Footloose or Benny and the Jets before it's over. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week we are taking you to the movies! We start with a Say Anyting moment, then move to a phone call during World War Z and then finally end up in Bollywood!   This episode is rated R as it does contain some nudity ... from Grandma!  And remember ... it's me me, it's YOU! 

When office carpet fibers in your cake icing are one of your BETTER birthdays, you know you have some bad birthday date stories. Margaret isn't exaggerating when she says there may be a birthday curse in effect. Listen now! And remember ... It's not me, it's YOU!

Missing jewels, multiple aliases, busted airbags, and extradition. Dateline? Nope! That's all packed into ONE EPISODE of Bad Date Podcast.  How many US marshals does it take to catch a bad date? Millie answers! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week we bring you rotten menthol eggs, empty kolaches and an intern-seducing exec we like to call Lucifer.  And remember, it's not me ... it's YOU!

Even been scarred by a bad date? Bet Zach's can top yours - let's dive into a uniquely painful first date story. We don't get too deep, but we do hear it from three perspectives - his, hers, and…Mom's!? !  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

In this week's episode Amy takes us from Mexico to Miami and to Marble Falls.   And you will get to know a little more about one of the Bobbys than you ever wanted to!   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

When he makes you feel dirty … with multiple Lysol wipes … you know it's a bad date! From complaining about the price of a split mushroom burger to buying Lysol wipes in bulk, these dates almost had Allison trashing the apps. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

When the hot fireman has something unexpected up his sleeve…or glove. This one will make you go ewww! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

Dating in your 70s can be hard enough. Do you really need to add adult children and drywalling to it?! This week's story begs the question- is it ever OK to use someone with an ulterior motive while dating? Listen and decide! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Should there be a 3-date minimum to become someone's screensaver? Is there ever a good reason to do 1st date Show & Tell? You will have opinions after hearing Jamie's stories this week. From missing teeth to missing driver's licenses, don't miss this one! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

We've heard of going dutch, but this bad date goes forensic on chicken wings - from that jaw dropper to a fork dropper, this one has it all! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Are these bad date podcasters experts in historical dating rituals? Nope (we'll prove it), but 100+ Bobbies later, they can share some fave moments from Season 1. Willy Wonka, dry pancakes, and drive-by shovings to name a few. Celebrate our 1-year milestone with us and stay tuned for Season 2 where we'll keep seeking answers to the eternal question, 'What the Hell, Bobby?!' And remember .... it's...

Not sure this cop is on the beat for this week's Greenwich Village adventure. But he's definitely undercover! If your commute is even half of Christine's from Jersey for this date, it'll fly by listening to this one! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week's double-bad date story involves a different kind of ghosting...and we throw in creepy clowns as a bonus. Get lost with us driving down a dark and deserted road on your commute! And remember, it's not me ... it's YOU! 

If there was a bad date Bingo card, Andrea's would be a winner with these losers. B8:alcoholic, I25: premature "I love yous", N44: cheater: G54: gambler, O62: declined credit card!   And remember it's not me ... it's YOU!

Grab your Mapquest and join us as we travel from Texas Tech University to a Japanese Hibachi for these ''it wasn't a DATE!" bad dates! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!  

When the one about the Sheriff, the Jester and the Mountain Woman ends up with you as the punchline, you know it's a bad date. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

It doesn't bode well for Bobby's long game if this is putting his best 'foot' forward. Tera shares an awkward almost bad date and a best practice to escape an actual one! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!

Get ready for a wild ride through Lanning's bad dates. She takes us from dirty creeks to quirky bedroom tents to deserted water treatment plants…oh, and exclusive clubs in NYC. You'll make extra blocks to finish this one.  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

From Snoop Dogg being out of sight to Dad's poor eyesight to pirate reincarnation insights, you'll be hooked after this one. Listen now in your carrrrr.   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Beth shared great dating insights last time but she outdoes herself with these bad dates. Pee funnels, canoodling breakups, and Edith Bunker's bathroom. This one has it all! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Of ALL the people in New York City, you'll be amazed at what a small world it really is when you hear about Gabriella's bad date … but was it really bad?  And then there's that Bobby in Brooklyn … And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

You know we all love our bad date Bobby stories, but some (OK, actually a dozen of them) inlcuded sound bytes destined for a year-end mashup!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!