Bad Date Podcast

We learn a couple of important dating rules this week - 1) unless your date is a dog, don't rub their belly on the first date; 2) if your date is known to cast spells, don't leave your drink unattended. Listen and learn! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Get ready for James to take us on a wild trip to the casino that'll block your sinuses and wear out your ATM card! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week we bring you a true bad date roulette dilemma - will you nod empathetically for hours over his loss (body part, pet, etc.) or become an accomplice to a potential murder?? Listen now and make your decision! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

We thought we'd heard the absolute worst of Aussie bad dates … and then Kendyl started sharing! She wanted to date an NCIS analyst, not become his subject. And speaking of crime investigation, who directs their road rage at senior citizens?? Listen now for these classics from Oz! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Join us for a new round of bad date roulette that reminds us why we introduce ourselves on a first date AND that shrines might need an expiration date. And remember ... it's note me, it's YOU!

Allison takes us on another spin through her little black book of bad dates and delivers yet again!  Listen now to hear how the stars didn't align with the Zodiac driller! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

If you had to choose, are you going Planet Hollywood (and we don't mean the restaurant) or Weed Feeder? Give us five minutes and let us know!   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

If he brags about drunk dialing his boss, it might be a bad date. From soft launches to the serial dater with a girlfriend, Bella brings the goods with bad date stories from an Influencer's world! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

The amazing Andrea is back!  But instead of being Love Bombed, this time she has a bomb dropped during a Facetime home walkthrough with her seemingly perfect Bobby. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play a new round of Bad Date Roulette - wanna be left holding a car repair bill OR a bag of toot? Your choice may surprise you!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

We sat down with dating expert, Alita Brydon (or some might call her a Dating Eggspert!)  She is the founder of Bad Dates of Melbourne and a published author.  She shares everything with us - from her all-time favorite bad date story, to how she got banned from Tinder and also gives dating advice that everyone can learn from.  Whether you're single, dating, or just love a good story, this conversa...

If you need to look over your shoulder for FBI agents, it might be a bad date. Yahaira's stories are crazy, but some of the dates she didn't accept are even crazier!   And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

It's the Bad Date Podcast Christmas Special!  And it's our spin on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. It's sure to be a Christmas classic!  (maybe) And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU! 

This week Haley takes us to the dating scene in Colorado. From squatting down to share a collection of 'short stories' to almost drowning during an Avatar adventure to a date going MIA sporting his Birthday suit, you don't want to miss this episode! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

You might be momentarily confused and think you're listening to Bad Bird Podcast, but don't get your feathers ruffled. You are actually in for a treat with a holiday-themed round of bad date roulette! We're back with alternative carols (apologies in advance when they stick in your head!) and Aqua Net. Happy holidays! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

A different kind of bad date episode where Bryan shares his story and introduces us to the new "F" word AND integrated attachment theory! Check out myrelationshipfail.com to learn even more and even take a quiz to learn YOUR attachment style. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Do bulls really charge when they see red? Let's find out as we choose between waiting on an Ex and a bizarre color blindness phobia in this week's bad date roulette! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

When you think you're going to meet the parents and have a better chance of meeting the Chupacabra, you realize it's a very bad date! Join us for a speed dating adventure down a dark country road. But if you're in an RV, watch the ladder on top! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This week our faces are red from empathizing with one bad date's embarrassment and from laughing with the other as her bad date walks away…or does he? Try this one on for size…or for two sizes! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Prepare yourselves for a different kind of episode this week. No heels down ratings, but Lauryn explains how she fixed her picker, starting with sending her regrets for a crawfish boil. Sometimes we don't set that dating bar quite high enough, but then your person lifts it up for you!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

This round of bad date roulette gives us the double-ick factor! And also  tests our boundaries of being dog lovers. Grab a glass of pawno grigio or chardognay, some Off spray, and your favorite spatula and let's dive in. And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Ever seen a date's social media post that made your blood run cold? Ever been broken up with by Siri on speaker with your kids in the car? Katie's bad breakup stories will have you muttering "what a jerk!" on repeat! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Germaphobes beware - this week's bad date roulette will push you right out of your comfort zone. Unexpected hair care and dirty laundry will definitely make the five minutes fly by! And remember ... it's not me, it's  YOU!    

Dixie's bad date stories introduce us to next-level paranoiacs, control freaks and just freaks! When you need to clean your family whiteboard before he comes over, it's not going to end well.  And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU!

Let's play Bad Date Roulette!  While no one is asking us for tech support at Bad Date Podcast, apparently some dates do!  Listen to both dates and tell us who you would choose!  And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!